DISQUS

Remember in Jumanji when they were showing the Parrish shoe company back in the day? all they made were normal brown leather shoes.
There was a black guy who worked there and he designed a modern basketball shoe made out of soft, white painted leather and rubber. he took pride in it, but everyone thought it was silly. It was suppose to be funny because everyone in the factory thought he was dumb for thinking it was a good design, and now we all wear them.
yea. it was kind of a big movie.
I love your comic, but this just seems like you ripped off a lame cultural joke from a mediocre movie from the '90s.
that dick Alan shredded the shoe.
Are you remembering any of this, Kevin?

My favorite part of this comic is in panel 3, on the sign it says "open 24 hours!"
Just thought that was funny, I mean, a medical supply store being open at night??
But i know that's the only way a vampire could go to a medical supply store.
I adore subtle humor!

I got it first time.
the whole reason I like your comic is because of strips like this.
please keep up the good work.

Thank you, 1990 for the bowie quote out of nowhere.

"Most cemeteries have surprisingly good wifi."
Oh, man this is too good. My friend lives across the street from a cemetery and I have used his wifi while sitting by the graves.
it's a really nice place to do my chem home work. (bandwidth kinda sucks though)

I think his expression is the result of finally feeling contentment.
he is joyous and filled with glee, not sleepy...

Reminds me of an old episode of the Simpson's where the citizens of Springfield form an angry mob and destroy all technology.
At one point they burn down a AI laboratory and one of the robots runs out of the building, on fire, waving it's arms and screaming, "WHY! Why was I programed to feel pain?!?"

This comic reminds me of the brain in the clear tank with a speaker in the front from the movie "city of lost children"
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y=sin(x)
???

bet you can't eat just one!

according to cannibals, human flesh tastes something like pork and milk-fed veal.

As citizens, our only real role in society is to consume.

I had a similar experience to this at a renaissance fair.
yes, DMT was involved.

oh, wow this is fantastic!

"And I ask you my brothers and sisters, who is the true animal?"

It hurts to be replaced...

I repair PCs for a living and often joke with customers that the reason their computer won't turn on is because the magical leprechaun which resides inside of their case has died.

Reminds me of link, the boy with no fairy.

oh, man... now I really want to ejaculate into a robot.

I'm pretty sure it's a super inelegant blender.
http://www.buythebullet.com/

This comic is witty beyond all rational thought. I thoroughly enjoy this one.

this very well may be the most entertaining single comic strip i have ever seen.

I have seen this comic done before.

Usually I don't like when people use photos in comics, then again they are usually from Google images...
I would like to believe these were taken by the artist.
Plus, for some odd reason, I enjoy the way the giant hairy strip of tape overlaps his speech box.

Maybe he intends to take the place of the spider.
or maybe he's just a dick.