DISQUS

I'm gonna be learning to board in the spring. It'll be fun getting my ass kicked while I learn to keep my feet on just one thing.

Drunk, haven't talked to my mom. Texted, not talked. Sad, yes. But my mom said the same thing about boys. Maybe moms have some things totally right.

I liked this post a lot, Micah. I agree with you that this shows how broken the system really is. I'm still going to vote, and I'm going to vote for Obama, but maybe before the actual day rolls around, you will find a reason to cast a vote for whomever.

It would've been more impressive had you crawled out of your death bed. Oh yeah, I haven't yet helped you become #1 Douche Bag so I should write that blog post sometime soon.

Haha! Swedish state-run pharmacy Apoteket is going to begin selling dildos at their locations, for sexual health and well-being. Man, would Texans fly off the handle. Err, well, they'd actually probably stay there.

But who isn't at least a whole foot shorter than you are, Andrew?! (I know I make that list quite easily)

Ohmygoshors. That was sooo fucking cool!

Yes, I would also wanna be that iPhone.

I would've been a writer type there, for sure.

Bahahaha don't pitch me bro!

Fuck 'em! And yeah Tyler, even I knew he doesn't use punctuation. I guess there is a difference between people who know they don't and those who purposely don't.

Wait! The kicker?! Don't you mean the punter? The punter is the guy who sucks! Keep Elam! ;)

Ha! I never would've trusted them.

I actually think Billie looks extremely guilty. And maybe slightly gassy.

Haha, well I'm glad you at least like it!

It's a little hard to make Uppsala seem exciting, to be honest. I'll be traveling in France, Spain, Germany and probably the UK before I leave. Perhaps that will be more exciting.

Great post!