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8 months ago

in DISTRICT WEEKLY PUBLISHER HITS ROAD! on The District Weekly
Hunter S Thompson once observed that the only objective journalism he'd ever seen was done by the security camera at the stop'n'shop in Woody Creek, CO.
Good luck @ City Beat, Will. BTW, did Dean retire or did you have him whacked?

8 months ago

in MAD PROPS! THE OFFICIAL DISTRICT WEEKLY STATE PROPOSITION VOTER GUIDE on The District Weekly
"...if you commit a crime, we don’t really care whether you were walking your dog or freebasing your cat." What if I'm smoking marijuana for medical purposes, which is legal under state law but illegal under Federal law? Should I go to jail?
"Prop. 5 strips judges of the authority to do what their title demands they do from 9 to 5: make judgments." The Fed did that over 20 years ago by creating that loveliness known as "mandatory minimum sentencing." Talk about judges being stripped of authority. Passing Prop 5 just means that judges won't have to send drug users to jail. Aside from David Crosby, I don't know of a single drug ab/user who benefitted from time in the slammer.

11 months ago

in FIGHT TO SAVE MAIN LIBRARY CONTINUES on The District Weekly
The LBCC seems determined to stage a real life version of Fahrenheit 451. Except they don't have the stones to actually try and burn books.
Buncha goddamn losers and Quislings.

11 months ago

in FROM LBPOST: WHAT’S TO BECOME OF PENNY, THE ACRES OF BOOKS CAT? on The District Weekly
"Penny will land on her feet, but all those responsible for the demise of Acres Of Books should be going to Hell."

Quoted for truth.

11 months ago

in RAY BRADBURY SAYS KEEP MAIN LIBRARY OPEN on The District Weekly
Dick Ray? Hope for your sake that's a pseudonym.

God bless you, Mr Bradbury. And nuts to the LBCC!

11 months ago

in WHAT THE MAN SAID TO THE MARTIAN | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
The LBCC is a bunch of pussies. You'd break an old man's heart--a man who has more talent, bravery, courage and intelligence in his pinkie than you all have in your entire corpulent bodies--for a fucking Quiznos'. Fuck you all. Molotov cocktails on the house.

11 months ago

in AUTHOR RAY BRADBURY PLANS ACRES OF BOOKS VISIT | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
This breaks my fucking heart. I'm not kidding.

Yeah Mr Mayor, you tell the world-famous author, fantasist and imagineer (before walt copyrighted the word) why the fuck Acres of Books can't stay at its location in Long Beach. Go on. I'm waiting. You pussy.

11 months ago

in ‘I HAVE MANY FRIENDS’ | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Does that maybe mean that Acres of Books *won't* be bulldozed? Oh wait, that was just a dream I had. That's very different. Never mind. :/

1 year ago

in THE SEVEN NASTY THINGS COMMISSIONER KURT SCHNEITER WROTE TO A COMMUNITY ACTIVIST | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
I too am disturbed by the Commisioner's email in post 84. Does anyone have an explanation that is pejorative-free>

1 year ago

in BUSH GETS SCHOOLED | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
OMG! How does Keith stay on the air? That was MAGNIFICENT! I hope Dubya's ears aren't the only part of him burning...

1 year ago

in CITY OF DOWNEY BUYS AVENUE THEATER; JOHNNY REBS REOPENS | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Love Johnny Rebs (I'm from MD). Thought "reconstruction" line was funny.

1 year ago

in SLEUTH TO PSYCHO | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Don't let these morons try to persuade you to recast yourself. You are neither victim nor villain. As one of the previous commentators pointed out, the thief couldn't have been that hard-up if she was using your card to get her nails done. She used you, and the Detective alternated between sitting on her ass, chewing you out, and making you the butt of a very cruel April Fool's joke. Most people would have gone ballistic at that point, cop or no. You have NOTHING to apologize for.

1 year ago

in PAT BUCHANAN FED UP WITH UNGRATEFUL NEGROES | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Duh, Rachel, I *know* that. But on average white folks make more than black folks, no matter how hard they work (or don't).That's the disparity I was talking about.

1 year ago

in UPDATED: ACRES OF BOOKS SALE: ARGLE-BARGLE OR FOOFARAW? | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
To Sassy Sue: You don't know what kinds of pressure were brought to bare on the owners, besides economic. Why don't you wait until the whole story is known before passing judgment? And fuck all the revenue that Acres of Books brought in to the city. And while I'm at it, fuck Southern California and the disease, syphilis-carrying dogfood-factory bound horse it rode in on.

1 year ago

in ‘BREAKDOWNS’ LED TO BRUTAL DEATH OF ANIMAL SHELTER DOG | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Dribble wrote: As long as humans keep making more unwanted animals, there will alwasy be an issue as to what to do with them.

I hereby apologize for my wife's recent delivery of a 10 pound Himilayan. His name is Puma, and we looooooooooooooove him.

1 year ago

in UPDATED: ACRES OF BOOKS SALE: ARGLE-BARGLE OR FOOFARAW? | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Fuck the Long Beach City Council. May their children grow up to be hydrocephalic mouth-breathing illiterates who watch reality TV when they're not beating up the wife and kids.

1 year ago

in END CITY HALL’S NEWSPAPER SUBSIDY | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
"The answer is no. We cannot and do not “all agree that spending the taxpayers’ money on print advertising of public notices–ever, but maybe especially now–is wrong.”

Explain.

1 year ago

in AMERICA IS MAD | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
I like him a lot. He supports legalizing drugs--esp. marijuana--and ending this stupid war in Iraq. Plus his YouTube ads are out of this world--a marriage of politics and post-modern minimalism. way cool.

1 year ago

in PAT BUCHANAN FED UP WITH UNGRATEFUL NEGROES | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
I'm no fan of Buchanan--I agree with you he's a sloppy thinker--but I don't see where he says that black men enjoy raping white women more than white men enjoy raping black women. As to the actual statistic he quoted about blacks targeting whites for assaults: that's because they know where the money is--with rich white folks. If you're a criminal, that's just common sense.
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