DISQUS

WTF that is just sick! They need to drop a couple hundred gallons of poison in that water to clean out all those disgusting jellyfish.

I'd like to see them drop Bam into a room full of snakes. He'd probably piss his pants and cry before he passed out.

Even if someone wanted to produce Jackass 3, there is a chance Bam wouldn't even want to do it. Anyone watch the Jackass 24 hour takeover? Near the end Bam tried to sneak out the back door. He fucking tried to run away AGAIN! Bam is such a pussy. They should just throw him out of the crew.

I hate seeing pic posts on reddit, but this was actually interesting. For that, I'll forgo the down vote and leave it alone.

I just got through watching Steve-O on the Howard Stern show from a couple months back. This is the show where he promotes Dr. Steve-O, Jackass: The Game and "slips" about Jackass 3.

Steve-O is really whacked out on drugs. I knew he partied, but he looks like he's on his way to some real serious problems. I'm thinking it's not the stunts that are going to kill him, it's probably going to be his lifestyle.

Also interesting was the way he answered the question about who created Jackass. He dodged the question, in a way that suggests this is a touchy topic between the guys, but he essentially said:
Bam says he created Jackass, but Bam says a lot of shit.

I like the blood on the floor. The rest were so so.

If you were carrying that bag that looks like a gun in LA you're guaranteed to get tazed.

heyno said: "[Knoxville] doesn’t do that many painfull stunts"
It has already been accepted that Knoxville and Steve-O do the majority of the best stunts. Trying to defame them is a pointless argument that you can't win. Telling us you "can't remember anything" is a terrible argument. If you can't remember, then go back and watch it again.

heyno said: "He [Bam] is a GREAT street skater"
I don't think Bam is a bad skater. As a hobbyist he is good, but I do not consider him good enough to be pro. I think his skating fame and sponsorship are due primarily to his Jackass fame, not his skill.

heyno said: "[The combination of Bam’s unique on-screen personality and the tremendous grassroots success] of the CKY video series became the platform for the hit MTV show “Jackass”, “Jackass, The Movie” and the later MTV “Viva La Bam” series."
You've now posted this 3 times. The author of this text that you plagiarized does not know what he is talking about. Bam's Jackass fame made him marketable, and led to the creation of Viva La Bam. Jackass became popular because of the stunts done by Knoxville and Steve-O. Trying to give Bam credit as being the "platform" for Jackass is just foolish.

heyno, your last 3 postings were pointless. They bring no new information at all. You are just posting the same material over and over again. All you provide to backup your argument is one author’s opinion, which clearly has some factual inaccuracies. Until you can bring a real argument, you are wasting everyone's time, and making yourself look like a fool. If this is all you are capable of doing, then please stop spamming this board and leave.

heyno, recycle a few more of Hannah’s dumb insults. I think you missed a few.

No, none of the Jackass crew would be famous without Jackass. Do you think Knoxville would be starring in Hollywood movies without Jackass? Of course not. Do you think Steve-O would have his own show without Jackass? Of course not. The only “talent” you really need for Jackass is the guts to do some really stupid and painful stunts. Knoxville and Steve-O being the only two in the crew that really have this “talent”.

Bam comes off as trashy because he is a piece of talentless trash. Bam is famous because of Jackass, and no other reason. His skating is not good enough. His acting is terrible. His writing is absurd. His directing talent is non-existent. He would not have been famous if he had not been a part of Jackass. If your opinion is different, fine. I will respect your right to be wrong.

heyno, you need to stop trying to insult people. Every time you try you just make a fool of yourself.

I do not listen to Bam's radio show. My reference to it was taken from an article I read on Bam's Unholy Union.

I have downloaded many of Bam's TV shows and videos, some of which I have watch. I first started downloading them out of curiosity before I really knew who Bam was. I quickly found out that all his shows, are terrible and that Bam is a talentless punk.

You don't seem to understand the very basics of forming a well thought out argument. Without insight into the subject, you can't make a valid argument for, or against, it. If I didn't know who Bam was, and didn't watch any of his videos, my opinion on him would hold no water.

Centurion said:
"bam is such a vagina. Dico is so much funnier than Bam. Dico pretty much is CKY. I hope Bam cries more in the new Jackass movie"

I agree that Dico is a big piece of CKY, but I am not highly impressed with his antics. While I have seen Dico do several very entertaining bits, he is inconsistent. "Sushi fish" was an excellent bit, but there are too few of these. Most often he just resorts to doing a string of random impressions intersparsed with lots of incoherency.

Andrew: I enjoyed the brand as well. It was pretty good, even if he flailed around like a little bitch. I think that is the first real stunt Bam has ever done. His comment at the end was stupid though: "I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than do that again." It's scripted, over dramatic and just stupid. Bam shouldn't be allowed to write any dialog, ever.

heyno: It's obvious that you copy/pasted that. You didn't even think to omit the last paragraph. Very little of what you posted is new information. It give a small bit of history and says that Bam is famous. I suspect the whole reason you pasted 2 pages of information was for the first sentence that states he was pro at 13; to backup your earlier claim. This is a huge waste of space and proves nothing since it is the article's author opinion, not fact, that Bam was pro at 13.

I also agree that Bam should not be acting. He is one of the most terrible actors I have ever seen. I would most prefer to see him dead, but between acting and stunts, I definitely think he should stick to stunts.

heyno, they are not deleting your posts because you are swearing. They are deleting them because all your posts are mindless garbage. I actually wish they had not deleted them because they were so ignorant I found them to be hilarious.

andrew, I have to disagree with you about Bam being one of the big 3. Watch for his name in the opening credits of their movies. It's always #2, right after Knoxville.

I also do not think Bam would be rich making crap movies if he had not been in Jackass. His little CKY project is not a big money maker, even today. His new movies (excluding Jackass) are low budget and direct to DVD. His fame and fortune were all dependent on Jackass, even if he didn't really have much to do with it's success.

Dave has done a few good stunts. I think the majority are dumb, but to his credit, he does more stuff than Bam does and he isn't one of the big 3. The "Urban Kayaking" bit that Dave and Ehren did back in season 1 is still one of my favorite bits.

I haven't seen Bam's Unholy Union, it's hard to believe it could be worse than Viva La Bam, but I'll take your word for it. Bam mentioned several times on his radio show that they are considering doing a season 2 where Bam and Missy pretend she is pregnant.

One last thing, if you are going to respond to me, base your response on my post, not Hannah's mis-interpretation.

Hannah you are probably the dumbest fucking cunt I've ever encountered. You're just pissed off because I ripped you out of your little fantasy fangirl world and made you hear shit about Bam you didn't want to know.

No one gives a shit about what I think? Well obviously you and heyno both do. heyno said he didn't care, then responded 4 times. Then you read my shit and wrote a fucking essay yourself. Listen to yourself, bitching about how I shouldn't bitch about what others do. Are you too fucking ignorant to see the hypocrisy in that?

Bam is just a talentless piece of shit who won the fucking jackpot. Knoxville and Steve-O made Jackass famous, and Bam just hitched a ride. Bragging about how many chicks Bam "porked". You're such a fucking vile cunt, you disgust me. Even that fat fucking cow Preston gets chicks now. He gets the same kind that Bam gets, star stuck dumbfuck sluts like yourself.

heyno, you are such a fucking dumbass. Almost all the shit you just said is completely wrong.

Ignorant claim #1: Bam, Dunn, Dico, and Rake, had a show on MTV before jackass, CALLED CKY
Wrong. CKY was created before Jackass, but it has not been on MTV. You probably have mixed up the CKY videos with the CKY music videos, which are not the same thing. The CKY band is different than the Bam's CKY crew.

Ignorant claim #2: Bam also has like five upcoming movies
Wrong. He has 3 and Jackass 3 is the only one which will be shown in theaters. His other 2 are low budget pieces of garbage, which are written, directed, procduced by Bam. Just like that piece of shit that he produced back in 2003, "Haggard", they will be released directly to DVD and not be carried by any major retailers.

Ignorant claim #3: Bam is a pro skate boarder, yes he was sponsored before CKY
Wrong. Bam is not universally recognized as "pro", because he has never been that good and doesn't even compete anymore. Before CKY and Jackass he had NO major sponsorships. After Jackass made him famous, he became marketable and sponsors started calling him "pro" so they could ride out their products on his fame.

Ignorant claim #4: Knoxville said that most of the first sesion, and second were CKY clips and Big Brother clips
Wrong. Most of the clips were new footage shot by Knoxville and the new members of the crew. Most of the filler garbage was CKY shit. Don't believe me? Go back and watch it yourself.

Ignorant claim #5: CKY had 4 seasons, and Big Brother is a magazine, not a show.
Wrong. CKY did NOT have 4 seasons, because it is NOT a TV show. CKY has 4 videos in total, not 4 seasons. Only 2 of which were released before the release of Jackass. Big Brother is a magazine, but they also produced videos. Wanna guess how many? 4! And here is something I bet you didn't know: THE BIG BROTHER VIDEO THAT HAD THE FOOTAGE OF KNOXVILLE TESTING SAFETY DEVICES ON HIMSELF, WHICH WAS THE ORIGINAL INSPIRATION FOR JACKASS, WAS CALLED "NUMBER TWO" AND WAS RELEASED BEFORE THE FIRST CKY VIDEO WAS RELEASED.

Don't be mad at me heyno. You are the one who made a complete fool of yourself, I just pointed it out.

Why the fuck is wrong with you idiots? Fucking dipshit dumbfucks like Sin E.P keep blabbering this mindless cocksuck fanboy bullshit. Here's a little warning to the shit for brain retards who can't figure it out themselves: Here comes another 5 page PMS report on what a piece of shit Bam is, so if you don't want to hear it, DON'T FUCKING READ IT.

It's obvious that no one has watched the CKY or "Jackass: Where are they now?" videos recently to remember what they actually were. If you had, you wouldn't be making these claims.

Claim: CKY came out before Jackass.
Yes, CKY came out before Jackass, but so did the Big Brother videos. Funny no one seems to mention the BB videos since they are closer to Jackass than the fucking stupid CKY videos. Bam said it himself, CKY is just footage of him and his highschool band of dipshits doing a bunch of stupid shit.

Claim: Jackass acquired half it's stunts from CKY videos.
Early Jackass took some inspiration from CKY videos, but they also took them up a notch when they did. CKY videos are tame highschool kiddie bullshit. Jackass has a much higher level of punishment involved.

Claim: Bam, Dico, Dunn, Raab, Phil & April are the backbone for Jackass.
This claim is just fucking stupid. Bam, Dico, Dunn, Raab, Phil & April are included, but they are NOT the backbone for the Jackass. They are the backbone for CKY and "Viva La Bam" (VLB), both of which are fucking terrible.

Claim: The show would have been a lot different if it was shot in L.A. without Bam.
I agree, it would have been a lot different. If they had found someone other than Bam and his crew of retards, it probably would have been a lot better

Claim: Bam was pro at 13 and is doing well now.
Bam is not pro and has never been. He was never considered as being "pro", nor did he receive major sponsorship, until AFTER Jackass made him famous. Bam isn't a good enough skater to compete in skate competitions, and he doesn't even try anymore. His only successful project is the Jackass spinoff, "Viva La Bam". He's just milking his Jackass fame until he just fades out of the spotlight permanently.

Claim: Dave England also cried (not just Bam).
Yes, Dave cried. He cried multiple times. Dave's claim to Jackass fame is shitting on stuff. Dave is a just a fucking whiny bitch and that's why no one gives a fuck about him. When you say Jackass, people think Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam and the rest of them.

Claim: Just because Bam was the only one SHOWN crying, doesn't mean no one else did.
Knoxville, Steve-O and Bam are the 3 primary Jackass members. Knoxville and Steve-O are well known because of the fucked up stunts they have done. Bam is known because he is a founding member. He has less recognition than the other 2 because he's a pussy and his jackass fame "stunt" is fucking with his parents. Of the big 3, why is it that Bam is always the only one shown crying or running away? It's because he's a fucking pussy.

Until I watched Jackass: Number Two several times, I had no idea who the fuck Bam even was. Knoxville and Steve-O where the only one's I cared about since they did all the real stunts. When I finally figured out that Bam was supposed to be one of the big 3, I downloaded some CKY and VLB videos. CKY is lame bullshit and VLB is even worse. The intro to his stupid shit show, VLB, ends with "Bam Margera, what will he do next? Whatever the fuck I want." He's always trying to pass himself off as being some hardcore badass, but he's really just a fucking pussy. His entire "reality" show is completely, and poorly, scripted, littered with weak (CKY style) stunts, and some of the worst acting ever put on TV. Bam can't even hold a straight face when he pretending to be hard.

Bam is famous because his was part of Jackass, not any other reason. Bam is a 2nd rate skater, a terrible actor, a complete asshole to his family and friend, and cry baby pussy. There is nothing to defend, so stop trying to defend him.

Here we go with the same shit, different idiot. This time the retard with a hard on for Bam is Zabo.

CKY is a bunch of pussy shit that Bam and his band of fucktard fuckups recorded. "Camp Kill Yourself"? Why would anyone give themselves such a stupid fucking name. Some of their "best of" includes kicking a football at a cars and jumping on beds. This high school kiddie bullshit is a long shot from Jackass.

Knoxville came up with the original idea of testing personal safety devices on himself. He pitched the idea to Tremaine, which lead to the creation of Jackass. Tremaine then recruited others who would become the rest of the Jackass crew. Bam and his band of half wit idiots were just recruits and could have just as easily been replaced.

Bam is a 2nd rate skater. Always was, always will be. He has never been good enough to seriously complete in major competitions, and now he doesn't compete anymore at all. Most don't even consider him "pro" at all. He has sponsorship purely due to the fame of Jackass, not his skating.

Quit trying to defend Bam's crying and whining. Fucking asshole isn't even strong enough to man up when he knows damn well the camera is running and millions are going to see it. Being hit with riot control bullets is fucked up, but you seem to forget the millions of dollars he getting paid for that shit. For that kind of money, you could find 10,000 guys to take his place that would NOT cry. You don't even need millions of dollars. If you offered $100,000 to anyone who could take a riot control shot, and not cry, you would have a line a mile long.

Bam is just another dipshit loser that hit the jackpot. Without Jackass, he would just be another one of those skater punks with no life that society kicks to the curb like a piece of trash. Just the fact that idiots like Toggle and Zabo are defending him only enforces the fact that his actions are not strong enough to stand by themselves.

I look forward to Jackass 3. I really hope Bam dies in this one, but I doubt he'll even come close since he too big a pussy to do any of the real stunts. He'll probably fuck with his mom and dad, do some more gay shit to his ass, then cry some more when he gets fucked with. Just as always, we'll have to rely on Knoxville and Steve-O to do anything truly hardcore.

Toggle, please take Bam's cock out of your mouth.

Yes, he got hit with a riot control device. Yes, that hurts like a mother fucker. Yes, he was on the ground crying like a bitch. Were the other two guys that got hit crying? No. What does that make Bam? A fucking huge pussy.

When he was trapped with that snake, he started fucking crying again. Saying he is scared of snakes is not a defense, that is the reason he is a pussy. He didn't know was devenomized? Bitch, please. Of course it was fucking devenomized, or it wouldn't have been in there alone with him. If he couldn't figure that out by himself, he's fucking retarded. Even if he is too stupid to figure it out, that's no excuse for crying. When Knoxville was getting his arm chewed up by that anaconda he didn't shed a single tear.

When Bam was on the rodeo seesaw, he ended up running away. He fucking RAN AWAY. That bit would have been thrown out if it hadn't been for Knoxville. He staying on, by himself, until he finally got mauled.

When Bam's piece of shit pedophile uncle, Vito, got arrested for sexually assaulting some 12 year olds, Bam got on the radio and started whining and crying again.

Why the fuck does he always talk with some kind of fucked up slur? Is he fucking retarded? I bet he has brain damage from his head hitting the pavement too many times. Pro skater my ass.

All this bitch ever does is fuck with his family and friends, when shit gets done back to him he ends up crying. Bam is a fucking white trash, piece of shit pussy. It it wasn't for Knoxville, Bam wouldn't be shit. He wouldn't have that worthless fake show, and he would be just another 2nd rate punk bitch loser skater.

Here is a quote from the leaked script:

Dr. Grant: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
John Hammond: Velocaraptors.
Dr. Grant: [pause] Riiiiiight.
John Hammond: They're cloned Velocaraptors.
Dr. Grant: Are they ill tempered?
John Hammond: Absolutely.
Dr. Grant: Oh well, that's a start.

Bitch, please. Batman does not turn to get around a taxi, he blows the taxi out of his way.

The idea of riding a bike in the first place is kinda silly, but the bike itself looks good to me. It is very industrial looking and matches the style of the bat-tank.

There are no excuses for this.

I want Bam to die because he is a piece of shit. Fucking idiot can't even get a laugh except by fucking with his relatives. Whenever he does a real stunt he ends up crying. Then there is that fucking failure of a show he had where him and his fucktard butt buddies do a bunch of lame staged bullshit. The pinnacle of his failure being the "State of Bam" where he "declares sovereignty" of a bunch of busted, rotting mobile homes. The whole bit being stupid as shit and fake as fuck, but oddly enough, it mimics Bam for what he is in real life: The white trash King of a pile of shit.

I'm sure Knoxville will not disappoint. I hope Bam dies in this film.

He looks the part, but can he act the part.

Some of those must have taken hours to do.

He's right, terrorists have taken over Fox News!