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Re: Fail Friday~ {BWA} B*tches With Attitudes

Thatchicknik — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:50:07 -0000

Girl if you didnt literally jump in my mind and pull out all my thoughts from last night till today, I dont what the hell to think then! I swear im soooooooooo over my conditional love for RHOA. I wont completely deny myself the pleasure of watching the housewives of other cities, but im too done with this orchestrated mess!!! Thank you for delivering what's been on my mind!!!!

Re: Which One Are You?

Thatchicknik — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:18:27 -0000

TEAM SPITTER BAY-BAY!!!!

I can not, will not and betta not drink that spoiled milk; i'm lactose-intolorant anyway. UGGGGGHHHHH!!!! lol!!

Re: 5 Tips to Taking It All Down

Thatchicknik — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:03:00 -0000

Now this is too funny VI: You have your issues with anal and I have my issues with swallowing. This is one of those things I just cannot get ready for. Nope.Sorry.Ah-Uh.No Way.Not Happinin.Betta Gon Somewhere. lol!!! But good post, as always!!!

Re: Lets Go Half

Ness — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:34:55 -0000

Lol. Hahaha. Idk whn guys started being like this.

Re: Xilla x Angela Yee and Others for Loop 21 Stop Black Aids

Thatchicknik — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:48:14 -0000

GOOD FOR YOU XILLA!!!! Cant see the vid clip right now but Im glad you took part in such an important topic!!!!! KUDOS!

Re: Lets Go Half

Thatchicknik — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:48:47 -0000

One sentence: I wish a nicca would!!!!

Re: She Got That Whip Appeal

Thatchicknik — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:49:16 -0000

LMBAO @ "Pussy whipping is real and whoever denies it is the devil." VI, you know you got a way with words!

AWESOME POST! WELL SAID GIRLY!!!!

Re: Pumping Your Ass Full Of Lead

Thatchicknik — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:04:45 -0000

LOL!!! gurrrllllll! I "lubs" me freaky sh*t! I need to write a post about it, I dont think I ever have...

Re: Pumping Your Ass Full Of Lead

Thatchicknik — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:03:19 -0000

ahem....Mr. Hrlickandsuck, do I know you?

LOL!!!! JUST KIDDING!!!!

Re: Pumping Your Ass Full Of Lead

BABY_T — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:17:55 -0000

Bwahahahahahah wow Nik that explaination made me want to try it. I need you to write an anal sex manual cause that shit made me feel comfortable as hell.

Re: You Made Her Bitter

Thatchicknik — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:08:51 -0000

In the words of Vanilla Ice... "Word to ya mutha!" LMAO!
This post is so on point, VI. I think all women have experienced bitterness at some point or another. I most certainley needed this "shake by the shoulders" today.

Re: Pumping Your Ass Full Of Lead

Thatchicknik — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:01:04 -0000

***I apologize in advance for the long comment***

Good Post VI!! one of my FAV topics! (hee!)
I agree with Don, VI. That "making your booty big" is such a myth. But as a person who has done it and actually enjoys it, Im riding with tracyrenee.
Its not something you should do frequently. I dont think many experience that seepage problem unless you're having anal sex for extended periods of time. but if you decide to try it, i recommend a man you trust and youre comfortable with. As we may have discussed before on another blog, baby oil works for the lube (you dont need to get fancy with that). The first time is a little uncomfortable, i wont lie to you, but just like riding a bike; you may scrap your knee from falling but you get back on and try it till you get it right. you're wrong about #3. It will get better.

key thing is to RELAX RELAX and RELAX. do NOT tense your muscles. And if the pain is too much to bear, just stop.
A good technique for first timers is the on all fours. Others may not agree, but what it does is it has you "open" in a way. It gives your lover the opportunity to "play" around back there. Lube you up and youre ready to go: he should insert the tip of his penis, GENTLY. not too much, just to say hi! then he should pull back out. in again, a little more this time, and out but this time not all the way, since he has you open. then in again (all at YOUR pace, not his) then out. All the while, one of ya'll need to be playing with your lucy to keep you aroused.

Trust me its worth it once you're totally open. Its one of the best feelings in the world of sex. As long as you understand what you are signing up for, just like with losing your virgnity, pain will eventually turn to pleasure, the more you do it.

Re: Time Machine

Ness — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:48:22 -0000

Whts up Nik :)
U r so right. If ur not w/someone then its for a reason.

But at the same time, some ppl had really good stories in getting back w/an ex.

So it goes both way :)
Just not w/me hahahahha.

Re: Fail Friday: Sheree's Tangy Party Planner

BABY_T — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:20:21 -0000

HA...girl the first time I saw him I knew he loved man tenders. The Yo momma thing killed if for me. lmao

Re: Fail Friday: Sheree's Tangy Party Planner

Thatchicknik — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:17:27 -0000

LMAO!! ! Girl, DONT HE LOOK LIKE CEE-LO???? OMG! I thought it was just me! and when the fool said "YO MAMA!!!" I felt it in my SPIRIT right then and there that he was a pretty princess in pink, with a tu-tu to match. WORK IT CHILE! OWN IT!! Now pose fo tha camra!! CLICK -CLICK!

and VI, NO YOU DIDNT @ "the man bubbles" LMAO!!

Re: Time Machine

Thatchicknik — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:47:37 -0000

Hey Nessy!!

Whew chile! everytime I've thought about and/or actually went through going back to an ex, Im sorely reminded of why the hell we broke up in the first damn place. Nope! no ma'am! cant do it! The ONLY exception is if this man has shown a drastic change or growth, which is very rare, especially for folks over 30.

Re: Keeping It On The Hush

mrfreakinme — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:29:27 -0000

like i said i USED to agree with that. here's a true story. when i was a senior in high school an older friend told me this girl did it to him and his nut literally shot clear across the room. it took a few more guys tellin me about it until i finally gave in. The shit is incredible. NO HOMO! lmao

Re: Keeping It On The Hush

Thatchicknik — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:27:47 -0000

HEY VI!!! havent chatted w/you in awhile. Lovin this blog though. Back to the topic:

DL bros just took my pisstivity to a whole notha level. As you said, if youre gay, own it!! dont
play with a woman's emotion and worse, bring kids into this world knowing that you have this yearning inside of you for dick. Im sure being gay comes with flack, but own up to how you feel and deal with it. I strongly believe that DL men are the leading cause of HIV/AIDS cases among black women. Thats also why I always ask potential dates about anytime spent in prison. FUCC THE DUMB SH*T!

Re: Keeping It On The Hush

Thatchicknik — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:21:45 -0000

LMBAO!! @ "i almost donkey kong'd her ass." Too funny! but a man letting a woman lick back there is a little eye-brow raising brah, IMO.

Re: Drake ~ Best I Ever Had

Thatchicknik — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:14:47 -0000

This sh!t was a hot, flamin, soft-porn MESS! With two talented, seemingly intelligent creative men such as Kanya and Drake collabrating for this "effort", you'd think this wouldve been way better. The fact that Drake had to explain the concept and asked that ladies should concentrate on the message and not the half-naked heffas IS A BIG RED FLAG!

And this is what I dont get about the "HIP-HOP COMMUNITY" - their primary (and target) audience are 12-25 year olds. WHY NOT TAKE MORE RESPONSIBILITY WHEN PUTTING OUT MESSAGES TO THEM? The song is raunchy enough as it is (let me not start with that "every girl"BS of a song); did you NEED the bouncin tits and coochie cutter shorts for effect???

OKAY VI - TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR OPEN LETTERS TO BOTH DRAKE AND KANYE !!
KANYE IS WAAAAYYY MORE CREATIVE THAN THIS STANDARD GARBAGE HE DIRECTED. THAT IS ALL.

*steps down off soapbox, careful not to trip and fall and get laughed at*

Re: Dick Riding For Dummies

BABY_T — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:13:43 -0000

Nik,
Hey girl. I understand what you mean. I had that problem before, but I started doing the lean forward and I guess the fact that I'm tilted allows it to hit the side of my walls and that gives me pleasure. I guess everyone is different.

Re: Dick Riding For Dummies

Thatchicknik — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:04:44 -0000

"Team fuck em right is in effect ya'll...... "<----- I LOVE LOVE LOVE that line!! LMAO ! Girl you a mess!

But I have an issue with riding/working my vaggie walls during sex-here's the deal: though my vaggie muscles are in pretty great shape, Im doing all this squeezin and pulling, squeezin and pulling and Im not getting an ounce of pleasure. I simply dont enjoy being up there, not because of any shortcomings but more so because I just dont get any pleasure from it. And riding is supposed to put me in control, but I still feel like its all about him. Am I a selfish lover? *scratchin head* Anyway, execellent post VI!!!

Re: The Art of Getting Anal

HeadMistress — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:54:57 -0000

See I can't stand ya'll cause ya'll really have me thinkin and backin up off my "Oh Hell Naw" (insert Whitney pic) stance...

I know I would never volunteer after my "previous experience" but I know I can't refuse my current boo anything and I'm just prayin he don't ask....imagine me scramblin to logon to PCL tryna print the "steps" with a half a bottle o' patron in me

I'ma be like wouldn't you rather just choke me...LOL!!!

Re: The Art of Getting Anal

Thatchicknik — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:47:12 -0000

@HM I know, right?! Who wudda thunk? Lol! Needless to say, we never had sex again but what a great it was to take advantage of the moment so it wouldn't be a total waste! Lol. The thing is, anal isn't for everyone. But to those who are willing to try it, it can quite pleasurable.

Re: The Art of Getting Anal

HeadMistress — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:41:18 -0000

ROFLMAO @ "toddler" penis!!! Who knew they would ever come in handy...LOL