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Re: Researchers steal iPhone passwords in six minutes (video)

SaggyBalls — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 11:46:59 -0000

That's not entirely true. You don't think Apple cares if a huge
majority of their apps get pirated via jailbreaking? That's lost
revenue. Plus, Apple's huge ego alone will prevent them from not
caring. They have always had a firm belief in closed ecosystems, and
it's not gonna change anytime soon From: Disqus
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Subject: [engadget2] Re: Researchers steal lost iPhone passwords in 6
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Zelannii wrote, in response to SaggyBalls:

that would be the carrier's fire, not Apple's. Apple openly supports
their home-brew community. they patch jailbreak exploits when they're
published because those also happen to be security vulnerabilities
leading to other risks, woudl you have them leave those open? No, the
anti-jailbreak movement is all on the carriers. Apple cares little if
you get tethering for free, but AT&T/VZW/etc care VERY much you do
not, and it is a condition of selling the phones on their networks
that apple close those holes when found.

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Re: Researchers steal iPhone passwords in six minutes (video)

SaggyBalls — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 09:32:13 -0000

Great, more fuel for Apple's fire to get the government to ban jailbreaking.

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:23:53 -0000

Alright, I am posing a challenge to the Dev-Team: If you release the 3g unlock tomorrow, Sunday Funday, Kumquat will perform fellatio on every member's member of the Dev-Team. So there you have it, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Thanks to the Dev-Team for their tireless work and a big thanks to Kumquat for taking some shots in the mouth for the good of the iPhone community. Much love Kumquat, much love!

P.S. This does not make Kumquat gay, he is exonerated from any gayness because it's for the good of mankind.

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 18:03:19 -0000

So stop coming here. Problem solved.

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:21:02 -0000

Huh, so there is! That chick at the top right has beautiful eyes! And a pretty cool lamp on her dresser too.

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:19:14 -0000

There's other pictures?

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:16:21 -0000

Better yet, type in 5318008 and turn your calculator upside down...or your computer screen.

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:10:30 -0000

Would you like me to send you one?

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:08:42 -0000

8008? Dude, you don't have to turn the calculator upside down, it's a palindrome. It's the same number forward and backward.

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:17:16 -0000

So it's settled then, you'll make a video of you jiggling your beautiful sweater meat around. Good idea.

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:18:06 -0000

Since when do you care? It's not your fuckin' blog. Making a mask has nothing to do with the iPhone but I don't see you telling the Dev-Team to knock it off. If she wants to pose in her bra and let everyone look at her big, beautiful, succulent breasts, then cool. Obviously the Dev-Team thought them worthy enough to share them with the rest of the class. So knock it off because you're the only one complaining about boobs. I'm surprised Kumquat isn't in here preaching about how boobs are bad and that women are the tools of the devil put here to tempt us.

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:36:29 -0000

Yes sir! Nothing better than a pair of nice, full titties to pull everyone together and make you appreciate the true meaning of the holiday season. I'm thankful for big, firm, ample titties. Now i'll aks all of you: What Are You Guys Thankful For?

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:25:25 -0000

We don't want to see some porn stars fake, silicone inflated breasts. We want to see and appreciate YOUR all natural funbags!

Re: Fundays!

SaggyBalls — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:22:25 -0000

I like that chick with the little pussy at the bottom right. Not to mention the little weenier she's got laying next to her.

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:51:46 -0000

Alright, alright, you caught me, but let me explain. Kumquat, is in fact, a retard. So there ya go. Are you gonna bang Partigurl, MuscleNerd? I would wreck that chick! From the nature of her posts, she'd probably let you put it in her butt. Show her where the 'Muscle" in MuscleNerd comes from!

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:23:35 -0000

Is every single comment being screened? I hope not. That's the fastest way to doucheville for sure.

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:36:43 -0000

Psst....The Dev-Team doesn't accept donations. What's on the 2.2 firmware that has you so excited?

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:07:34 -0000

You are absolutely right. I am just trying to get sex out of you. You caught me. And to prove that I am an official Dev-Team member, let's ask musclenerd. Musclenerd, please let PartiiGurl know that I am a member so that she'll have sex with me. Here, let me talk some geeky computer talk to prove it to you. RAM, Central Processing Unit, GHz, Duo Core. See, only a true Dev-Team member would know about all those fancy computer terminologies . So, let's drop our pants and start a revolution.

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:50:45 -0000

Oh for the love of God, take your abstinence values, grab a sense of humor and get the fuck out. In an earlier post on this specific topic, I said I would blow the entire Dev-Team and I never heard a fuckin' word about being a whore and pimping myself out. But let a girl say the same thing and you fuckin' dorks want to crucify her. Well, fuck you. Fuck you AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, Fuck you Kumquat and fuck anybody else who can't take a joke. And even if it wasn't a joke, fuck you anyway. If she wants to fuck the Dev-Team, let her. We would all benefit from her doing so. Take your pseudo fuckin' morals and your narrow minded thinking somewhere else.

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:37:06 -0000

Of course you don't go around to women's forums offering to exchange sex for some kind of service, it's because you don't like women dude. And that's okay, nobody cares that you're gay. It's socially acceptable. Just come out of the closet and maybe you'll stop being a contemptible dick.

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:33:29 -0000

Well, I'm the official "fluffer" for the Dev-Team so technically I'm a member. You can start with me. :-D I gotta be up front with you though, I like some freaky shit. Like having you put on some work pants, a flannel button up and then throwing on some Brut. Don't judge me.

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:27:10 -0000

Atta boy, throw the same insult two posts away from each other. It'll get funny, I'm certain of it. I've already said I would and or have had no problem nailing a tranny. All I ask of her/him is that he/she holds the cock and balls out of the way while I'm doing my thing. I don't our balls smacking into each other, gives me a tummy ache.

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:40:53 -0000

"There is no shortage of girls that will have sex for money..." -Kumquat Yes, as a matter of fact you did sat that. And was that a homosexual jab you were throwing at me? Clever. Seriously, the whole having sex with him...er, I mean her thing is completely original and still very, very funny. You should keep regurgitating that one, somebody's bound to laugh at it one of these days. And who doesn't enjoy bangin' a tranny once in a while? I can't believe you would actually tell someone else to get a life. Hello I-R-O-N-Y, irony. You tell a chick who wants to bang the Dev-Team to get lost, saying there's no shortage of whores and imply that she's homely/fat/stupid. (by the way, homely and ugly are the same word) Sounds like you're a little jealous Kumquat. You get all offended at some girl offering herself to the Dev-Team and then you make a gay joke at me, not to mention you're username is Kumquat. That is the very definition of a closet homosexual. Embrace it Kumquat, be who you were meant to be. A hermit homosexual with no social skills who has deeply seeded contempt for women. Especially women who show an interest in one of your gay, fantasy men (musclenerd maybe?)
In conclusion, you're a dick and a closet homosexual who would be a much less bitter person if you accepted you true man/man sexual orientation. Damn what your father would say!

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:38:04 -0000

My god you are a complete fuckin' dork! Leave to a blog full of nerds to tell a chick to get lost when she offers to have sex with someone. And where did she say she would have sex for money? That's right dick, she didn't. You need to take a break from your computer a few hours a day and go improve on your social skills, you know, interact with human being outside of your mother's basement

Re: Timber beta2

SaggyBalls — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:52:49 -0000

Dev-Team, I am prepared to offer you $100,000 to come up with a 2g iPod Touch jailbreak within one weeks time.

*disclaimer* by offering $100,000 I am implying that I won't really pay $100,000 for a 2g iPod Touch jailbreak because I don't have access to $100,000 in any way, shape or form.