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Re: 32 Great Reasons Women Are Stupid

Miss_P — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:22:57 -0000

i was all set to go off about the title until i saw the disclaimer at the end. i do have to admit though, some of those ARE really stupid

when my sister was 15, she decided if she ever had a kid she would name her Escalade (es-kay-la-day). i told her if she ever named my neice anything that retarded, i would take it on myself to give her an ass whooping every day for the rest of her life, lol

Re: The Trails x Tribulations Of This Indian Hair

Miss_P — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:05:22 -0000

not only did you not take the time to realize what she's talking bout, but now you wanna dis chicagoans? boy, bye! seems like you're the one who needs to go take a seat in the corner some where!

Re: “Your No Good Father” Raising Kids With Daddy Issues

Miss_P — Fri, 08 May 2009 11:06:52 -0000

Me and my 3 sibs on my mother's side all have different fathers. My father lived 2 blocks away until I was 18 and moved away from home. I am his oldest daughter, and he has 10 other children. He played, and still does, a major role in their life, but never mine. My 8th grade graduation he swore he was coming, but never showed. I aksed them both why he wasnt around before, and she said he didnt want to be; he said she didnt want him to be. My mother died last year, and it was the first time I ever got my father's cell number, even though he could have gotten mine from anyone. Even now, with him being my last surviving parent, I rarely get actual phone calls, just forwarded texts, and any real convo has to be initiated by me. I used to be really hurt that he was never there, and considered him just a sperm donor. I was extremely hurt when I found out my older brother is not actually his son, but he raised him as his own and was there for him when he was never there for me, his actual first born. I have never confronted him about that, and I dont think I ever will. Since he is the only parent I have left, I have made an effort to forgive him, but the damage has already been done. And even though she said some negative things about him from time to time, I never really let them bother me. I just wanted the opportunity to form my own opinion about him, but I never got that chance

Re: Women Can’t Cook and Here Is My Rant

Miss_P — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:14:20 -0000

poor xilla. my mama and my grandma taught me throw down. my man aint NEVER gotta beg for a home cooked meal, lol

Re: What I’ve Learned From My Ex’s: The Coochie Coupon

Miss_P — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:39:30 -0000

i had one floating out there before i started dating my husband. he was an ex, and whenever i went to chicago, if we ran across each other, we always wound up at the hotel at the end of the night. it was never planned, it just always happened that way. and the last time was the best. i guess that's why it was the last time, lol

Re: How To Take Her Man or His Girl

BlogXilla — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:20:17 -0000

Thanks a lot, I feel in love with that picture as soon as i saw it. And you're right because even though things are clear and out in the open sometime people just don't know... lol

Re: How To Take Her Man or His Girl

Miss_P — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:16:02 -0000

i LOVE that pic! just had to say that. ;-)
and even though these are common sense, sometimes things just have to be said.

Re: 20 Tips To Make Her Feel Like A Woman

Miss_P — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:54:25 -0000

my man rubs my feet all the time and i love it. we can be sitting on the couch, and i'll have my feet on his lap, and he will start to rub them for no reason. it makes me melt.

and one time, he attempted a pedicure. it was the sweetest thing ever! the simple fact that he was willing to attempt for me did me in.

and yesterday he asked me to read my favorite books to him. it was his way of saying he wanted to show more of an interest in things i like.

just thinking of all the sweet things he does for me makes me wanna melt. i'm gonna go send him a sexy text....

Re: Touch Myself

Miss_P — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:46:47 -0000

i second that! lol

i bought one for a bf before, and the first time he used it, while i watched, he lost his damn mind! he told me it was almost as good as mine, and when i licked his head while he jerked, it was a wrap!

Re: Touch Myself

BlogXilla — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:14:35 -0000

yeah watching a woman do that is a wonder ful thing i love to watch it listen to it hell i even like smelling it on her fingers!! I'm nasty i know

Re: Touch Myself

Miss_P — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:36:24 -0000

i have no problem rubbing one out with my vibrator. i used to use it all the time when i was with my ex because he use to make me beg for it (bastard), but my man now loves to eat the cooch.

it turns me on to see my man jerk off for me as forplay, but at first i felt awkward returning the favor. but once i saw how hot it got him to watch me mack myself cum, all hesistation was gone!

Re: Jennifer Hudson and her Punk

Miss_P — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:01:31 -0000

she had to gain weight (20 pounds) for dreamgirls. she's still a thick girl, and i love her to death. they make a cute couple, and they rep chi-town! and if he makes her happy i aint hating. do you j hud! i'm just glad they finally confirmed the rumors

Re: D*ck For A Day

Miss_P — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:17:28 -0000

lmao! that is too funny!

Re: D*ck For A Day

Miss_P — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:14:32 -0000

i know, i know, but that's why it's just a dream

and i have no idea how ima stay hard... maybe i can just will it so

Re: D*ck For A Day

BlogXilla — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:02:02 -0000

you got to stop for food!! lol Don't you? I mean we got to eat... and how do y'all plan on staying hard all day long? LMAO!!

Re: D*ck For A Day

Miss_P — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:59:53 -0000

i would bang as many chicks as possible. i would try every position i could think of. i would get me some head while getting my balls licked. i would def have to jerk off, just to see how it feels. and i would stick my dick so far down a chick's throat, and let her choke on it.

and i co-sign with promoting you; i wanna find out the difference between good and bad.

i would hold it for a lil while just like lissa, just so i can understand why ya'll always holding your dicks.

i dont even think i would stop to eat some food, lol

i would def have a 3some so that at all times my dick is being serviced

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:05:39 -0000

lol...a couple chicks were getting busy in stairwells when i was living in the barracks with some of the male rovers on watch! lmao...you would come down the stairs and see chicks gettin put thru walls when they supposed to be making rounds...ugh...I miss the Navy like crazy...lmao

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Miss_P — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:57:36 -0000

yeah, i almost married one two. we were everywhere: in the p-way outside my berthing, empty compartments, stairwells, it was crazy! and we almost got caught so many times, but that's part of the thrill!

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:46:23 -0000

naw...never went out to sea...but I have heard the sex on the ship stories from plenty of ppl...lol...so ya'll were freaking all over the place huh? I gotta admit...them navy men can lay pipe...i dont know what it is bout em...i damn near married one (for real) lol...an OS2...pipe laying extraordinaire!

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Miss_P — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:36:39 -0000

yup, i was in the navy. ever go out to sea? some of my most memorable sexcapades were on the ship. we found all types of compartments other people never even thought of. and not once did we ever go to the "popular" spot- the storage room. lol. good times...

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

what? — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:05:35 -0000

How classy....

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Miss_P — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:46:23 -0000

lol, that's what i shoulda done.

i wonder how many pics he's gonna get because of this post?

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Sweet_16plus4 — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:35:10 -0000

You're better than me, you asked I just sent them to him.

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Miss_P — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:22:03 -0000

i take naked pics, and i normally send them to my man, whoever he may be at the time. when i was in the navy and me and my man at the time were separated i would send him pics to build anticipation. the sex was crazy when we did met up again.

i dont know why, but my man taking naked pics of me makes me feel extra sexy. just thinkin of him using me as his muse instead of some chick in a flick gets me all wet...

hey xilla, want a pic? i'm feeling devious, mischevious, and naughty

Re: Sleep Or Sex

Miss_P — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:45:37 -0000

lol, i can appreciate that, cuz that's exactly wut he says. he thinks im so cute when im asleep, and if my ass is facing him, its a wrap, he has to touch it. but if im dead asleep, it takes me a while to wake up and get into it, especially at 2 in da morning. but i will take first thing in the mornin. i love wakin up to sex before i have to go to work