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Re: Quickie Topic Of The Day: Oral Sex

MayMay81 — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:24:12 -0000

DONE IT AND HAD IT DONE! WHAT CAN I SAY? IM A FREAK! LOL. I REALLY ENJOY WOMEN, BUT THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN GETTING LICKED AND THEN STUCK WITH A REAL LIVE PENIS!

XILLA: I HAVE THE SAME QUESTION ABT WHY ITS SO HARD TO FIND FEMALES DOWN FOR A 3SUM??? BUT I DIGRESS...I GUESS NOT EVERYONE THINKS LIKE ME...

Re: Sexy Spec from Pretty Ricky Remix Dance Footage

MayMay81 — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:09:47 -0000

WTF?!?!?!? Pls Lawd & Baby Jesus tell me this fool lost a bet....smh...

Re: FTV: D*ck For A Day?

MayMay81 — Thu, 21 May 2009 01:32:53 -0000

I'd host a dick sucking contest and I'm the only judge...

Re: She Still Doesn’t Count You

MayMay81 — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:02:20 -0000

I'm gonna have to cop a feel this evening as we make out like teenagers and he tries to get to 2nd base! LMAO! (Yup, its already planned.) He has been doing a lot of shit talking, I really hope he can back it up!

Re: She Still Doesn’t Count You

MayMay81 — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:35:51 -0000

I have my fourth date tonight with a new guy that I'm feeling thus far. I have relationship phobia so we agreed to take things slow...We have agreed to hold-off on the sex and just "mind-fuck" for 6 weeks LOL. I'm concerned that I'll grow to like him and then the sex will be horrible...then we'd have to break up. I want him to count! LOL

Re: The Art of Choking During Sex (Exotic Affixation)

MayMay81 — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:38:07 -0000

OMG!!! There is nothing better than getting stroked out from behind with a hand around your neck. That ish is like rainbows and unicorns... Or missionary with a little choking combined with lots of deep kissing...whew...**sending SOS text to the Dealer**

Re: She Still Doesn’t Count You

MayMay81 — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:28:35 -0000

I learned the hard way (no pun intended) that if they don't want you to touch it OR see it, it's probably not going to count...Dudes only get one chance to make a GOOD first impression, if you fail...u go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect the "right to re-fuck" coupon. You are the weakest link, goodbye!

Re: Rosters: You’re One Of Many

MayMay81 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:27:15 -0000

As far as I know, I'm a "Star Player", like I said, as far as I know. I've had my own all-American Dream Team in the past. Currently, I have a "Star Player" aka "Primary", and a plan "B". Back in the day my "Star Player" and I were each other's "Back up's".

Re: Girls With Girlfriends

MayMay81 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:04:25 -0000

My last relationship was with a woman. We initially had a threesome with her boyfriend who she dumped soon after to pursue me. Once we were "official", she no longer wanted to share me. I was cool with it for awhile but then I started to crave the penis and it was all downhill from there. I like women but I like men more.

I feel I've filled my threesome quota for this lifetime so it doesn't really interest me the way it used to. Am I saying I wouldn't do it if the oppurtunity presented itself? No. But I don't feel the need to arrange or pursue as I've done in the past.

Funny thing I recognized is that while I have to be with a sexually dominate male, I refuse to be dominated by a woman. What can I say? I'm a beast with the ladies. LOL

Re: Top 5 Songs To ‘Do It’ To

MayMay81 — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:08:20 -0000

I have a playlist on my iPod entitled "Bizness Time" filled with all of my favorite get busy tunes. A couple of favorites:

Jill Scott - "All I"

Maxwell - "Cops Come Knockin"

Janet - "Moist"

Jon B. - "Inside" & "Multiples"

Link - "Sex Down"

Jagged Edge - "Turn U On"

Re: The Drought - “My Vagina Is Depressed”

MayMay81 — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:57:06 -0000

*kilt*
Lmmfao!!!

Re: How Loud Are You In The Bedroom?

MayMay81 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:55:37 -0000

I'm loud and don't care who hears. I had someone try to cover my mouth so I would quiet down and I bit his hand. He didn't do that anymore.

I love for a man to make noise...moan, groan, grunt, all good, but I'm definitely partial to cussing and shit talking!

Re: Pornless Porn… Brilliant

MayMay81 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:37:42 -0000

SEX!!!! No plots, music or costumes! Just hardcore action...I'm a straight to the point kind of lady, I don't have time for the nonsense...

Re: Bobby V - 3 Is The New 2

MayMay81 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:54:02 -0000

I have...

Re: Secret Garden - Your Naughty Secrets Revealed

MayMay81 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:43:38 -0000

I told him I would spend the night Friday before I went out of town with my girls the following day. When I arrived at his apartment, he met me at my car. The confused expression on his face was priceless. I introduced them. He looked back and forth between us a few times still trying to register what was happening. We all made small talk on the walk from the parking lot to his apartment. I asked what he had to drink. He made me a Grey Goose and cranberry. We chatted about movies, work, politics, etc... I could tell he was anxious so I asked him to come talk to me in the bathroom. "You crazy sweetie." he smiled. "You like it though." I replied. He turned my body so I faced the mirror and started to kiss my neck while his hands found their way to my breasts and then my pants. I let him finger my already throbbing pussy for a few minutes before I made him stop. He pouted like a child when I kicked him out of the bathroom and told him to send in my guest, but obliged. I watched her sway down the hall and into the bathroom.

She was 5'9", two inches taller than me. Thick and chocolate with her own hair down her back. She worked part time as a exotic dancer in LA. I asked how she was feeling, she told me she was cool. I could tell she was nervous though so I gave her a hug and squeezed her booty before kissing her mouth. I turned on the shower and we undressed each other. We kissed and played while we showered. I got out before she did and walked into the bedroom. He was laying across his bed smiling at me. He dried my body and we got into the bed. We talked until she walked into the room. She got into the bed on my left as he was to my right. We talked as he massaged both of our backs at the same time. I got up and put on some music; D'angelo played. We then started to massaged his back and legs before turning him over. I started immediately deep-throating his big beautiful dick, she sat on his face and he fucked her with his long ass tongue. Her and I switched and she took his dick while I rode his face. I came from his lips sucking on my swollen clit and then licked my juices from his face. He kissed me deep and told me what he wanted to do to me. I laid her down and pulled her to the edge of the bed. I kneeled down and started to lick and suck on her wet pussy. He got behind me and thrusts his big dick into my pussy aggressively. He was beating my pussy up while he pushed and pulled me by my hair deeper into her pussy. She came almost instantly and tried to move away from me but I grabbed her legs and pulled her back into me as I wasn't anywhere near done with her. As she was cumming on my face I was cumming all on his big dick. I wanted to see him fuck her so I moved to sit on her face as he took her missionary style, beating her shit as he had done to me. I got off of her face and told him to lay down, I climbed on his dick and rode him like a woman on a mission as they kissed. We switched again and I sat on his face while she rode his dick, facing each other we kissed as we both rode him. I told her to turn around so we could see her sexy booty as she worked his dick. He told us he was about to cum so she got off his dick and took it in her mouth. We began taking turns sucking him off. When it was my turn I used both hands to jerk him off as I sucked him. His dick got so hard and his body tensed. I felt his warm cum shoot into the back of my throat and swallowed. So tasty.

That was five years ago. My first threesome. It was perfect. Like porn with much better music! The D'Angelo cd was on repeat and ran thru twice. To this day we only remember hearing "Shit, Damn, Motherfucker".

Re: How To Be The Other Man

MayMay81 — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:16:02 -0000

OMG! My ex-side called yesterday showin his ass talkin about "you know u act just like a n!99a sometimes, I don't like that shit at all yo!" He was askin how its so easy for me to separate emotion from sex and not trip off of talkin to him for months at a time...LMAO. All I could really say is "it is what it is..."

Re: Hoochieism Gone Wrong

MayMay81 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:13:30 -0000

LMMFAO!!!

Re: 5 Things I’ve Learned About Sex From East Coast Rap

MayMay81 — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:28:36 -0000

"I used to be scared of the dick
Now I throw lips to the shit
Handle it like a real bitch"

Fa Sho

Re: What Would You Do? Where Are My Panties Pt 2

MayMay81 — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:01:44 -0000

That's just downright triflin!!!

Re: The Ten Commandments of Casual Sex

MayMay81 — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:39:06 -0000

Thou shall not ask inappropriate questions during sex (example: "who's pu$$y is it?") If it was urs, I'd be tryin to lock you down, but I'm not and ur just for fun.

NEVER ask me to call you "daddy" or refer to urself as "daddy" while gettin it.
ALSO...you are here to serve a purpose, thou shall not try and parlay and watch the game in my house and on my dime when you should be face deep in the coochie. And thank you...

Re: The Beauty Of A Slim Woman

MayMay81 — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:21:14 -0000

Too much u r!
<3 {LMAO}

Re: The Beauty Of A Slim Woman

MayMay81 — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:19:25 -0000

I am 5'7", size 16 and SWAGALICIOUS. I can take the dick, and do the splits...and do the splits while taking the dick if I feel like it.

Re: Sex Tips For Women Pt.1

MayMay81 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:11:54 -0000

Give head with both hands. Use one to cup the sac while applying a bit of pressure (think: cock ring) to the base of the dick. Use the other hand to stroke as you suck ur boo to orgasm. Don't forget to swallow.

Re: AFX - She’s Dating The Toss Salad Man

MayMay81 — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:17:56 -0000

I've had my salad tossed a few times...can't say it does anything for me, personally.

I had a guy tell me that he liked his ass licked A LOT...during our first (and only) telephone convo. Hope he was able to work that out, with some other chick.

Re: Spank That, Why Women Love Getting Spanked

MayMay81 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:31:25 -0000

Choke me, Spank me, Pull my hair! PLEASE!