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Re: Guess What? I Banged Your Boo

FRESH_DA_BARBER — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:39:47 -0000

one time I took a picture of a Charms Cherry blowpop right?

next to this girls coochie for added flavor right?

made it all cherrylicious right?

and then I showed it to my friend and he was like BOOMBACLAT!

BOOOOOOOOMBACLAT!

he asked me can I do that to her to?

I said how much you gonna pay me?

starts laughing right....

how much you gonna pay me?

So he bought me a whole box of Charms BlowPops at Costco....

On sale for 3.99 an 100 count.

Can you believe that?

Boombaclat!

Sometimes you want to tell someone you want to fuck their girl ....

and sometimes you just want someone to buy you a big box of Charms BlowPops....

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Re: How To Be The Other Man

FRESH_DA_BARBER — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:29:31 -0000

When the coochies good all we doin is eating egg rolls and chinese food. She can jack off next to me watchin a porn. Thats my coochie and she knows it. I eat it lovely dovely.

The only place she going is to drop off some movies we rented and back to her moms house for more clothes.

When she come back its drippin down her leg so much she anticapating another pie eating contest.

Now I have a rash on my upper lip and it looks like I've been eating cherry icey all day. Dammit

My puss aint goin ANYWHERE word to a newborn baby GAWD!

Re: How To Be The Other Man

FRESH_DA_BARBER — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:06:10 -0000

i call her rhinocerous ass.

that ass run wild.

and its big too.

i go to walgreens and waste one bottle of baby oil on her big ass all the time.

my pinky loves her pink ass hole.

Pinky meet the other Pinky

Re: QUICKIE: Wash Your Hands

FRESH_DA_BARBER — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:58:23 -0000

i always wash my hands.

i usually just go down there like its a pie eating contest.

i dont like funk rollercoasters when they go up my stomach when hitting from the back.

So please, wash the outside and inside in there, way up in, keep diggin, keep going, there u go!

Thanks ladies, and all the pretty girls can use my mouth anytime they want.

Let's do it on my car, or at a nursing home in front of old people. HOT!