Oh, good! Your next installment will, no doubt, cover the history of indictments, prosecutions, and prison terms handed down. I can't wait to read about how many of these criminals have been forced to pay their debt to society!
As long as we're going to redefine our ancient institutions I'd like to know why my sister and I cannot get married. We don't intend to have children and anyway, most times such children are quite normal unless extended to a second generation. Why be so illiberal about the reforms when useless social mores are finally being cast off? How long must we be made to wait? Please don't act like we are bad people if you respond.