DISQUS

I spoke to a French guy when I was in London last week.

French: Where are you from?
Kenny: I'm from Malaysia.
French: Malaysia? Where's that?
Kenny: You know where Singapore is?
French: Yeah! Singapore I know! I've been there!
Kenny: You know where Thailand is?
French: Yeah! Of course! I've been to Phuket, Bangkok, etc.
Kenny: Well, Malaysia is between Thailand and Singapore.
French: Oh, ok.
Kenny: But that's only part of Malaysia though. I'm from Sarawak, which is on a whole different island.
French: Oh! Sarawak! I know where that is! It's on Borneo, right?

why do you need to learn Italian! are you joining the mafia? :(

have you guys done the "Dutch Oven" yet?

It's when both of you are lying in bed, then you fart, and then you attempt to smother him with your blanket.

try it, it's fun!

remember to bring me! :(

i'll miss you! *sniff* When are you gonna come and sleep in my cursed guestroom mattress again?

Those are not pinkpau's fingers. Those are pinkpau's flippers!

What EXACTLY did you give Martian? A hard disk full of porno? I thought that was last year? :P

love is xiaxue and dawn yang.

Yes! You iz right!

We is all awesomes! AWESOME DAMMIT!

Bring egg mcmuffin to Kuching PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

BEBEK!

it took you so long to begin censoring yourself?

i had to start censoring myself 5 months into my blogging after my mom cried and shouted at me for writing about my dad!

To some girl called Michelle,

"Why, are you her mother?"

HAHAHA :P

You're gonna have SO MUCH fun watching those Broadway musicals.

Anyway, I always knew there's something special about you, and I kept telling everyone that all the girls should look up to you. Have fun when you get to NYC because you're gonna come back a star. Better not forget me when that happens. ;)

AMAZING!

I can see your e-mails!

The first one reads "Shame on your Michelle and Pinkpau"

Your Pinkpau Stressed Look™ needs to be registered with the government because it's your TRADEMARK! :P

Gotta love the Nokia Maps thingy. I got lost so many times when I travel, I wouldn't make it back here if I didn't have it.

Aiya why don't you come study at UPM.

And the question I wanna ask is, who determines this so-called "blogging ethics"?

When you buy a ticket to go watch a movie in the cinema, do you really want somebody standing at the door to tell you "Eh, this movie is fake one har. Looks real only, but acherly is fake one."

Do you want movie makers to do that? Just to be "ethical"? It ruins the mood of the viewers.

Same thing with blog entries. Outright stating if an entry is an advertorial or not ruins the entire flow of a blog entry. Blogging is no less a form of art than it is journalism. It tells a story from the blogger's personal experiences. And you can't fake personal experiences.

The beauty about the world wide web is that everyone is different and everyone sets their own rules. Each blogger sets his/her own law about how they want things to be "governed" on their own blog, in their own way.

Natasha is Eurasian Ah Lian.

On camera she doesn't speak much one. Off camera.... Phwoar.

Worse than Adeline.

Why you put Elisha Cuthbert on your header? How much did Elisha Cuthbert pay you wtf.

Why you put the photo of yourself eating Maggi Cup noodle? How much did Maggi Cup noodle pay you wtf.

And most importantly...

Why you keep writing about the OPPOSITION!??!?! HOW MUCH DID DAP PAY YOU!?!?!? HAR? HAR? HAR? HAR?



(Funny that when I did an interview with a BN rep, everyone asked me how much they paid me. And when I published my interview with a DAP rep, everyone goes "Hidup DAP!")

You have the look of horror on your face when you apply lipbalm lah!

Jeff from LA, "I didn’t really intend to single out Kenny, there are many other bloggers who are far more commercialized than him."

Whew! :P

And for you miss, a giant piece of Powerbar.

(When someone sells it that is)

Walau! You want me to say which political party I support in front of Ong Tee Keat and the rest of his MCA cronies?

Cannot say lah, later I kena Hindraf-ed.