DISQUS

Ah, I f$*king hate flash sites, especially ones which TALK to you rather than just giving you body text to read.

Definitely looks cool though.

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! How much does one of those seats cost?

Looks like an outboard motor. Makes me wanna go fishing.

Any details on the pack-in, "Wii Sports"?

Oh, how I wish they'd kept the name Revolution. *sigh*

Don't hold your breath.

TScrew those itsy-bitsy pansy torches, this is how a REAL man makes creme brulee!

What about "long-lasting pain for a stupid visual effect that lasts all of ten seconds" didn't you savvy, there Flash? The visual effect lasted MAYBE ten seconds. The headache induced by stupidly staring at flashing black-and-white lines to GET that limited-duration visual effect lasted for SIX HOURS. I suppose you could say it serves me right, but I think a small warning there might have been in order. "Warning, people prone to epilepsy and migranes will want to sit this one out." That's all it would have taken, believe me, and I would have steered clear. Does such a warning exist here? Let me look. Ah, NO.

Thanks for the migrane! All that long-lasting pain for a stupid visual effect that lasts all of ten seconds.

Actually, I don't smoke. I just don't care if other people do. I realise it's an odd attitude these days, not worrying about what other people do to themselves, but there you are.

There's no link between second-hand smoke and cancer anyway, so what are you getting so worked up about?

I just don't like people coming around and putting things ON MY HOUSE. If I hear someone on my porch messing with my door I'd be inclined to ring the police.

Inane. We're all going to die eventually. If you don't die of one thing it'll be another.

That would guarantee I'd never, EVER order another pie from Papa John's.

My favourite means of dispatching the overgrown mudbugs is just cutting them in half with a heavy chef's knife. Or, if you're Australian, knoife.

A lobster's "brain" is smaller than a penny. It'll be dead before it knows it's in trouble.

Dan, that was fantastic! Rather a bit more work than these wankers really deserve but nevertheless, I thank you!

Now then, speaking as someone who's been hounded by skeeters all his life and who's terribly sick of being a human pincushion, I say KILL THE LITTLE BASTARDS!

Clearly out of my price range, sadly. Any word on whether those $30 jobbies perform adequately? I'm willing to get a little sweaty to resurface my copy of DSOTM that my cousin scratched to hell and back.

Ah, to be young, stupid and possessed of a bank account brimful of cash to waste on such nonsense.

Wii? Why?

Just what we needed: farmer gangs. Can you imagine the nightmare of Deere's Angels rumbling with the Farmall Furies?

Stop the madness, I say!