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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Disqus - Latest Comments for bocaj</title><link>http://disqus.com/people/8b9e36ae74288a859e85c6e485973461/</link><description></description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:03:31 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Hendry Hates USC</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/hendry_hates_usc_03/#comment-20341</link><description>For all you lazy [Jill's brother's rear-ends] out there: Goddamned; pisses; gay; asshole; lameass; fucking; and, errr, penis-sniffer???...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:59:38 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Hendry Hates USC</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/hendry_hates_usc_03/#comment-20448</link><description>Racist...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:55:24 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: More Letters from the Shemale Bag!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/more_letters_from_the_shemale_bag_49/#comment-21048</link><description>Are you implying that I'm going to masturbate to this picture...?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:25:51 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: More Letters from the Shemale Bag!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/more_letters_from_the_shemale_bag_49/#comment-21330</link><description>You win the best-made-up-word-of-the-day award, StPatrick. Congratulations. And CTS: Words take on different meanings to societies over time. It's not that the people that use "gay" as an insult are necessarily "homophobophobic" (as StPat so eloquently put it) but that they are accustomed to it being used as an insult in general. Several dozen years ago "dumb" was commonly used to refer to someone who couldn't talk in some capacity, yet people don't attribute people who use that word to be, in someway, intolerant to people without the ability to communicate. Also, gay once was referred to as meaning happy... Now, I see in this case how it could be a direct reference to homosexuality but, believe me, most people just use the word, now-a-days, in a throwaway nature.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:38:24 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: This Just Can&amp;#8217;t Wait Until Tomorrow</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/this_just_can8217t_wait_until_tomorrow_50/#comment-22376</link><description>They should teach that new alphabet in school's from now on... "Is that significant...?" Good line for the alcoholic, how fucking  big were those glasses he drank?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:46:15 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Muskrat Keeps Long Offseason Interesting with New Mailbag</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/muskrat_keeps_long_offseason_interesting_with_new_mailbag_01/#comment-31324</link><description>I felt a little uncomfortable reading this article. This is mainly due to the fact that it seemed, to me, that you simontaneously insulted me while eliciting sexual fulfillment on to you, then stooped to begging for it. Is this true?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also, two quick questions: Is Jeff Geonkins really already in his 80's--makes me feel old--and how does a more sizable warning track prevent Sam Fuld from making that catch?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:25:51 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Muskrat Keeps Long Offseason Interesting with New Mailbag</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/muskrat_keeps_long_offseason_interesting_with_new_mailbag_01/#comment-31386</link><description>Here is your homework, Nutsack: &lt;a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=1ZBYSCY7" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.megavideo.com/?v=1ZBYSCY7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I want a two-paged paper, double spaced in two days based on what you've learned.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:42:53 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Thanks a Lot, Jim; Now I Really Want Roberts</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/thanks_a_lot_jim_now_i_really_want_roberts_52/#comment-32806</link><description>But what if it's ME that "who says otherwise?"</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:23:45 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Fuku, Rest of NL Central!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/fuku_rest_of_nl_central_74/#comment-33085</link><description>: (</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:03:14 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Fuku, Rest of NL Central!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/fuku_rest_of_nl_central_74/#comment-33090</link><description>You know you're going to have dozens of people with "Free Bocaj!" and "This is America!" signs outside your house tomorrow morning, right? I'm going to try and stop them from bugging you--for,as you can tell, I hate seeing you annoyed--but they love me so much and probably won't listen. Sorry...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:19:41 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Fuku, Rest of NL Central!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/fuku_rest_of_nl_central_74/#comment-33097</link><description>Wow, I need to quit while I'm behind...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:31:51 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Mad Lou: Beyond Fukudome</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/mad_lou_beyond_fukudome/#comment-33797</link><description>My blog makes more sense than this.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:49:10 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Sweet Uncle Lou&amp;#8217;s Friday Roundup: The &amp;#8220;Steroids Don&amp;#8217;t Work Very Well&amp;#8221; Edition</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/sweet_uncle_lou8217s_friday_roundup_the_8220steroids_don8217t_work_very_well8221_edition_00/#comment-35351</link><description>No, what you gotta do is think about how shitty they would have been WITHOUT steriods, not how crappy they were with them.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:01:09 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Mailbag Time, Fuk-u-do-me Style</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/mailbag_time_fuk_u_do_me_style_35/#comment-41170</link><description>Do non-total retards deploy two second basemen...?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:37:27 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Mailbag Time, Fuk-u-do-me Style</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/mailbag_time_fuk_u_do_me_style_35/#comment-41363</link><description>You can rip Muskat apart but can't take a little joke from me? What's that saying about glass houses and stones, again? Besides, I'm just kidding around; I don't hate you or anything.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:39:17 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Mailbag Time, Fuk-u-do-me Style</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/mailbag_time_fuk_u_do_me_style_35/#comment-41483</link><description>I can string together a coherent sentence, first of all. And secondly, I'm not nitpicking but, instead, helping you out while kidding around. You don't need to take offense to it.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:44:32 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friday Night Fukudome: Santa vs. Piniella</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/friday_night_fukudome_santa_vs_piniella_34/#comment-45746</link><description>Hey, the vs. isn't in between the two fighters....&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Just kidding, just kidding.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:43:02 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Happy Holidays from Lou</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/happy_holidays_from_lou_60/#comment-47379</link><description>Theriot's pretty okay at stealing(?) and doubles(?), so he has above-average speed? Your welcome...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 02:30:57 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Mailbag Time, Assholes</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_mailbag_time_assholes_92/#comment-49481</link><description>Does God love me?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:50:04 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Mailbag Time, Assholes</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_mailbag_time_assholes_92/#comment-51246</link><description>Fine, IAN, I'll rephrase it: Why does God love me?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:16:32 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Mailbag Time, Assholes</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_mailbag_time_assholes_92/#comment-51247</link><description>Wow, JD, you're soooo funny...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:16:55 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: If You&amp;#8217;re Gonna Bag Some Mail, Carrie&amp;#8230;</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/if_you8217re_gonna_bag_some_mail_carrie8230_31/#comment-58721</link><description>Good job, Kermit. Although that picture doesn't really help your case in defending Mister Zell as not being evil--I thought you were a lawyer...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:15:30 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friday Night Fukudome: Barry Bonds vs. Roger Clemens</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/friday_night_fukudome_barry_bonds_vs_roger_clemens/#comment-61227</link><description>Who's "her?"</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:59:22 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: You Q&amp;#8217;ed; Lou A&amp;#8217;ed</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/you_q8217ed_lou_a8217ed_32/#comment-64897</link><description>Fuck, I completely forgot to ask you a couple of my good questions... So here they are: Can you wordily regurgitate a bunch of simplistic or asinine stats about either some player that the Cubs are looking at or a  baseball player they have recently acquired? And how can the Cubs just change the title of their stadium from the name of a certain brand of gum to something else, just to gain money for advertising a product, as if it weren't a big deal?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:22:12 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Don&amp;#8217;t Be Stupid, Hall of Fame Voters</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/don8217t_be_stupid_hall_of_fame_voters_44/#comment-65930</link><description>Imagine how big the fuckers will be in like 30 years.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:44:35 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: For Now, A Brian Roberts Rumor!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/for_now_a_brian_roberts_rumor_50/#comment-68933</link><description>With Roberts here, and Cedeno and Marshall gone, we will EASILY have the most rugged and handsome and ruggedly handsome and handsomely rugged team out there...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:25:19 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: For Now, A Brian Roberts Rumor!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/for_now_a_brian_roberts_rumor_50/#comment-68939</link><description>If he told you then he would "accidentally" slip in the shower or get run over by a car, if you get my drift.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:26:44 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Get Bent, Rick Telander: A Letter to the Hall of Fame Voters</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/get_bent_rick_telander_a_letter_to_the_hall_of_fame_voters_95/#comment-69491</link><description>I don't know all that much about you, Andre, but you sure do write a damn good persuasive paper--probably way better than Kermit could ever even dream of typing.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:19:05 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Ask Jim Hendry; No, Seriously</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/ask_jim_hendry_no_seriously_88/#comment-70442</link><description>How do I add choices? Anyways, I want to know Prior's views on sticking it out with the Cubs--whether or not it was him personally that forced the Cubs not sign him (whether through unreasonable demands, or such) or if it was the organization.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:59:03 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Ask Jim Hendry; No, Seriously</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/ask_jim_hendry_no_seriously_88/#comment-70506</link><description>Obviously I tried that, but after typing it in nothing happened. I hit enter, tried clicking on the circle and hit vote, but nothing happened...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:28:24 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Ask Jim Hendry; No, Seriously</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/ask_jim_hendry_no_seriously_88/#comment-72695</link><description>And, yet, you didn't add mine... Even with me asking you to... Real cool... Reeeaaaal Cool...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:26:15 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Ask Jim Hendry; No, Seriously</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/ask_jim_hendry_no_seriously_88/#comment-73482</link><description>It's a great "question," jackass!</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:00:56 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: HJE&amp;#8217;s First Scoop?</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/hje8217s_first_scoop_38/#comment-77601</link><description>I don't know... I would hate to lose Pie and DeRosa...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:46:29 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: HJE&amp;#8217;s First Scoop?</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/hje8217s_first_scoop_38/#comment-77612</link><description>I'm just extremely picky, is all.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:50:50 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: HJE&amp;#8217;s First Scoop?</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/hje8217s_first_scoop_38/#comment-77616</link><description>That's a little bit of my point; Pie is our only legit CF option and the whole point of getting Roberts was to put DeRosa in a super-sub role...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:51:50 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: HJE&amp;#8217;s First Scoop?</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/hje8217s_first_scoop_38/#comment-78665</link><description>C'mon, Boro, don't judge them so prematurely. For example, the dude you were talking about (just one of many people at that site, whom, I would assume, upon further searching, are real cool) may have a lot of video game theme music, but he also has 1,059 WWE tracks "scrobbled"--that oughta count for something, right? Also, just check out his top 3 listened to tracks: Snow Patrol's Run, this piece of work: &lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Therion/_/Typhon" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.last.fm/music/Therion/_/Typhon&lt;/a&gt; (sounds real good just from the little 30 second clip, but it may get worse, so I don't want to praise it too much if it may not be as amazing as it seems in that part), and, of course, Video Game Theme, but this one is a fucking Boss Battle(!). So, please don't make fun of this upcoming-entrepreneur, (and his fellow comrades) if you don't have a clue of how much of a nice, tasteful and neat-o guy he is...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:30:53 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Mail Baggin&amp;#8217; It</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/mail_baggin8217_it_40/#comment-80178</link><description>Hurtin' Murton is from Valparaiso...?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:28:38 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Meet Jim Hendry Day!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_meet_jim_hendry_day_37/#comment-83802</link><description>Don't these newbs know the know that the window for question suggestions has closed? By the way, ask him where he's going to bat Fukudome...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:18:48 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Meet Jim Hendry Day!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_meet_jim_hendry_day_37/#comment-84339</link><description>It was a joke to begin with, read it again and see if you can wrap your head around it, literally...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:23:05 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Meet Jim Hendry Day!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_meet_jim_hendry_day_37/#comment-84393</link><description>Yay....!!!1!</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:50:01 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Meet Jim Hendry Day!</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_meet_jim_hendry_day_37/#comment-85064</link><description>No, Weebs, the joke was that I made fun of everybody for suggesting (sometimes stupid) questions after the time for them had stopped, and then go, myself, and ask a stupid question. That's the funny part, get it? The whole irony thing... Guess not.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:45:46 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: I Wish I Could Say It&amp;#8217;s a Pleasure to Meet You</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/i_wish_i_could_say_it8217s_a_pleasure_to_meet_you_97/#comment-87083</link><description>Thanks for entertaining me through part of a boring night, Kerm.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:31:59 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: I Wish I Could Say It&amp;#8217;s a Pleasure to Meet You</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/i_wish_i_could_say_it8217s_a_pleasure_to_meet_you_97/#comment-87094</link><description>&lt;a href="http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181911" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums/showthread...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.northsidebaseball.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&amp;t=46362" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.northsidebaseball.com/Forum/viewtopi...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Can you believe these forums trying to slander you, JD? I can't wait 'till they see what you say happen and they have to eat their words, but, actually, they will probably just ignore that you and SSM ever predicted this. C'mon guys, we're all part of the same family here, NSBB, PSD and I'm sure countless others do a great job out there making the reputation for Cub's fans as respected and good as it can be, but this sure ain't helping. So, just ignore them JD, if they don't want to be civil then screw them; they don't even KNOW who they are making fun of and treating with no respect...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:38:18 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: I Wish I Could Say It&amp;#8217;s a Pleasure to Meet You</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/i_wish_i_could_say_it8217s_a_pleasure_to_meet_you_97/#comment-87095</link><description>Ya, this dude's right. Bow before Mr. Clark and all his accomplishments, greatness and wisdom, ogdens!</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:40:28 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Yesterday Was a Hell of a Day</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/yesterday_was_a_hell_of_a_day_27/#comment-87135</link><description>I just can't picture Bob using the phrase "diggs it" to describe Jim.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:22:20 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friday Night Fukudome: The &amp;#8220;Kyle Farnsworth&amp;#8221; Edition</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/friday_night_fukudome_the_8220kyle_farnsworth8221_edition/#comment-87179</link><description>This is racist towards gheys and, of course, asexuals...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:11:36 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Send Your (Belated) Birthday Wishes to Jim Essian</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/send_your_belated_birthday_wishes_to_jim_essian/#comment-92220</link><description>I won't believe this is going to the REAL Jim Essian unless an authentic source, like SSM, confirms it...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:27:22 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Send Your (Belated) Birthday Wishes to Jim Essian</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/send_your_belated_birthday_wishes_to_jim_essian/#comment-92248</link><description>You pick:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Essian:&lt;br&gt;Roses are red,&lt;br&gt;Violets are blue,&lt;br&gt;Sugar is sweet,&lt;br&gt;Happy Birthday to you!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;or&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Dear Jimmy,&lt;br&gt;Thanks for the games,&lt;br&gt;That you expertly managed,&lt;br&gt;And may this extra integer,&lt;br&gt;Bring you an extra advantage,&lt;br&gt;In coming back as manager...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;or&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Skip, Happy Birthday.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:42:19 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Send Your (Belated) Birthday Wishes to Jim Essian</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/send_your_belated_birthday_wishes_to_jim_essian/#comment-93616</link><description>I'll have a lot, and I mean A LOT, of time to do that... Plus, I got L33T HACKZOR SKILLZ! You can't hide much longer SSM.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:58:33 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Send Your (Belated) Birthday Wishes to Jim Essian</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/send_your_belated_birthday_wishes_to_jim_essian/#comment-93637</link><description>How did you knot pick one of mine? Der genius!</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:06:29 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Send Your (Belated) Birthday Wishes to Jim Essian</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/send_your_belated_birthday_wishes_to_jim_essian/#comment-93640</link><description>Or bocaj's, they were fucking grand also...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:07:44 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Cooperstown Part I:  The Town</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/cooperstown_part_i_the_town_11/#comment-131169</link><description>First post!</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:22:53 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Inaugural Neifi Perez Fantasy Baseball Keeper League</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/the_inaugural_neifi_perez_fantasy_baseball_keeper_league/#comment-133302</link><description>“I’m in!” in the comments section just yet.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:03:25 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Inaugural Neifi Perez Fantasy Baseball Keeper League</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/the_inaugural_neifi_perez_fantasy_baseball_keeper_league/#comment-133511</link><description>Any respecting NSBBer would spit on this awful list of stats! Where are the fucking VORP's or OPS's? Where is range factor factored in? No wonder they have to go to SSM for their baseball rumors, this site is pitiful...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:55:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Sweet Uncle Lou&amp;#8217;s Friday Roundup: The &amp;#8220;I Already Miss Fat Tuesday&amp;#8221; Edition</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/sweet_uncle_lou8217s_friday_roundup_the_8220i_already_miss_fat_tuesday8221_edition_84/#comment-135332</link><description>Just so you know, your picture title would have offended me 8 years ago.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:00:56 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Inaugural Neifi Perez Fantasy Baseball Keeper League: Division One Signups</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/the_inaugural_neifi_perez_fantasy_baseball_keeper_league_division_one_signups_77/#comment-136075</link><description>Me, me, me!!!....</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:20:36 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Inaugural Neifi Perez Fantasy Baseball Keeper League: Division One Signups</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/the_inaugural_neifi_perez_fantasy_baseball_keeper_league_division_one_signups_77/#comment-136085</link><description>Wow, last one... Lucky you guys.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:25:52 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Greg Couch as Dumb as Shit</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/greg_couch_as_dumb_as_shit/#comment-157986</link><description>"You know what should be outlawed?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Shitty sportswriting."&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Then what would Kermit have to write about about; and, by extension, what would we have to entertain ourselves with...?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:39:40 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Sweet Uncle Lou&amp;#8217;s Friday Roundup: The &amp;#8220;I Already Miss Fat Tuesday&amp;#8221; Edition</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/sweet_uncle_lou8217s_friday_roundup_the_8220i_already_miss_fat_tuesday8221_edition_84/#comment-159193</link><description>Can somebody remind me again --  you don't you need to go on your computer in order to be able to post a comment on a satirical blog, right? Well? 'Cause I kinda forgot and wasn't sure.... Also, you can easily find passing slants in google, correct? Aren't you able to just click the little selection next to "images" labeled "cruel words toward the following item" and enter in your selection and hit enter. Wouldn't that just pop-up with all the meany-head's sites in the world and highlight their awful crimes against humanity in the form of insults to the previously-searched item. Right? I mean, that would take mere seconds to find, correct? And you could easily perform that search, then post your all-important comments, in mere seconds, all while being able to be live your eternally-mportant life of continously sucking off your own boyfriend, who is currently signing a check, to the needy, for money from his well-deserved stash, impediment free. Am I wrong in my understanding of this? Am I...?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:26:31 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: We Miss You, Harry</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/we_miss_you_harry_77/#comment-159201</link><description>Things like this make me hope that there really is a heaven for great people to go to...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:30:57 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Where Have You Gone, Ring Lardner?</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/where_have_you_gone_ring_lardner/#comment-161405</link><description>De nada.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:57:32 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Greg: You&amp;#8217;re the Best&amp;#8230;Around</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/greg_you8217re_the_best8230around_91/#comment-164241</link><description>You are allowed to pitch 268 innings in a year?!?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:27:24 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Inaugural Neifiball Keeper League *Update*</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/the_inaugural_neifiball_keeper_league_update_45/#comment-167284</link><description>Just a suggestion: maybe you could get rid of either quality starts or shutout and put blown saves in their then make it like an outrageous +12 or something. If blown saves are allowed by Yahoo, then it would work pretty well. Only relievers can gain a blown saved and you don't need to be a closer to get one. It would give people incentive to gamble on a reliever that would be put in situations where his team is up just a little but blows it often (you don't even need to punish saves because that would give the opposite effect, and this is just to get a few shitty, but trusted, relievers into the mix). Would that work?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:57:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Inaugural Neifiball Keeper League *Update*</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/the_inaugural_neifiball_keeper_league_update_45/#comment-167362</link><description>Nah. I'm more of a (shitty-) idea person.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:09:31 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friday Night Fukudome: The Very Special Three-&amp;#8221;Man&amp;#8221; Edition</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/friday_night_fukudome_the_very_special_three_8221man8221_edition_01/#comment-172434</link><description>Where's Carpenter damn it? And how about Sheets? This FNF is disappointing...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:55:17 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friday Night Fukudome: The Very Special Three-&amp;#8221;Man&amp;#8221; Edition</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/friday_night_fukudome_the_very_special_three_8221man8221_edition_01/#comment-173516</link><description>My whole floor, and I'm sure most other floors, as well, were sitting in our rooms or in the lounge on their computers (or studying with books) -- there are K201 and Finite Midterms today. So go suck on a cock, next time, before you try to mock me with no context provided (unless, like me, you suck at compliments, this was your attempt at one...)...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:32:19 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friday Night Fukudome: The Very Special Three-&amp;#8221;Man&amp;#8221; Edition</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/friday_night_fukudome_the_very_special_three_8221man8221_edition_01/#comment-174750</link><description>Yep.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:15:57 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Note To Scott Hatteberg:  Tough Clogs Don&amp;#8217;t Stand A Chance</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/note_to_scott_hatteberg_tough_clogs_don8217t_stand_a_chance/#comment-177449</link><description>Yes, that's the good thing about Lou (over Dusty): he'll change what he's doing if it doesn't work. Though, one would think, that should be a requirement for a Major League manager... But, anyways, why start off with a stupid-ass lineup, just to plan on changing it WHEN it doesn't work out? Should we have Fukudome become the 5th starter? No. But what if Lou will relocate him back to right-field WHEN it doesn't work out -- if he'll move him if he can't produce there? Does that make it any more valid of a decision? Forgive the reductio ad absurdum, but I just think it's dumb to do something, well, dumb with the reassurance of future correctional changes...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:46:41 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Roberts Trade Talk Breaks DeRosa&amp;#8217;s Heart</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/roberts_trade_talk_breaks_derosa8217s_heart_71/#comment-179457</link><description>"I worry that there may be one person who relies on this blog as the sole source of his [ ] information."&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You could've just said my name...</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:36:02 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Only Spring Training.  It&amp;#8217;s Only Spring Training.</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_only_spring_training_it8217s_only_spring_training_40/#comment-205356</link><description>That's great... Although, I would like you to add some more "fuck"s and such into Hendry's dialogue, for accuracies sake (as your enlightening meeting with him revealed, that is).</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:20:58 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Only Spring Training.  It&amp;#8217;s Only Spring Training.</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_only_spring_training_it8217s_only_spring_training_40/#comment-205875</link><description>Annyong!</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:24:41 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: It&amp;#8217;s Only Spring Training.  It&amp;#8217;s Only Spring Training.</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/it8217s_only_spring_training_it8217s_only_spring_training_40/#comment-207456</link><description>You can't do that on the balcony, buddy?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:45:49 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Sweet Uncle Lou&amp;#8217;s Reviews: MLB 2K8</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/sweet_uncle_lou8217s_reviews_mlb_2k8_01/#comment-207462</link><description>I see that Lou's "gamer" ability seems to increase exponentially after about the second paragraph -- quick learner that guy.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:53:31 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Sweet Uncle Lou&amp;#8217;s Reviews: MLB 2K8</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/sweet_uncle_lou8217s_reviews_mlb_2k8_01/#comment-208655</link><description>Well..., there ARE several plot holes, to be fair. For example, how does Lou go from putting the game in his VCR to talking about the  "antiquated button pressing of yore?" And how does Desmond... oh, wait, never mind.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:24:32 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Apparently, Chicago Does NOT Have A Monopoly On Lousy Sportswriting</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/apparently_chicago_does_not_have_a_monopoly_on_lousy_sportswriting/#comment-217047</link><description>Thanks for the showing me that painful read, Mike. That douche wants to trade Votto and Bailey for Blanton -- what a dumbass. Wins as a manager: Paul Daugherty, 0.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:23:25 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Into The Mind Of A White Sox Fan; Or, &amp;#8220;Staring Into the Abyss&amp;#8221;</title><link>http://hirejimessian.disqus.com/into_the_mind_of_a_white_sox_fan_or_8220staring_into_the_abyss8221_92/#comment-226645</link><description>Mike D., with his eloquent, expansive diction, makes my head hurt....</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">bocaj</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:03:31 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>