DISQUS

Pretty silly, they make it sound as if the turtle was out actively searching for marijuana fields. Why waste time and money with turtles when theres dogs already trained to do that? For every one patch of plants a turtle could possible manage to find a trained dog could find 100. Last time I checked the park rangers werent DEA so its obvious he was doing something else with the turtle. Rangers are told to report MJ plantsthey stumble upon, not actively go out and look for them.

I knew something was up when they had Michael Jackson at the top of their blacklist.

Could you further clarify rule 1247 of the employee handbook, " No masturbating during work hours. "

Those kooky Japanese, you know it wont be any time at all before they start serving hot noodles out of them.

Thank Jebus I saved a bunch of them at 9,999 clicks for a wild party this weekend.

Ah, the mystery of why shes always coming out of the bathroom with a fresh grilled cheese sandwich has been solved.

Shrug it off Dave I think Mr Nis misses the days when bloggers only point of reference was the thoughtful musings of the likes of Britney Spears.

Thats ok, I told a priest today at confession that you touched my naughty bits.

Im hoping they get Frankie Muniz to do ads for them.

" Use Balla Powder for those moments when you need a little talcum in the middle. "

" You are held prisoner by the lovely warrior women of Rigel 4 (or some other distant planet). With only a ball of string, a Tokyoflash watch & a flask of hot coffee - how do you escape? "

Easy... the same way I always do, excessive masturbation.