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11 months ago
in Homeschooling OK: A License to Make Dumb Kids on Notes From Off Center
Ah there's the loophole I have been looking for....I'll adopt a bunch of kids and declare my house a "private school" - then I can actually teach! :)
Of course the thought of most parents doing that is very frightening.
Of course the thought of most parents doing that is very frightening.
1 year ago
in Better Than Vicks Vapo-Rub? on Notes From Off Center
A nasal bidet!!!! ROTFLMAO!!! That's funny! That's exactly what it's like though! I actually use the highly expensive "Simply saline" - it comes in a bottle and you squirt it up your nose....it's wonderful when the allergies get bad. My dr told me to get one of these - but it does look hard to use and I'm sure hard to keep clean...the last thing I need is a breeding place for nose germies!
1 year ago
in Images of Spring on Notes From Off Center
You suck.
Here in DC we got maybe 1 inch of snow ALL. WINTER.
Here in DC we got maybe 1 inch of snow ALL. WINTER.
1 year ago
in Twitter Updates for 2008-03-19 on Notes From Off Center
Where do you find these videos? The Urigrow is hysterical.
What does Alex peeing have to do with taking him to school?
I like the new format. How's the lyme?
What does Alex peeing have to do with taking him to school?
I like the new format. How's the lyme?
1 year ago
in The Break That Almost Was on Notes From Off Center
Lysol.
A few years ago Sam's had 2 liter bottles of Purell. School teacher recommended!
Sounds like you need a break from your break.
I LOVE the herding cats video!
A few years ago Sam's had 2 liter bottles of Purell. School teacher recommended!
Sounds like you need a break from your break.
I LOVE the herding cats video!
1 year ago
in Treating the Test and the Grip of the Insurance Industry on Medicine on Notes From Off Center
hmmmm....medicine seems to be going the way of way of education...is there a new bill "No Paitent Left Behind" No matter what it appears that the kid needs to learn, it's not important unless it's being tested! A child isn't tested on social skills so who cares if they throw chairs...just like your spleen!
1 year ago
in What is a “Lifestyle Expert” Anyway? on Notes From Off Center
So true, so true. I don't watch these shows so I never what the latest "thing" is....funny how I don't miss it at all! I just go about my life in pleasant ignorance that there is anyone out there who thinks I should write my Thank Yous differently and strangely enough I don't get stressed during thr holidays.
How's the lyme?
How's the lyme?
1 year ago
in Christian v. Christ Follower Mac Parody on Notes From Off Center
ok "emergent Christian" - interesting term and I admit that I haven't looked into exactly what is meant by the term but it made me think of emergent readers - children who are just beginning the journey of knowing how to read, they don't yet posse all the skills and strategies, and even physical/emotional development necessary for real reading yet but we begin teaching then how to read and scaffold and support their learning until they are full-fledged readers. Applying the term in it's same meaning to Christianity seems inappropriate. I don't believe that one can be "not quite a Christian". I don't believe that there is a clear set of skills needed to be a Christian that you must posse before you are a full fledged Christian. Doesn't the Bible say that with Baptism you are fully one of God's chosen? Doesn't that sprinkling or water take care of it and we are all in the same boat learning what it means to live in this crazy world? Just my 2 cents worth.
1 year ago
in Low Natural Killer Cell Count on Notes From Off Center
aw man. :(
I got so caught up with the singing condoms that I didn't see this yesterday...sucks that you feel awful, sucks even more that there's really not a whole hell of a lot anyone can do about it.
As for the football game...one more reason you need TiVo. It's good for your health! :)
I got so caught up with the singing condoms that I didn't see this yesterday...sucks that you feel awful, sucks even more that there's really not a whole hell of a lot anyone can do about it.
As for the football game...one more reason you need TiVo. It's good for your health! :)
1 year ago
in Moment of Zen on Notes From Off Center
Hysterical!
What a catchy little tune too...that's going to be stuck in my head for awhile! Kinda reminded me of Ethiopia...
I always love the opportunity to expand my forgein language vocabulary...I now know the
Hindu (?) word for condom...Nirodh!
I wonder if that little dance is like the Macarena or the Chicken Dance in India - at weddings do they do the Condom Dance?
What a catchy little tune too...that's going to be stuck in my head for awhile! Kinda reminded me of Ethiopia...
I always love the opportunity to expand my forgein language vocabulary...I now know the
Hindu (?) word for condom...Nirodh!
I wonder if that little dance is like the Macarena or the Chicken Dance in India - at weddings do they do the Condom Dance?
1 year ago
in “The Google Meme” on Notes From Off Center
THe results do get skwed - I just clicked on each link and the 1st page listed is your blog....obviously didn't exsist when you started searching. Just goes to show howw fluid the internet is.
1 year ago
in Return of the Herx on Notes From Off Center
So I'm guessing that today if someone asked you how you felt you'd only say "half a million pesos" - and if a million pesos was nothing half a million is half of nothing which is some kind of irratioinal number thing right?
How long does this reaction happen for?
Check out this link....I found her looking for stuff on Lyme for another friend of mine and have gotten into her story....she's got a lot great info....
http://www.caringbridge.org/ma/annielyme/
How long does this reaction happen for?
Check out this link....I found her looking for stuff on Lyme for another friend of mine and have gotten into her story....she's got a lot great info....
http://www.caringbridge.org/ma/annielyme/
1 year ago
in Web 2.0 Got Me…Save Yourself! on Notes From Off Center
1st of all you are smart - you don't have to appear smart because you are smart.....
I thought I was the end of the line too, I couldn't come up with 5 people to tag and you participated and I didn't think to tag you directly...so it may not be as end of the line as you think! :)
I thought I was the end of the line too, I couldn't come up with 5 people to tag and you participated and I didn't think to tag you directly...so it may not be as end of the line as you think! :)
2 years ago
in Welcome to my Blog! on Notes From Off Center
I see your post. Can't say I'm going to read them all, but I see your post. :)