DISQUS

This sounds like fun for grandparents and people on drugs, not so fun for people trying to actually use computers.

...but no matter how soft it is, I can't justify spending $35 for something which has no functionality other than telling me which direction I'm pointing the wii remote, which is in no way a problem now.

Also, conveniently cultures all kinds of sick bacteria under the shelf, no matter how many times you wash it.

too bad they probably melt in about 2 minutes due to the shape

but, what if my banana doesn't have that exact curve? Having to mash it into the holster isn't exactly a good solution...

I think I saw this about 6 years ago and was excited, until nothing came of it

...or you could just get a normal hat wet?? please, this doesn't require a specialty product...

What light source is supposed to be casting that shadow though? Surely the chandelier wouldn't cast itself a unidirectional, non-volumetric shadow, but would instead provide a diffuse illumination and that dimly lit aristocratic ambiance. Maybe I'm just being nitpicky though.

60 bucks for a flashy fanny pack? That thing would need a lot more to get my attention, let alone money. Hopefully it's just some sick joke.

I remember when shutting a computer down was 'park'
I remember my first Geocities page, and how proud I was that it had page dividers and animated GIFs
I remember being amazed by a computer demonstrating Descent (the original) at a regional science expo
I remember buying Commander Keen: Goodbye Galaxy on 3.5" floppy for 50 cents, along with a game called Jetpack, when my local department store stopped selling games on floppy
I remember OS/2
I remember when keyboards had nothing between CTRL and ALT

Didn't they mean "the card is NOT JUST a card?"