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Jarome Iginla

5 years ago

in AA! on kev/null
Dear Shane,

Thank you for writing. I always love to hear from my fans. I'd prefer to play for the Canucks as they are the better team but I'm stuck with Miika carrying the load of the entire team so it's understandable that you look for my jersey.

Unfortunately, we've run out of free playoff tickets for retarded kids who can't spell. Tickets for normal children who can differentiate between fan postings - about other teams no less - and my official site are still available but you'll need to take an aptitude test. If you'd like one of these tests, send $50 to us and we will send one over to you so you can come watch us lose to San Jose.

Thanks!

Jarome
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