DISQUS

i think its a tapir.

its either a cow or pig. You can tell that at one time it was white with large black spots. The legs look so short because the animal is bloated from being in the ocean. the skull in the picture looks more like a cow skull than a pig skull, though it is hard to see the bottom of the jaw in this picture.

I don't think its a dog because dogs have pink skin under their fur. Raccoons don't have spots like that.

.... definitely a mermaid. Just look at it! Can't you tell? Its got the same stubby legs and arms with a fat body and decaying head that ALL mermaids have. Seriously. What else could it be? This one's a female, and the last one found was a male. Its so obvious. You can tell because of the skin color. How can you ppl think its a pig or dog or raccoon? Haven't you ever studied mermaids in the wild b4? Or even read a book about them? Everyone knows about mermaids, and yet we fail to recognize them when they wash up on shore, right in front of us.

People discover new species all the time. When the platypus was discovered, people thought it was sewn together, a practical joke. But now we all know that they are real and even make stuffed animals of them! Why can't this be a new species? It might just live deep under water and washed up on beach when it died. There are some pretty crazy animals out there.

How to deal with the situation-
1) Dig a hole
2)Put the poor dead animal in it
3)Fill the hole in with the dirt that was removed
4) Say some prayers
5) Lay some flowers
6) Make a tombstone out of a medium rock and mark it with sharpie, giving the name and date of discovery.
7) Cry about the poor dead animal

Funniest thing ever... the barcodes just get worse & worse.