Do they belong to you? Claim these comments.
Unregistered
aliases
- Big Momma Pimpalishisness
- Big Momma Pimpalishisness
- Miss Awesome
Big Momma Pimpalishisness
Is this you? Claim Profile »
7 months ago
in I miss my spot. on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
For the longest time I missed my ex's hands, their size, their strength, even though they were the same hands that hurt me, I still missed the way they sometimes made me feel so good. After it was all over I could look him in the eye but I couldn't face those hands.
It's been three years and I finally found the nerve to sneak a peek at those hands the other day and I felt...nothing. It was wonderful.
You'll get there too someday.
It's been three years and I finally found the nerve to sneak a peek at those hands the other day and I felt...nothing. It was wonderful.
You'll get there too someday.
1 reply
9 months ago
in My Decision, Dammit. on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Of course I didn't read the series until after I read this but I have to tell you, days later, I'm still thinking about it. They'll make a great book but I'm sad that we won't get to read anymore now. They're fantastic.
The latest from Miss Awesome...So Sue Me, I Admire People With Rhythm
The latest from Miss Awesome...So Sue Me, I Admire People With Rhythm
9 months ago
in Tempestuous Love. on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Hey! That sounds just like something my son's father did to me once! Or twice...
The latest from Miss Awesome...So Sue Me, I Admire People With Rhythm
The latest from Miss Awesome...So Sue Me, I Admire People With Rhythm
11 months ago
in Catechization: Pre-K Vocabulary | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I tried to avoid this by not really letting my kid watch too much tv, he gets one movie a week and that's it. Almost no Nickelodeon and nothing with commercials (that's more to avoid the whole "I want that, I want this, I want it all"). That being said, he comes home with words like "DANG!" and "SNAP!" and "AIN'T" from school and camp anyways. And I'm all like, "if you can't say anything smart, don't say anything at all."
The latest from Big Momma Pimpalishisness...1/52 In The Garden
The latest from Big Momma Pimpalishisness...1/52 In The Garden
11 months ago
in No, I don’t like your kids. | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I like kids until they hit about 9 years old. Then they become dead to me.
The latest from Big Momma Pimpalishisness...1/52 In The Garden
The latest from Big Momma Pimpalishisness...1/52 In The Garden
1 year ago
in Abnegation. on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I'm already happier than I was 10 seconds ago looking at their cute little faces.
The latest from Big Momma Pimpalishisness...In Case You Were Wondering...
The latest from Big Momma Pimpalishisness...In Case You Were Wondering...
1 year ago
in I refuse to blog about my marriage… on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
I'm sorry you feel like this right now, but I couldn't help laughing my ass off at that clip, I freakin love him and his glass case of emotions!
Also, that's pretty much how I felt with my ex, eventually it gets better. Thank god.
The latest from Big Momma Pimpalishisness...In Case You Were Wondering...
Also, that's pretty much how I felt with my ex, eventually it gets better. Thank god.
The latest from Big Momma Pimpalishisness...In Case You Were Wondering...
1 year ago
in Out of the Minds of Morons. [a continuation] on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Right now I'm just shaking my head at the educational system for letting all of these idiots get through...I can't wait to see what responses the Tramp Stamped shot gets you. :P
1 year ago
in Bella Notte on Brookland
That is a beautiful building. And the little curvies on the top of the fence, awesome.
1 year ago
in Moment Of She-Geekery: Amsterdam Is Full of Cool Typefaces on Brookland
The new "IN" font around here is Papyrus. It makes me want to shoot people it's so overused.
1 year ago
in It’s my test tube, it can be a boy if I want it to. on Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer
Personally I don't see the problem with a little selfishness when it's not hurting anyone else.
We humans can be pretty stupid sometimes.
We humans can be pretty stupid sometimes.
Maria Young
immoralmatriarch.com