DISQUS

Hey, it sounds from your comments Kim like there's one ideal candidate who would serve all of the qualities of our good ol' past that you miss and lament, so we as Americans can freeze time while the rest of the world strides boldly into the 21st century: Archie Bunker. He would be perfect. He'd throw all them bums out of the white house and...put all the same bums back in, but with new names and one with an up-do (a word very few of us were familiar with before). He wouldn't let them uppity--you name it, you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink--"that one"--get away with ruining this great nation of ours by wanting to do things like restore our position in the world's view of us, start acting like a global partner instead of a bully, and something I'm looking for after 8 years of a late night comic's dream: a president who has an IQ over 100. But that's not what we need now--all them sneaky rumors about how Osama--oops I mean Obama is the dark one foretold in end of days--I mean, I usually consult Leviticus before I ever make a political decision.

Archie Bunker would know how to handle each and every one of 'em non-100% American pinko commy arugula eating effites. Quick, while he's still alive (I'm not sure who has a firmer grasp on a long future--McCain or Archie) see if we can draft 'em in, hail mary, before it's too late!