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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Disqus - Latest Comments for JJ</title><link>http://disqus.com/people/7cd457f67476746be86eb3aa4ac28b88/</link><description></description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:24:20 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Re: the Violent Blue controversy -- you just do NOT walk up and touch me. Ever. You just don't.</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/re_the_violent_blue_controversy_you_just_do_not_walk_up_and_touch_me_ever_you_just_dont/#comment-83908</link><description>Actually. That's how you CURE cancer.&lt;br&gt;You have to touch Steve Ballmer to get it.&lt;br&gt;It's very confusing with them having the Steve in their names but you have to memorize this! You try to cure some cancer but you end up getting more cancers by touching Ballmer!</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:52:26 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Borg shaking down social networking companies</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/borg_shaking_down_social_networking_companies/#comment-87577</link><description>Think it. Yes. The 2.0 iPhone software prototype is THAT good.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:01:55 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Unboxing the MacBook Air</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/unboxing_the_macbook_air/#comment-88912</link><description>Steve, that Macbook Air box had better be so kickass it blinds all the naysayers. Because DAMN they complain like there is no tomorrow.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 13:58:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Unboxing the MacBook Air</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/unboxing_the_macbook_air/#comment-88975</link><description>I know, I was referring to the real MBA box though</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:40:25 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Hit Me On My iPhone</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/hit_me_on_my_iphone/#comment-94195</link><description>It's brilliant.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:17:46 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: If you're going to leave, leave. But don't go around bitching about us.</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/if_youre_going_to_leave_leave_but_dont_go_around_bitching_about_us/#comment-100624</link><description>He has no idea how valuable you are to the company Steve. If you didn't show up, he wouldn't have had a job for all these years</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:17:17 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Goatberg smackdown on MacBook Air</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/goatberg_smackdown_on_macbook_air/#comment-100633</link><description>FAIL.&lt;br&gt;Expectations for Q1 made Apple's stock price go down the drain, even though they posted excellent Q4 results.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;By the way Steve, I thought this was holy ground and kept the trolls away?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:23:26 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Beastmaster gets honorary doctorate, dorky hat</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/beastmaster_gets_honorary_doctorate_dorky_hat/#comment-100653</link><description>Look at Bills face! It's got that&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"You're soooo fucked for taking a picture of me with this hat on"</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:39:37 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Ballmer: I'm completely out of ideas</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/ballmer_im_completely_out_of_ideas/#comment-121494</link><description>Too true. FSJ, you are starting to master Daniel's way of typing.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:49:37 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: My birthday resolution -- I'm going to read Foucault's Pendulum</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/my_birthday_resolution_im_going_to_read_foucaults_pendulum/#comment-175055</link><description>Happy Birthday Steve.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:42:38 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: New MacBook priced better than Dell. No kidding.</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/new_macbook_priced_better_than_dell_no_kidding/#comment-183301</link><description>8600GT... Haha.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Anyway:&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dell.com/content/products/category.aspx/vostronb?c=us&amp;cs=04&amp;l=en&amp;s=bsd" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.dell.com/content/products/category.a...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;I see no 8600GT&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Oh and can it run OS X without breaking the law? Didn't think so.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:31:20 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: New MacBook priced better than Dell. No kidding.</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/new_macbook_priced_better_than_dell_no_kidding/#comment-183302</link><description>Two words: BOOT CAMP</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:32:48 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Britney Spears tosses iPhone into pool</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/britney_spears_tosses_iphone_into_pool/#comment-202500</link><description>Why didn't she throw herself in too... And keep herself there.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:18:08 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Why I love San Francisco</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/why_i_love_san_francisco/#comment-359792</link><description>I feel really bad now... I doubt the human race will survive with such stupidity</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:04:32 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Empire Strikes Barack</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/the_empire_strikes_barack/#comment-408954</link><description>Awesome.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;'Nuff said.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:03:58 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: AT&amp;amp;T boneheads leak the 3G iPhone release</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/atampt_boneheads_leak_the_3g_iphone_release/#comment-426124</link><description>There there Steve.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I trust that Moshe been dispatched?</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 09:03:48 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Why Dell will not bounce back</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/why_dell_will_not_bounce_back/#comment-445815</link><description>It was obvious he did it on purpose =)</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 11:22:58 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Full Zunar eclipse</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/full_zunar_eclipse/#comment-550148</link><description>Oh and Mr. Jobs, you might REALLY want to point this out...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That's "shipped" for Microsoft&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And "sold" for Apple&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;For all we know there might be 2 million Zunes rotting in some desert or jungle</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 12:15:24 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: If you see these kids in an Apple store, please smack them in the head and then call security</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/if_you_see_these_kids_in_an_apple_store_please_smack_them_in_the_head_and_then_call_security/#comment-563319</link><description>Oh, if you could please, tell them that the world is laughing at them.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 12:13:07 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Test your Apple IQ</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/test_your_apple_iq/#comment-567177</link><description>Also, revamped .Mac&lt;br&gt;Or just renamed</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:34:58 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off</title><link>http://fakesteve.disqus.com/nothing_to_worry_about_but_im_taking_some_time_off/#comment-667953</link><description>Namaste Steve.</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">JJ</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:24:20 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>