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6 months ago

in Test your Apple IQ on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Also, revamped .Mac
Or just renamed

6 months ago

in If you see these kids in an Apple store, please smack them in the head and then call security on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Oh, if you could please, tell them that the world is laughing at them.

6 months ago

in Full Zunar eclipse on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Oh and Mr. Jobs, you might REALLY want to point this out...

That's "shipped" for Microsoft

And "sold" for Apple

For all we know there might be 2 million Zunes rotting in some desert or jungle
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Ceedoubleu Perhaps they are giving them away with OLPCs so the African kids can download music as well?

6 months ago

in Why Dell will not bounce back on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
It was obvious he did it on purpose =)
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DoonRothmani well then, to what purpose?

7 months ago

in AT&T boneheads leak the 3G iPhone release on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
There there Steve.

I trust that Moshe been dispatched?

7 months ago

in Why I love San Francisco on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
I feel really bad now... I doubt the human race will survive with such stupidity
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pmlawrence we're one step closer to idiocracry

http://imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

9 months ago

in Britney Spears tosses iPhone into pool on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Why didn't she throw herself in too... And keep herself there.

9 months ago

in New MacBook priced better than Dell. No kidding. on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Two words: BOOT CAMP
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Xeno Two words: Still Windows

9 months ago

in New MacBook priced better than Dell. No kidding. on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
8600GT... Haha.

Anyway:
http://www.dell.com/content/products/category.a...
I see no 8600GT

Oh and can it run OS X without breaking the law? Didn't think so.
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You are right that you can't run OsX legally on that. Then I would assume that Apple doesn't have 90% of market share because 90% of the market doesn't give a crap about OsX...

10 months ago

in Ballmer: I'm completely out of ideas on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Too true. FSJ, you are starting to master Daniel's way of typing.

10 months ago

in Beastmaster gets honorary doctorate, dorky hat on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Look at Bills face! It's got that

"You're soooo fucked for taking a picture of me with this hat on"

10 months ago

in Goatberg smackdown on MacBook Air on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
FAIL.
Expectations for Q1 made Apple's stock price go down the drain, even though they posted excellent Q4 results.

By the way Steve, I thought this was holy ground and kept the trolls away?

10 months ago

in If you're going to leave, leave. But don't go around bitching about us. on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
He has no idea how valuable you are to the company Steve. If you didn't show up, he wouldn't have had a job for all these years

10 months ago

in Hit Me On My iPhone on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
It's brilliant.

10 months ago

in Unboxing the MacBook Air on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
I know, I was referring to the real MBA box though

10 months ago

in Unboxing the MacBook Air on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Steve, that Macbook Air box had better be so kickass it blinds all the naysayers. Because DAMN they complain like there is no tomorrow.
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Eraserhead This was done before the Keynote

10 months ago

in Borg shaking down social networking companies on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Think it. Yes. The 2.0 iPhone software prototype is THAT good.

10 months ago

in Re: the Violent Blue controversy -- you just do NOT walk up and touch me. Ever. You just don't. on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Actually. That's how you CURE cancer.
You have to touch Steve Ballmer to get it.
It's very confusing with them having the Steve in their names but you have to memorize this! You try to cure some cancer but you end up getting more cancers by touching Ballmer!
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vauxhall ohhhhhhhh!!!! now I finally get it!!!!! they say chuck norris' tears also help.
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