DISQUS

My inner child and my outer adult are fighting. It's such an awesome sled - but I'll never use it - but it works on grass! - but I spend my life on the computer... etc.

I want one.

I like it as it is... Yeah, it would be prettier if they were all the same size, but I hate image editing and wouldn't wish it upon anyone :P The more images the better, I don't care about the description, but if there's a cool design it will catch my eye and I'll check out the website for more.

This must be one of the most retarded products I've seen lately... I don't mind gift gags (though my friends don't seem to be so imaginative, anyway), but... oh please don't let them see this.

Too expensive indeed, but mmmmm... chocolate.

Or is it the "version 1" the comments on the current t-shirt mentions?

The t-shirt seems to be gone/changed... maybe the illustrator in Dubi's link was the original?

The gadget. Really, a date with a girl you "got" on a TV show? You can get laid without going through all that trouble and you'll have a new gadget.

(But I'm a girl, not sure if my opinion matters here or not :D)

@Greg: Of course. I am perfectly capable of eating in my sleep. Wake up, gulp down, back to sleep in less than 2 minutes!

They probably put the USB connection because it looks better than a plain hole :P And erm, this has no point. But at least it looks kind of cute.

Oh God, ew! Those Christmas monitor lights were just about tolerable, but these...

@Harry.... I hope you don't have any hamsters...
(But yes, it does.)

Furry animals aside, cool idea. Though I usually just use my microwave.

For $700 I'd get up myself to open the door...

Pure gold. I never got to play enough Whack-A-Mole when I was a kid. I feel I'm missed out on one of the greater things in life.

I still don't like digital picture frames, but anyone cunningly inserting a Monty Python reference get a lot of brownie points from me.

Hm, I don't have kids either, but I think you'd have to be a lucky parent to have a child who actually cares how much you want to sleep. I was a selfish little girl, I admit...

This is one of the best things I've seen online in ages. I just might have to get an engraving machine and do the same to my toaster...

This would be SO perfect. When I travel I have to get my normal troller/backpack and then stuff a regular-sized one in there, because I just can't walk around sightseeing with just the stuff in my pockets (I like to be prepared for everything). One of these would be a life-saver.

I doubt it could work very well.. and if you're in the rain you won't have time to fiddle with a newspaper and an umbrella frame. But then again I never did mind to get wet.

I had a T610 too - I actually still do, but I gave it up because of a wonky keyboard which was getting in the way of my text messaging. I was pretty attached to it, so it pains me to see this ugly thing as its successor. Really, it might have uber-features for all I know, but can't anyone see it looks worse? Too many straight angles.

That is one evil idea...

(It's really sad that people have to wake up so early just because someone decided they are more productive at 9 a.m. If I wake up before 9 I'm sleepy all day... Good thing I haven't had a job with a fixed schedule in a long time :D)

That "n-1" bit is so true... Why does it always happen?!

That is one sadistic shirt...

Jason, horror story indeed. I don't know if it makes you feel better, but, even though I can't stand babies crying, I have no problem with the poor parents. It's not like you *like* it when they cry...

You are right, if you don't stir it it tastes funny (and that goes for hot chocolate and tea). I think I want one of these right now.

Wondering about this kind of stuff will drive you mad... And it's pointless, considering how many other dirty stuff we touch everyday (see that recent study about keyboards). But oh well, paranoid people aren't going to dissapear, and they need something to spend their money on..

Lol, very good point. The whistle looks much easier to lose than the remote.

But the dog probably wouldn't have anything better to do. That's why dogs are boring. A cat, on the other hand, would probably hide it and the come and purr innocently at you. Cats make life more interesting :D