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Re: New features are on the horizon

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:50:25 -0000

Easy!

Also, why mess wiyh something that works?

I must be hallucinating that some elitist deleted my earlier post...

Re: New features are on the horizon

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:50:25 -0000

Easy!

Also, why mess wiyh something that works?

I must be hallucinating that some elitist deleted my earlier post...

Re: Fruit Fly Sage

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:40:04 -0000

It still gets a 5 tho.

Re: Truck Bearing Kibble

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:36:03 -0000

I swear. People just keep getting dumber.

Re: Poké Loco

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:44:53 -0000

No referencing Napoleon Dynamite, please.

Re: Subject 55F

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:36:57 -0000

Don't take this lightly! They contain the power to change history itself! Entire WARS have been and are fought over webcomics!
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...I miss me left foot.

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20060102

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:27:54 -0000

i'd watch Leninbusters

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081013

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:36:55 -0000

entirely untrue & unfunny.

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081013

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:59:39 -0000

wow... I heard you were an asshole if someone criticized you, chris, but WOW. There's not even a joke on this page. If there is, I'm just not seeing it. Liberal view as joke = epic fail.

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081208

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:31:22 -0000

It's Odin's Day, where's the update???

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081008

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:52:51 -0000

pinguin =\= penguin.

You fail at life. Reclaim it here: www.polkout.com (visit teh forum!)

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081006

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:58:24 -0000

Just 'cuz he's a repub, right? www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sore_Thumbs

He's an idiot, but that's just because he's a gross misrepresentative parody. You can't blow something up to ridiculous standards or whatnot & criticize the result. Not all repubs are fundie (or literal) Christians. Pull your heads out of your asses. (That goes for more than just LordKage)

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Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081208

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:09:58 -0000

Encyclopedia Dramatica's article on this comic. [note that these are legitimate problems]:

"Sore Thumbs is unofficially the dumbest webcomic ever created. It has a bad plot, a worse premise, and is populated by a cornucopia of two-dimensional ideological stereotypes that substitute for real characters. It reads like God Mode if the writers were drugged-up hippies.

Things that Make this Comic Bad
1. The comic is about video games (although you'd be hard pressed to figure that out, considering only one in fifty comics actually includes a video game reference). The most unoriginal and overused of all topics to make a webcomic about. The artists no doubt put a full half second into deciding what to make their comic about. Yet, even so, this comic seems to exceed all others in raw badness.
2. The webcomic second theme is 'politics'. Not politics as in making fun of stodgy lawmakers, or rebelling against the establishment, or dealing with foreign relations and public policies, but solely making fun of republicans. Not that this makes the comic bad per se, but in that these attempts at humor are pathetically low-brow, essentially resembling the jokes a 13 year old boy who just discovered politics (and decided he was a liberal) would make. This is a classic example of making something that could be funny unfunny.
3. Typical anime/manga art. Tragically unsurprising of modern Japanophile-gamers, the artist cannot find their own unique style, and so pilfers from the Nips while under the impression they are 'cool'. The artists then makes a marked effort, just in case we miss the "point," to draw all the liberal characters as pink-haired or muscle-bound sex objects and all the conservatives as ugly beady-eyed creatures.
4. Sucky plot. Admittedly, few people read enough of the archives to really find out the story line (there really isn't one), but those who have attempted have found out that it really is just making fun of the ugly republican (who is basically a stereotype Jew) as he does evil/stupid/greedy things. Everything else is really just obscure pop-culture jokes and romance between the two liberal sex-objects.
5. Sucky Characters. First, note that the writer is so out-of-touch with reality that he essentially believes that the republicans are a race of hyper-rich retards who consider the president to be a god and go out killing Muslims on the street (rather than the rednecks and rural businessmen that make up the actual demographic). He does not just joke about it, he really believes it. With the exception of staunch, outright communists, most people will cringe at these pathetically unrealistic antagonists. Of course, like every other bad webcomic, there is a small, cute animal that mauls the republicans in a "funny" way, in this case a tiny bear. And the muscle-bound 'good guy' is, of course, an Iraq war veteran and a former member of the 'working poor'.
To conclude, this webcomic is absolute shit. It is not the slightest bit entertaining, will not teach you anything about video games or politics, and it is little more than an excuse for the author to submerge you in their own socialist/geek pipe-dream. "

The truth hurts, yes?

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081208

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:31:32 -0000

Notice the lack of far-left ECO TERRORIST libs? They are all portrayed as "moderate" and the normal reasonable human beings in this shitty comic even tho they aren't.

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081210

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:33:35 -0000

Flo was GAY if anybody (Chris?) remembered to pay attention to plot details.

The "girl" in this strip? Looks suspiciously like Cec.

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Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081210

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:36:00 -0000

You know, if Flo is a stereotypical gay, and Chris supports gays & Fairbanks is a stereotypical repub, that means by the transitive property: Chris supports repubs!!!

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081208

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:38:55 -0000

It's a known fact all repubs are JUST LIKE FAIRBANKS.
Therefore, all libs are ECO TERRORISTS. NOTICE THE WORD TERRORIST (CHRIS HAS AN OBSESSION WITH THAT WORD FOR SOME REASON LIKE WHEN HE CALLED ME AN AMERICA-HATING ARAB TERRORIST. ALTHOUGH THAT FITS A REPUBLICAN STEREOTYPE THAT THEY ALL HATE ARABS. FUNNY HOW THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO LIBS. Whooo!!!

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Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081020

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:17:46 -0000

Liek you, amirite?

Obama obama obama i lurvs me somes obama!!!
~Crosby

(That was NOT paraphrased.)
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Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081022

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:24:47 -0000

I was just blocked... WhatTheFuck?!

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There. save yourselves from this shit & go read somethin' better.

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081024

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:32:17 -0000

Way to stuff Kaden in a fridge there. Now you don't have to bother with plot & character development.
Then again, that' stuff is/was overrated. Who needs good writing, amirite?

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This has zOMG WAHT FANTASTIC WRITING!! I MEAN COME ONS!! wHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?! THE RANTS ARE EVEN MORE HILARIOUS AND ALL TRUTHFUL!! i COULD DIE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss patriot...

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081015

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:33:28 -0000

It's a JOKE. You'd think you would be able to relate...

Srsly, that applies to you TOO!!! Seriously, this page isn't funny. It's just anti-whatever propaganda...

Gogol Bordello

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Wait. Why wait until NOW to respond? I've been badmouthing you for hours and whatnot...

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081015

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:14:48 -0000

anti-whatever propaganda...
I meant Platinum. Yes.

Re: SORE THUMBS Archive: 20081208

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:07:03 -0000

Do you have... Battletoads?

Re: SORE THUMBS Archives: Monday | August 31, 2009

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:00:38 -0000

Extremely meh. I see extreme bias and stilted dialogue.

Re: CROW SCARE

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:25:20 -0000

You can't escape me, Chris.
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I wonder how much the No-Prize(!) is worth?

Re: CROW SCARE

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:29:07 -0000

It looks meh... (I wonder where The Meh went to anyways...)

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Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:39:58 -0000

http:// dramapatrol.blogspot.com/2007/12/profile-bobby-crosby .html
This says he was paid off. I wonder why?

Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:23:05 -0000

Shoddy how?

Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:25:33 -0000

I mean, you did read that all right? Bobby left several comments proving why he's an insane nutjob who "respectable" 'businessmen' like yourself to not want to associate with him.

If it wasn't him, that person did a damn fine job at impersonating him.

Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:58:12 -0000

Now I left some spaces in the link, but that was only to keep it from being "spam."
He's batshit insane, right? I'm sure even you could tell that from the comments.

Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:00:09 -0000

Actually, why would you even need to buy out his share? It's not like he was bad for the company...

Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:03:07 -0000

Leroy:
"Kid?" I'm in college. I'll say this for you: LEARN TO TYPE OR STFU. (Shut the FUCK up!) The Internet is serious business. Deal with it or get out.
I do hate Cosby [r], but his avoiding of the questions, not good.

Chris:
Do you want me to pull out some quotes from Bobby? I can do that if you want. (Because you can't take the time to read something that doesn't revolve around you, Chris?) I figure he WAS disowned, more or less, for being, yep, BATSHIT INSANE.

Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:37:30 -0000

We all know he's batshit insane. Why deny it?

You admit he's batshit insane then? No really, why would you buy out his shares unless he's bad for the company?

?! Are YOU batshit insane? ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!WEALLGONNADIE!!!!!!

Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:53:54 -0000

That's an ad hominem right there. Stick to the topic.

ZOMGYOURGONNAEATMEALIVEANDCOOKMEWITH CRANBERRYSAUCE?!!

Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:59:18 -0000

And I would take them.

Re: SARAH ELLERTON AND BOBBY CROSBY TEAM FOR DREAMLESS

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:05:32 -0000

But no really, why oh why would you buy out Bobby (Robert?) Cosby's [r]
shares unless you had to?

Damage control for him being BATSHIT INSANE?

Re: DRAFT List of 100 Greatest Webcomics: Comedy and Drama

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:01:59 -0000

It's like you've got every comic except "Sam and Fuzzy" on here. Highly comedic. www.samandfuzzy.com

Re: Popped Your Bubble

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:04:54 -0000

This was a very bad Perry Bible Fellowship rip-off.