DISQUS

Looks like in 10 years user interfaces just get more cluttered and harder to use for anything productive. Thanks Microsoft for pushing the lines of unusability.

I have a keyboard with a built in heater. Has a built in screen too.

(my lappy of course)

Aha, as an unregistered member I can't edit. Oprah Oprah Oprah. It's obviously far too early for me to be on the internet.

Congratulations, you're one of the few writers seen on opera that probably won't make millions of dollars off of it. A small group that one is.

Good gravy, I'm 21 and I'm still jealous, what with the threatening to vaporise people with my megabuster who gave me crappy candy. One charge shot'll do them in.

Seeing that the thing sits vertically, that balls got to be going pretty bloody quickly when its sent back down... if its a standard metal pinball atleast. Looks like a crappy varient of those 24.99 micro pinball tables that your uncle had for no apparent reason, but they were cooler then his stories so you played it anyway.

Finally a sure fire way to give people both cancer and third degree burns from a somewhat safe distance.

Like I don't have a problem with drooling on pellows already, lets make em smell like food and then put electronics in them. Brilliant!

If people had these someone would randomly and stupidly put it in a light socket.

Also, for obvious reasons.
"Why am I Mr Sparkle"

What in tarnations are you talking about? Lutheresque skill my eye, almost everyone in the superman universe had their hands on cryptonite at one point or another. From what I can tell that stuff is about as rare and valuable as coal.