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Re: Movie Notes: Computer Animated Movie Cliches

Sorcerer Mickey — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 14:25:06 -0000

More Ferrets!

Re: Don’t Use AN Hosting

Sorcerer Mickey — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 17:28:31 -0000

DisneyFans.com offers hosting space at low rates to Disney-related sites with no restrictions on storage or bandwidth. they've hosted Sorcerer's Workshop.org for years.

Re: Film Discs Replace Ribbon Film

Sorcerer Mickey — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 14:18:13 -0000

Call me a stickler for old-fashioned live changeovers, but I don't cotton to this new-fangled "platter automation" in my booth!

Re: FANCY DRESS For Drinks

Sorcerer Mickey — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:05:15 -0000

"Head and nose turned on lathe"? I don't know - that's a lot more trouble than I want to go to to provide my guests with "even more of a kick out of the refreshments [I] serve them." Seems like I could just pour them doubles and save a lot of woodworking time, no?

Re: Car-Trailer Combination

Sorcerer Mickey — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:17:36 -0000

I want one - painted like a Federation Shuttlecraft!

Re: Riot Car Shoots Water, Bullets or Poison Gas

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:03:04 -0000

What won't the criminal element of Metropolis think of next!

Re: You’ll wonder how Topkis can be sold for a dollar

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:05:14 -0000

But Mr. Topkis, what if I'm NOT a member of the Athletic Union? Do you have any superior quality Topkis Scab suits?

Re: A Dry-Ice Oxygen Tent for Infants

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:08:37 -0000

And when Baby's looking a bit pale, there the Acme Carbon MOnoxide Tent to add a little color to his cheeks!

Re: Patient In New Dental Chair Controls Drill and Gas

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:11:16 -0000

"Gas set to HIGH! Drill set to OFF!"

Re: Farmer Grows Pumpkins with Human Faces

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:41:42 -0000

Disney is growing Mickey Mouse-shaped pumpkins in Orlando now.
http://www.inhabitat.com/2007/07/26/mickey-mous...

Re: THE HIGH-HEELS CONTROVERSY

Sorcerer Mickey — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:34:21 -0000

How can you have "bow legs and knock knees" at the same time?

Re: Earrings Aid Identification

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:53:49 -0000

Tattoos are the answer! A traditional ornamentation of seafaring tars.

Re: TELESCOPE EYEGLASSES MAKE THE BLIND SEE

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:26:02 -0000

Yes, these Telescope Glasses actually MAKE the blind see - Whether they want to or not! And none of this sissified "at arm''s length" reading range stuff, either. They'll be doing their reading on billboards a half mile away! 40% of persons incapacitated by blindness will return to normal work, but if you're one of the 60% who won't be, you can use your new-found ocular power to keep a watchful, telescope eye out for that prosperity they say is a-comin' soon!

Re: He-man-size patio chess

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:33:57 -0000

"Why, us spinach-eating He-men what throws the pieces at each another, Olive!"

Re: He-man-size patio chess

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:36:18 -0000

Or maybe Irish He-men, like Paddy O'Chesspiece?

Re: HOW TO CONSTRUCT A FUN - PROVOKING Cigarette Dispenser

Sorcerer Mickey — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:53:40 -0000

Not a "Fun Cigarette Dispenser", mind you, but a "Fun-INDUCING Cigarette Dispenser.

Merriment will ensue directly. Please stand by.

Re: REPORTERS RAINCOAT HAS WRITING WINDOW

Sorcerer Mickey — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:24:54 -0000

Speaking of puppet shows for the other reporters, does it have a matching pair of pants?

Re: Madman’s Dream Car

Sorcerer Mickey — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:28:49 -0000

The Hitlermobile! (Advertising makes it happen!)

Re: DENTAL PATIENT CAN GIVE HERSELF GAS

Sorcerer Mickey — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:04:51 -0000

Tired of old-fashioned, troublesome balloons? Self-administer directly from either the stylish ISI Whipped Cream Maker, or one of the colorful ISI Soda Siphons! No more broken balloons! No more frozen hands! No more lost gas!
(And you can make delicious flavored whipped cream or refreshing seltzer water. Yum!)

Re: BACKACHES CAUSED BY MOTHERHOOD

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:20:22 -0000

"Gee, Mister Taggart, you manipulate people prettier than a $2 massage!"

Re: Boys Can Have a Carnival of Fun with This Simply Built High Striker

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:24:14 -0000

"Hey, Kids, not only can you BUILD your own High Striker, I'll show you how to gaff it like a real carny grifter! Impress your friends - dupe the rubes!"

Re: Fifteen New Ideas for the Housewife

Sorcerer Mickey — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:25:44 -0000

New Idea #16: DON'T GO IN BLUEBEARD'S SECRET ROOM!

Re: 14 Smoking Accessories that Nobody Should Own

Sorcerer Mickey — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:09:32 -0000

Actually re that last one, Picard would actually "go all Detective", not "gangster".

Re: Pulsating Wing to Drive Propless Plane

Sorcerer Mickey — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:44:57 -0000

I think "The Flying Nun" said it best:
-- "Lift plus thrust must overcome weight plus drag."

But on TEN HORSEPOWER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re: Pulsating Wing to Drive Propless Plane

Sorcerer Mickey — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:17:12 -0000

>Myles
From the look of the aircraft I am guessing that the *designer* does not get it too.

Re: Pulsating Wing to Drive Propless Plane

Sorcerer Mickey — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:53:30 -0000

Possible aerodynamic principles and elements include those found in:
a) Diet Smith's "Space Coupe" (the Chester Gould labeling arrows imply this option)
b) Upsidaisium (see Wikipedia entry)
c) Flubber
d) Pixie Dust
d.1) Clapping of hands by children in audience at air show
e) Hidden motor which secretly raises the total horsepower to the required 15 Hp.

Re: My man likes something unexpected now and then (Jan, 1970)

Sorcerer Mickey — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:20:12 -0000

"Rice. It's what's for dinner... in STEPFORD!"