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"Rice. It's what's for dinner... in STEPFORD!"

Possible aerodynamic principles and elements include those found in:
a) Diet Smith's "Space Coupe" (the Chester Gould labeling arrows imply this option)
b) Upsidaisium (see Wikipedia entry)
c) Flubber
d) Pixie Dust
d.1) Clapping of hands by children in audience at air show
e) Hidden motor which secretly raises the total horsepower to the required 15 Hp.

>Myles
From the look of the aircraft I am guessing that the *designer* does not get it too.

I think "The Flying Nun" said it best:
-- "Lift plus thrust must overcome weight plus drag."

But on TEN HORSEPOWER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Actually re that last one, Picard would actually "go all Detective", not "gangster".

New Idea #16: DON'T GO IN BLUEBEARD'S SECRET ROOM!

"Hey, Kids, not only can you BUILD your own High Striker, I'll show you how to gaff it like a real carny grifter! Impress your friends - dupe the rubes!"

"Gee, Mister Taggart, you manipulate people prettier than a $2 massage!"

Tired of old-fashioned, troublesome balloons? Self-administer directly from either the stylish ISI Whipped Cream Maker, or one of the colorful ISI Soda Siphons! No more broken balloons! No more frozen hands! No more lost gas!
(And you can make delicious flavored whipped cream or refreshing seltzer water. Yum!)

The Hitlermobile! (Advertising makes it happen!)

Speaking of puppet shows for the other reporters, does it have a matching pair of pants?

Not a "Fun Cigarette Dispenser", mind you, but a "Fun-INDUCING Cigarette Dispenser.

Merriment will ensue directly. Please stand by.

Or maybe Irish He-men, like Paddy O'Chesspiece?

"Why, us spinach-eating He-men what throws the pieces at each another, Olive!"

Yes, these Telescope Glasses actually MAKE the blind see - Whether they want to or not! And none of this sissified "at arm''s length" reading range stuff, either. They'll be doing their reading on billboards a half mile away! 40% of persons incapacitated by blindness will return to normal work, but if you're one of the 60% who won't be, you can use your new-found ocular power to keep a watchful, telescope eye out for that prosperity they say is a-comin' soon!

Tattoos are the answer! A traditional ornamentation of seafaring tars.

How can you have "bow legs and knock knees" at the same time?

Disney is growing Mickey Mouse-shaped pumpkins in Orlando now.
http://www.inhabitat.com/2007/07/26/mickey-mous...

"Gas set to HIGH! Drill set to OFF!"

And when Baby's looking a bit pale, there the Acme Carbon MOnoxide Tent to add a little color to his cheeks!

But Mr. Topkis, what if I'm NOT a member of the Athletic Union? Do you have any superior quality Topkis Scab suits?

What won't the criminal element of Metropolis think of next!

I want one - painted like a Federation Shuttlecraft!

"Head and nose turned on lathe"? I don't know - that's a lot more trouble than I want to go to to provide my guests with "even more of a kick out of the refreshments [I] serve them." Seems like I could just pour them doubles and save a lot of woodworking time, no?

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