I am well versed in the rhetoric of sarcastic egotism and your work is laudable. However, the writing transcends your intended sarcasm and portrays you as the arrogant asshole that you have become. You started off strong, trying to be genuinely appreciative of your assistances and your audience, including myself, but, as is your habit, your insecurity crept in and hijacked your intentions. You just had to tell the world how wonderful and talented you are. Who are you trying to convince? It seems that the dethawing process has ruined your inner monologue.