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Re: Children are food. Eating babies is good.

clutch — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:21:49 -0000

I've always wondered what type of juggernaut you are.

Re: Bath-time!

clutch — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:04:18 -0000

What you need are two lidded 5 gallon buckets; one with soapy and one with clean water. I bet you could guess the rest...

Re: Bath-time!

clutch — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:07:27 -0000

Quickly, very quickly. And with gloves. Maybe leather.

Re: Death to Windows

clutch — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:06:47 -0000

DEATH TO MOTHERFUCKING WINDOWS!!!!!!!

Re: Fearless: Jet Li’s final film

clutch — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 16:05:37 -0000

Awwww, just about brought a tear...

Re: GoW2: Bloody, Greeky and Awesome

clutch — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:04:36 -0000

GLORIOUS, BLOODY DEATH!

Re: Happiness is a mouthfull of pork fat

clutch — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:34:32 -0000

Vegetarians as sissies. They should be eaten, mostly because anything fed mainly on grain will taste delicious. That they grow old and die is a waste of choice meat. Their children might taste even better. Stuff a de-boned vegetarian with it's de-boned child and bake at 350 for 6 hours. Mouth watering.

Re: Mentally damaging children to protect them

clutch — Thu, 17 May 2007 19:25:51 -0000

That's seriously fucked. Why didn't I get to do that in elementary school?

Re: Bashing Brooklyn breeders like a true barbarian

clutch — Wed, 30 May 2007 15:23:40 -0000

You realize, of course, that your shit will successfully offend not only annoying stroller parents, but anyone ever having reproduced. What a stroke of luck! Multigenerationally offensive.

Re: Bashing Brooklyn breeders like a true barbarian

clutch — Wed, 30 May 2007 15:24:08 -0000

Did I say shit? Oopsy, I meant shirt.

Re: Aliens, Roswell & Deathbed Confessions

clutch — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 11:21:36 -0000

"I just read this article about the deathbed affidavit by Walter Haut, who was the army public relations liaison at the Roswell Air Force base in 1947 when the so-called â€œRoswell Incidentâ€œ. "

...when the so-called "Roswell Incident"..." When it what? It needs a verb. Like...when the so-called "Roswell incident exploded, or occurred, or turned into diahreah.

Re: The Simpsons

clutch — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:51:12 -0000

Your hair is darker than that. Fuck Willie.

Re: Every Day Should Be Mr. T Day

clutch — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:20:49 -0000

Dave, do you treat your mother right? Mr.T did last night! These movies suck. I just ran them all simultaneously, and thats kind of funny. But some of them don't work. Fix that shit bitch. Mr. T is a ball licker!

Re: Mondays With Rudy

clutch — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:43:22 -0000

Awesome. What a first class cock sucker.

Re: Subway Idiots Make The Best Rail Grease

clutch — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:20:40 -0000

No camera! Tragedy. Well, at least he didn't get mashed. Now THAT would be a sad picture to miss.

Re: Gimme Some Of That Maggot Cheese!

clutch — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:43:57 -0000

With a smear of mayo, I bet it'd be great!

Re: The Brazen Bull

clutch — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:04:46 -0000

Those darn christians. They're just sensitive because of all the people they burned, flayed and ate on their way to the top. Tsk tsk. They shouldn't feign prudence now...

Re: Dan Quayle Sucks…Literally?

clutch — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:27:28 -0000

It's totally true. He spoke at my college graduation and totally blew me at a keg party afterwards.

Re: I Want To Make Morrissey Cry For Real

clutch — Tue, 27 May 2008 09:23:06 -0000

God, you bunch of sissy, low-life, turd suckers. Please, if you stab yourself in the scrotum, post it on youtube? Thatd be funny. But if you want to bleed to death, you'd be better off aiming a little higher. The scrotum itself doesnt have that much vascular innervation. Maybe if you cut it off all together, that would work. Post that on youtube too if you dont mind. Or have a Morrissey-loving, whine ass friend do it, if by chance you are successful for the first time in your life and actually bleed to death. Morrissey is a good-for-nothing, dirty feltching piece of shit. Death to Morrissey! Death to his followers! Long live Zappa!!!

Re: I Want To Make Morrissey Cry For Real

clutch — Wed, 28 May 2008 13:41:04 -0000

Ha ha, it's like retards at the park, so funny you have to know God loves us.

Re: Beat Some Kids!

clutch — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:35:19 -0000

Now that's some quality parenting. You can bet those kids will kick some serious ass when they're in high school.

Re: Wedsnesdays Are For Vikings!

clutch — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:54:27 -0000

Fucking awesome. Is their show as good live? I can't wait. But what should I wear....

Re: My Kind Of Clown

clutch — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:27:55 -0000

I think that's my dad! I wondered where he got to.