DISQUS

I think that's my dad! I wondered where he got to.

Fucking awesome. Is their show as good live? I can't wait. But what should I wear....

Now that's some quality parenting. You can bet those kids will kick some serious ass when they're in high school.

Ha ha, it's like retards at the park, so funny you have to know God loves us.

God, you bunch of sissy, low-life, turd suckers. Please, if you stab yourself in the scrotum, post it on youtube? Thatd be funny. But if you want to bleed to death, you'd be better off aiming a little higher. The scrotum itself doesnt have that much vascular innervation. Maybe if you cut it off all together, that would work. Post that on youtube too if you dont mind. Or have a Morrissey-loving, whine ass friend do it, if by chance you are successful for the first time in your life and actually bleed to death. Morrissey is a good-for-nothing, dirty feltching piece of shit. Death to Morrissey! Death to his followers! Long live Zappa!!!

It's totally true. He spoke at my college graduation and totally blew me at a keg party afterwards.

Those darn christians. They're just sensitive because of all the people they burned, flayed and ate on their way to the top. Tsk tsk. They shouldn't feign prudence now...

With a smear of mayo, I bet it'd be great!

No camera! Tragedy. Well, at least he didn't get mashed. Now THAT would be a sad picture to miss.

Awesome. What a first class cock sucker.

Dave, do you treat your mother right? Mr.T did last night! These movies suck. I just ran them all simultaneously, and thats kind of funny. But some of them don't work. Fix that shit bitch. Mr. T is a ball licker!

Your hair is darker than that. Fuck Willie.

"I just read this article about the deathbed affidavit by Walter Haut, who was the army public relations liaison at the Roswell Air Force base in 1947 when the so-called “Roswell Incident“. "

...when the so-called "Roswell Incident"..." When it what? It needs a verb. Like...when the so-called "Roswell incident exploded, or occurred, or turned into diahreah.

Did I say shit? Oopsy, I meant shirt.

You realize, of course, that your shit will successfully offend not only annoying stroller parents, but anyone ever having reproduced. What a stroke of luck! Multigenerationally offensive.

That's seriously fucked. Why didn't I get to do that in elementary school?

Vegetarians as sissies. They should be eaten, mostly because anything fed mainly on grain will taste delicious. That they grow old and die is a waste of choice meat. Their children might taste even better. Stuff a de-boned vegetarian with it's de-boned child and bake at 350 for 6 hours. Mouth watering.

GLORIOUS, BLOODY DEATH!

Awwww, just about brought a tear...

DEATH TO MOTHERFUCKING WINDOWS!!!!!!!

Quickly, very quickly. And with gloves. Maybe leather.

What you need are two lidded 5 gallon buckets; one with soapy and one with clean water. I bet you could guess the rest...

I've always wondered what type of juggernaut you are.