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11 months ago

in The Debate That Wasn’t - Smells like Bullshyt on Jack and Jill Politics
Well if ya can't beat him, just plant the seeds of assassination. Hillary did!

11 months ago

in Update: Michelle Obama As Racial Rorshach Test on Jack and Jill Politics
LOL. Seriously, though, I don't think many white people think about black people at all because blacks aren't a factor in their daily lives past the people at work and the cashier at Micky D's or DMV. So it never occurs to them black people have their own lives and churches and community, and when they learn about it, it must be AUTOMATICALLY WRONG AND RACIST.

That New Yorker cover is actually what many white people believe will happen. I truly believe many people think if the Obamas get up in the White House, Snoop, Lil Wayne and 50 Cents will be hanging out playing dominoes on the portico, Marine One will be up on blocks, the Oval Office will be redecorated in red, black and green, the Secret Service will be replaced with Public Enemy's SW1s and when Barack gives the State of the Union instead of that warning music they always play on NBC, it will be replaced with a hip hop beat. Behind him, instead of Olan Mills type family portraits, there will be photos of the Obamas with airbrushed dollar bills and champagne glasses in the background.

Michelle will walk around the White House with pink and green Goody rollers in her hair while Sasha and Malia play doubledutch in the hallway. The wooden forks and spoons from the 70s will be hung up on the wall, plastic covering all the furniture, which is all black lacquer by the way. The Rose Garden grass will be left uncut.

At the state dinners, instead of filet mignon with fresh asparagus, Michelle will serve chitlings, fried chicken, collard greens and watermelon, and guests will wash it down with a fresh cup of red Kool Aid. Afterwards instead of doing the waltz, they will all do the Electric Slide.

I do believe this is what people really think will happen if Obama is elected President. And if they do go to the White House, watch for people to start referring to the White House as "public housing."
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CraigHickman O'magod.

I can't stop. My side hurts. I'm tearing up.

Public housing?????

No. You. Didn't.

And all the rest of it is just too much.

Thanks for making my night.
rikyrah Town,

this was so funny, and you're so on point. There's nothing to add.
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11 months ago

in Update: Michelle Obama As Racial Rorshach Test on Jack and Jill Politics
America doesn't like uppity black women. Michelle Obama isn't snapping her fingers or saying "You Go Gurl!" or "Chile" or cackling. She's not skinning or grinning. She's not shucking or jiving or doing the ManTan Minstrel Show dance. America likes their black women to be smiling Mammies or booty shaking sirens.

Michelle is neither so Michelle gots to go. I really think that certain people feel that if you as a black woman don't think they're the cats' meow, you must hate white people. You gots to go.

You not skinning or grinning? You gots to go.

I think many black women understand what Michelle is going thru because she's going thru the same bullshit we've had to go through on our jobs and daily lives, just amplified.

But don't get it twisted. If Barack had married "Beyonce," Beyonce Obama wouldn't be any more acceptable to certain people than Michelle. Instead of the ungrateful angry black racist bitch meme they're using, they'd just use the dumb, frivolous, sassy bimbo arm candy meme. America would rather have a drugged up homewrecking embezzling thief as First Lady than a well spoken, educated, black lady any day.
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CraigHickman I feel like I'm a tunnel of truth. There is no light at the end it, though.

Just truth.

11 months ago

in Obama’s Speech To The NAACP on Jack and Jill Politics
Oh yeah, you might want to tell the white community to take responsibility for their failing schools, too. Your spelling skills are lacking.
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Jay ^^^ OMG!!!! I hate you Town (not really, LMAO). But'em yea, Olga lost me at her 2nd paragraph, but especially when she said..."I shouldnt be treated like a second class citizen.."

Do you even know what it means to be considered a second-class citizen? It grinds my gears a little when folks use words completely out of context. Have you heard of Jim Crow? Black codes? Poll taxes? Or the apartheid in S. Africa?

You’re beginning to sound just like the lady in the YouTube clip, woe is me, I live in Manhattan and I’m white woman, I’m entitled, you should be shinning my shoes, not running my country. GTFOH!

11 months ago

in Obama’s Speech To The NAACP on Jack and Jill Politics
How is Obama disrespecting whites? Seems to me he's bending over backwards to soothe and placate whites and it's still not enough.

Did you have these same racial requirements of the 43 white presidents? Did you have these same "errybody same" requirements of John McCain? John Kerry? John Edwards? Chris Dodd? Bob Dole? George W. Bush? Bill Clinton?

Of course you didn't. But you weren't going to vote for Obama anyway. Sit down. I see you.

12 months ago

in Monday Open Thread - Hello, Everyone! on Jack and Jill Politics
They need to sit down and fan themselves. They watched while Billary threw this brotha on the ground, stomped him, kicked him, shanked him, ran over him with their car, put out their cigarettes in his eye...they sat back with their black gums cackling and grinning on cable TV, cheering Hillary on, shrugging their shoulders and buck dancing for the Clintons...and now that the voters are about to Bizzounce their asses out of office....NOW they want Obama to swoop in and save the day?

After Hillary asks the 18 million hard working white Americans for a dollar apiece to retire her debt, then she can ask the hard working white Americans to save the CBC's collective asses...
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rikyrah town,

this is hilarious and on point.
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GreenLadyHere Town: So co-signing and laughing!! Your post is funny! Thanx for da laff! :>) :>) :>)

12 months ago

in With Friends Like These…… on Jack and Jill Politics
Ya know what? I'm not even going to say "white liberals/Democrats" are the ones showing their asses b/c plenty of black people who are puportedly "friendly" are showing the insides of their anuses, too. The "idea" of Obama is scaring these people out of their minds and letting them know, as Geradline Ferraro said, their time is up. The light is being turned all and we're seeing all the little roaches scurrying every which a way.

12 months ago

in Saturday Open Thread on Jack and Jill Politics
Tim Kaine needs to sit down. I know he was a very early Obama supporter, but I'm not seeing what he brings to the ticket. It won't be Virginia, that's for sure, as his unpopularity is growing daily.
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The Bag of Health and Politics He's nominally pro-life. He's Catholic AND on good terms with the church. Don't underestimate the benefits of those two things in the industrial midwest.

12 months ago

in Dear Senator Obama, watch out for snakes. on Jack and Jill Politics
And no, I'm not going to cry about FISA when we're being spied on 24-7 as it is every minute of every day. But we want to burn Obama to the stake because he voted to let AT&T lean in on the hot phone line and listen in? You mean if I take or deposit $10K +/- out of my own bank account, and it's MY money, I have to be reported to the government? Or if I wrote a weird story in high school, they have to report that to my new college "just in case" I turn out to be the next Seung Hui Cho? Don't get mad at one aspect of spying when the other 99 aspects of your life are being spied on too. The gub'ment is probably all up and thru this website right now trying to figure out who is who, comparing IP addresses and tracking keystrokes. Ugh.
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99 Percent Sure Right on, Town. The gubmint, with ATT's willing assistance, has been tapping into American's lives extensively at least since the 60s. I've been hearing clicks on my phone for years and Dr. King, Malcolm X, Angela Davis, and many other Americans, white and black, have been illegalyl wiretapped by the feds..

Anyway, white folk are getting all riled up with Obama's FISA vote and still don't get that it really isn't FISA but the Patriot Act and the criminal in the WH that have placed the 4th amendment in jeopardy, if it really is in jeopardy.

12 months ago

in Dear Senator Obama, watch out for snakes. on Jack and Jill Politics
I always enjoy watching Michelle Bernard. She can disagree without being disagreeable, and she brings calm and insightful discussion to the table. I like her and her weave is pretty tight. Michelle need to tell that girl Tanya where to get her weave tightened up. lol

I wouldn't trust 90% of the Democratic party. I'd only trust those Dems who were down with Obama before Iowa. The white liberals want Obama to be their dancing monkey. The whole screaming and moaning about FISA isn't about FISA, it's about he didn't dance to their tune, and now they have an attitude of "we made you so we'll break you." I don't see that treatment being given to anyone else.

The Old Guard and Race, Inc. doesn't want Obama to win because an Obama win renders them as about current as a Beta Max, Walkman or Laser Disc.

The "liberal" media doesn't want him to win, they just want a story and ratings. I hold the "liberal media" 99% responsible for whipping up the race stuff, just so they can get some ratings. Everyone was crying over Tim Russert but he was one of the main ones grilling Obama about Farrakhan, a man he doesn't associate with and EVERYONE KNOWS he doesn't associate with him. Only thing they have in common is they both live in Chicago. Why didn't Tim Russert grill Hillary on David Duke? Or John McCain?

I 100% believe the ONLY reason Obama is getting this level of disrespect on all levels from all sides is because he's black. If Obama were white, but was the 2nd coming of Mondale and Dukakis, and was 90% down in the polls, he'd still be getting more respect than he is now.

And I"m getting way tired of all the violent fantasies displayed towards him, which wouldn't (IMO) be on display if he were white. Kiss his ass. Rip his nuts off. Give him Hillary's extra ball. Assassination. Lynch Michelle. None of this would be uttered if the candidate was white. Jesse would not casually lean in on the hot mic and talk about ripping nuts off if Obama was white. Where was all the nut ripping rage when Bill & Hillary were race baiting? And lets not forget all the rage shown towards brown Bill Richardson for his defection towards Obama, but nary a peep towards white Robert Reich.
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rikyrah Town,

You know I agree with you 100 percent.

I don't believe he'd be getting this shit from folks if he was White. I might be wrong, but I don't think I am.
Town And no, I'm not going to cry about FISA when we're being spied on 24-7 as it is every minute of every day. But we want to burn Obama to the stake because he voted to let AT&T lean in on the hot phone line and listen in? You mean if I take or deposit $10K +/- out of my own bank account, and it's MY money, I have to be reported to the government? Or if I wrote a weird story in high school, they have to report that to my new college "just in case" I turn out to be the next Seung Hui Cho? Don't get mad at one aspect of spying when the other 99 aspects of your life are being spied on too. The gub'ment is probably all up and thru this website right now trying to figure out who is who, comparing IP addresses and tracking keystrokes. Ugh.
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12 months ago

in McCain Advisor: Recession, not only ‘mental’, but Americans=whiners on Jack and Jill Politics
IFFFFF

An Obama Advisor had said that this recessional was MENTAL.

And then called Americans ‘ Whiners’…

What do you think would be happening on your tv screens right now?

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HANNITY: Welcome back to Hannity & Colmes where we're joined by our guests Geraldine Ferraro, Dick Morris, Michael Steele and Juan Williams. Juan, look, Barack Obama's advisor said that Americans were whiny and that the recession was all in their heads. Barack Obama himself said that Americans were bitter and clinging to their guns and religion. Now I'm seeing a pattern here of Barack Obama hanging out with unpatriotic radicals, Michelle says America is mean, you have Rev. Wright, Farrakhan and William Ayers who's glad he blew up the Pentagon...even Jesse Jackson is saying that Barack Obama is elitist and looks down on people. These are the types of people he's associating with, sat in the church for 20 years, eats dinner with William Ayers, part of a terrorist organization and this man wants to be our next President? Unbelievable.

Juan: And he has little nuts, too.

1 year ago

in Beware of Clinton Opportunists! on Jack and Jill Politics
Why can't the 18 million hard working white Americans donate a dollar each to her campaign? She'd have that debt retired in no time!
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GreenLadyHere I am so agreeing!!! :>)
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Sepia AMEN!!
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1 year ago

in And Another One on Jack and Jill Politics
Or which fellow Jew would say:

"I want to gas him up."


I'm thinking zero, actually.

1 year ago

in And Another One on Jack and Jill Politics
Hannity said he's going to play the whole tape on his show.
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pjamma Well hopefully other news organizations pick it up because I can not stand Hannity at all. And no matter how bad I think the situation is I am sure Hannity will make it 100% worse.

1 year ago

in And Another One on Jack and Jill Politics
I think that it's ok to criticize Barack Obama.

But it's NOT okay to talk about cutting somebody's nuts off, or talking about somebody in a crude fashion like that.

And I can't help but wonder, would Jesse Jackson have used such crude language to or about a white candidate who's ideology he disagreed with?

The MSM playing this up is another part of the "Barack has no nutz" meme.
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CPL Apparently, NO, Jesse didn't learn from "Hymietown".

It's time for him to make a graceful exit from the stage - he has run out and he doesn't have MLK's coattails to ride on anymore.
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TruthSeeker Well, if he has no nutz, then there's nothing for Jesse to cut off....therefore Jesse's comment is moot. LOL

1 year ago

in Wednesday Open Thread - Hi Everyone! on Jack and Jill Politics
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/7/9/145619/3...

NEWS STATIONS CLAIM OBAMA'S DECISION TO SPEAK AT INVESCO FIELD WILL COST THEM MORE MONEY THAN THEY WANT TO SPEND.

Funny, if Rev. Wright were to speak at Invesco Field to "tell all" about Barack Obama or if the Michelle Whitey tape was actually real and to be premiered at Invesco Field, they'd happily and cheerfully find the money in the budget to cover that. But a non news event like Obama, the first person of color in the history of the US, accepting the presidential nomination of a major political party? That's a "non news story."
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CraigHickman I thought the same thing. They'll cover it. They'll have to.

1 year ago

in The GOP’s New Theme: Those Uppity Obamas on Jack and Jill Politics
Karl Rove using "beautiful date" isn't meant to conjure up an image of a black woman. Remember, people are running around saying Michelle is too masculine looking (huh) or has a lantern jaw or just plain ugly. Rove saying "beautiful date at the country club" is meant to conjure up images of Buffy and Muffy with their blonde hair. In other words, a Cindy McCain type. Black women at the country club would be the servers and the cooks.
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pjamma Except I am a black woman that belongs to a yacht club as do other black women I know and have been to plenty of country club parties. So I don't see how it should be automatically assumed that his date is blonde. Maybe it is your perception that Black women at the country club would be servers and cooks which is ummm sad.

That is not to say I in any way defend what Rove said. He is an idiot.

1 year ago

in Controversy over Black National Anthem and Star Spangled Banner on Jack and Jill Politics
Tim Russert wasted plenty of time asking Obama about Farrakhan when he knew damn well Obama and Farrakhan have nothing in common except they are both black living in Chicago.
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msmartin He sure did.

1 year ago

in Controversy over Black National Anthem and Star Spangled Banner on Jack and Jill Politics
The problem I have with Miss Rene Marie is she claims her song wasn't political or a sign of protest, it was just a pretty song she wanted to sing.

Which is bullshit. Don't do something like that then try to back track.

Personally I think it was a publicity stunt. How many people had heard of Rene Marie before this (I had, but she's not exactly in the mainstream)?
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CraigHickman Say it again.

1 year ago

in Friday Open Thread- Happy 4th of July! on Jack and Jill Politics
I'll show Jesse Helms in death the same amount of respect that he showed to black people in life.














Hmm.

1 year ago

in Friday Open Thread- Happy 4th of July! on Jack and Jill Politics
Jesse Helms died. Hmm.
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CraigHickman Independence day.
rikyrah I have to remember that somebody loved him too, but I'll never believe that he and Mama went to the same place.
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1 year ago

in Thursday Open Thread on Jack and Jill Politics
The can's label will be customized for "urban" and "rural" markets. Metropolitan stores will carry the description of the concoction as a "delicious and bump up struttin' energy drink that will pump up a brotha's ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo' metabolism up skippin' right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin' down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo' pimp pockets to burstin'. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin' straight game all night to the baby-dolls."


Will black people in the hood (or anywhere) actually understand what this means? This is just a more verbose "whitey:" words that white people think that black people say, but actually don't because only white people say them.

1 year ago

in That’s not the Way to Heal on Jack and Jill Politics
You're not the only one. How good was Bill's help to Hillary, after all?

I believe and will continue to believe that it was BILL and his acolytes driving all this race baiting stuff and not Hillary. Understand, Hillary is responsible too, she did and said some foul stuff and sat back while Geriatric Ferraro & Co. had their say.

But, I also think that Hillary would had sat down back in March, April, early May but BILL was pushing her to the finish line. It was BILL's cronies like Carville and Lanny Davis and Paul Begala getting up on CNN saying stuff. I just feel like Hillary was (willingly) used by Bill, Geriatric and that whole crew.

Sure, Hillary is bitter about losing, who wouldn't be? But I don't sense the level of pure bitterness spewing out of her like I do Bill Clinton. Bill's taking it harder than Hillary. BILL has been spewing the race card since early January. Hillary made some missteps but Bill made it worse.

Understand, I hold Hillary ultimately responsible for the race baiting because it was her campaign and her name on the line. She could have stopped it right from jump but she didn't. She's got to live with that. But, I don't sense the racebaiting and dogwhistling being deeply personal with her like it was with Bill. I think she was just doing whatever to get that nomination.

I think Bill was/is deeply offended this black man had the NERVE to come and "steal his show" [/Father Pfleger].

I would put Hillary to work, I would put Chelsea to work. I think they would more than deliver for Obama, just to redeem themselves. Bill? No way, he f*cked it all up for Hillary, he wouldn't be getting near me.

I just can't imagine that if a white male candidate had beaten Hillary for the nomination, that Bill Clinton would be going around saying the nominee needs to "kiss his ass."

1 year ago

in Monday Open Thread on Jack and Jill Politics
lol,aw come on, he could have had ONE black guy working in the factory.
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