A quibble, kind sir, tho an important one. It is the Kingdom of Loafington, not a Republic. Governance is by Royal Edict from the Sovereigns, not by vote from a Senate, Parliament, or other decadant democratic institution. By relieving the Loyal Subjects of Burdensome Lawmaking, His Royal Slackness King Slugbait and Her Chillness Queen SafeT Queen III enable maximum Loafness throughout the Realm.
Interesting comment on Caleb "Shooter" Schaber; how his infamy has spread. I heard some vague stories about Chupacabra, but didn't know specific details. Pity.
All can rest assured that regardless whatever malicious intent some errant Knight or Noble may harbor toward fellow campmates or neighbors, the Loafington virtues of Distraction, Procrastination, and Demotivation ensure that no Harmful Actions will ensue.
