DISQUS

St. Patrick's Day was Saturday.

The brightness and contrast setting procedure work fine as described for CRT monitors, but LCD's (like my laptop) need a different procedure if they don't have external brightness & contrast adjustments.

I had to tweak brightness and contrast manually using the advanced settings of my video card. It would help if there were a static shot somewhere of what the image should look like, rather than just a description.

Note: I'm using a PC, YMMV.

"I thought it was a series of moles."

Genius.

My snob mother-in-law was shocked -- SHOCKED -- that the $$$ live tree she sent us last year from Harry & David was, in fact, a 2-foot high, broken, flocked plastic and wire monstrosity that we threw away before Christmas.

Plus, now we get every crap gift catalog on earth in our mail, even though we never buy anything through mail order. If Harry & David aren't some gay couple I hope that someone is giving it to them up their ass anyway.

Link is 404.

A personal trainer and a team of beauticians, stylists, and photoshop experts. They could make Barbara Bush sexy.

I guarantee her belly looks more like this:

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/dawnmj11...

Only $100 for 5 lights, on special offer now.

They have lot's of really, really neat lights. They're all really, really expensive....

I would come home to a large soap puddle, an empty dispenser, and two bemused cats.