DISQUS

...the "hot as a tea kettle" part has me rollin for some reason....LOL!!!

...There is no dang a lang or twat puddin worth a all day seat at your local Welfare Office...hopin, prayin they at LEAST give you some food stamps to get you by...

...Trust me, that bomb diggy that had ya'll rollin up in work, late, gigglin aint so bomb when you get that LAST direct deposit...

...Hmmm, its definitely a lyrical song, damn near hit my head on the corner of my computer desk fallin asleep from the melody...

...@Haute: gotta search for Robin Thickes version...hope I dont end up with a concussion.

...Hey, My hubby works @ nite, i dont cheat and I dont smoke, so I need SOMETHING to take the edge off sometimes. It sure is better than any AMBIEN i know of....I'll call him, let him hear what I'm doing, I even taped it a few times for him....

Woooow, I remember back in 2000, me and my now current husband got into it BAD!!! verbally btw, and we had just came from shopping, he bought me some things, i did the same...ok, so...we were arguing, gettin grimy....He's the type that talks while he argues, while im yellin and screamin lookin crazy..I got tired of the non-chalance comin from his direction and decided i was gonna get a reaction, by cuttin up them two pairs of Timbs I just purchased....

LOL now, but not then, he seen me comin in the room with that knife, walked across the bed, got behind me, pinned me and snatched it out my hand yellin "Oh, so u gonna cut me now!!!??" All I wanted was them boots...why so extra?

...Im not sure why, but the "i wasted ____ minutes of my life" comments kinda annoy me too...The Title "Just Because", would pin me in to the fact that there is nothing REALLY poignant in the vid, but hey, u can watch it. IF U WANT.....

....Shaving your eyebrows off and drawin them back on to look Eternally Surprised....u must be -Otized by something!!!

....One seater....one knee positioned on each arm of the chair....Boy, get back there and make it happen till the fabric starts to burn my knees. Thats what I call sofa sex!

...With all that being said....I stil feel like I shouldn't get my Negro Hopes up too high. I'll remain quietly positive and hope my vote counts.

She has new music coming out, check here:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction...

...I've had my salad tossed, no syrup or jelly involved, and frankly I wasn't a fan. After it was done I just felt like I had a wet, saliva'ed up crack and frankly he/they (more than one has tried) could have spent that time up top lickin what matters *wink wink*.

Keep your salad, I prefer mines with Tuscan House Italian versus Fecal Flowings.

...I remember being in line in Target, just copping some TGIF wings cause I didnt feeli like cookin, and this female was in the next line breaking up with her boyfriend who from what i gathered was somebody's HUSBAND....

She must have been on the phone with them both cause she went from "Tell Her How U Was Suckin All In My Ass...", to " Yes All That New Shit He Doin To U I Taught Him..."

She Ended the convo with "...Thats Rite Cause Im Gonna Always Be Fly n Classy off of your Child Suppport So Flucc U And Your Wack Ass Wife...."

I Love Target...

Sex, 9ussy, honey hole...I think we need to stop giving so much value and signifigance to whats in them Vicky Secrets. EVERY WOMAN thinks/ knows she has the illest na-na, the untouchable good-good or waeva, but I can garantee that somewhere, there sits a chick with phenomenal pelvic control, no gag reflex, and NO man.

Yeah he may get sprung, and want to be up in and under yo ass...but...If a man tryna make some long termness happen, That Sex Game cannot be traded in for goods (unless you ho'ing of course), it can't hold down the business end of the deal. I aint never seen a 9ussy write a check. And the probability of actually meetin someone that u can flucc the first nite, have them move in and not end up on a Lifetime Channel Movie/ Oxygen Network's Snapped/ America's Most Wanted is RARE!

What's better than 9ussy?....NEW 9ussy!

...Isn't she like 55? she waits till her Wolf Puss years to now want to have a tribe. well hey ,she isn't bothering me, Congrats! Hope its a boy.