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9 months ago

in “HERE’S THE CITY OF LONG BEACH, SPONSORED BY COCA-COLA” | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
What is wrong with the people we elect to run our city?
And what is wrong with us that we ever allow any of them to run unopposed?

9 months ago

in PODCAST: TEAR IN MY BEER | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Excellent song selections, Chris!
However, at the risk of sounding ungrateful, I wish these were separate mp3s.

10 months ago

in MIKE WALLACE: OVERRATED | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
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10 months ago

in VECTOR CONTROL on The District Weekly
It really should be a word.

11 months ago

in WHEN IS ANONYMITY ON A WEBSITE OK? | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
The difference that I see is that some people are paid to do this (Dave) and risk less than those who might have a reason to hide behind an alias.
Maybe Mr. SoLongDeLong works in the DeLong offices. Maybe he’s a double secret agent gathering information that he wouldn’t be privy to were he to find himself suddenly unemployed! More likely he's wasting company time writing song parodies, but hey, that's important too!
As for me, Selfish Causes, I’m not hiding. I’m just trying to sell a few t-shirts. Hey, we got greeting cards here!
www.selfishcauses.com

11 months ago

in “FAUX REAL”: WHAT’S UP WITH OCEAN CENTER? | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
To Sir, With love:
Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight)

11 months ago

in “FAUX REAL”: WHAT’S UP WITH OCEAN CENTER? | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Hey Wielinga.
Is this unsigned email worse than or equal to blogging under a phony name? Does it matter that the writer is most likely a tenant of the Ocean Center Building and is worried about reprisal? Is the writer a wussie, Dave?

11 months ago

in GET LOST, SoLongDeLong.COM | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
i'm wondering if you consider batman to be a wuss--not calling you batman.
i was lightheartedly calling you JJJ ("Why's does Spiderman wear a mask if he's not a criminal? What's he got to hide?")
my jokes seem to fail spectacularly around here.
i don't think i'm very funny.

11 months ago

in IDIOT BOX: CSI LONG BEACH | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
God I love him and I used to hate him so much!
I used to replay the scene in King of New York just to watch Caruso die over and over.

11 months ago

in IDIOT BOX: CSI LONG BEACH | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
The beginning of that show is always the best. Watch as Caruso puts his glasses back on before he delivers his one liner punctuated by the opening notes from The Who's 'Who Are You?', "Drive-by...Miami Style. YEEEAAAHH!"

Best video I've ever seen is here, CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

11 months ago

in GET LOST, SoLongDeLong.COM | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Are you calling Spider-Man a wussie? Batman?
You’re beginning to sound a little paranoid ala J. Jonah Jameson, Dave.

11 months ago

in POWER TO THE PEOPLE | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Dear Mr. Over-Reaction.
I like old people. I like you. I just couldn't pass up an opportunity at a lame mash-up joke. Sorry you didn't like it. I'll get off your lawn now.

12 months ago

in POWER TO THE PEOPLE | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Gravel likes his songs like his food...mashed.

1 year ago

in FUMBLEROOSKI on The District Weekly
Hey, Detroit has football and casinos and they're doing swell!

1 year ago

in FUMBLEROOSKI on The District Weekly
The Detroit Lions play in the city of Detroit, Dave. Just across the street from the Tigers.

1 year ago

in WHAT’S YOUR NAME AGAIN? | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
I've had the same experience in many a bar.

1 year ago

in THE BAND | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
i think he likes you.

1 year ago

in PRO PER, BABY! | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Still looking for ACORN's comments to/reactions about-this story.
What is it that Star does for a living? She still have the salon?

1 year ago

in WHEN IT’S OVER … | The District Weekly on The District Weekly
Fascinating story! And not only because you’ve managed to turn Nancy Downs into a victim! I tune into the District website on a daily basis looking for more of the Star Harris saga like it’s a favorite soap opera.
What I hope to see in upcoming episodes:
What does ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) think of favorite daughter Star Harris now that the District has dug up all the dirt? Do they have any comment? Are they still backing her?
And, when are you going to tell us what’s on the 7-11 surveillance tape? It would be a great twist if after all the false claims and lawsuits leveled by Star Harris—she turns out to be a victim in this case. Too far fetched? Why? It happened to Nancy Downs.
Keep it up, kids! Loving it so far!
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