DISQUS

you were the victim in this whole fiasco!! how about a little sympathy from the wife!!! at least she could have rubbed your sore butt and foot and served you the cookies and milk in bed!!!

In the 70's NFL players especially kickers (on a cold day) would always place there hands inside the pants no matter where they were on the field. The kickers would do it just before a kickoff while the camera was on them. I guess gloves were not an option, but male genitals are?

Great job Nate. Your back in the hunt for an analyst job at ESPN on NFL Live

Ouch on the picks this week. I hope your weren't in Vegas.

I am sorry but there is a difference in butt crack viewing. A plumber is one thing but Jennifer Lopez in a bikini is another.

Don't even bother picking the Redskins to win again this year. They couldn't beat the University of Cincinnati let alone the Bengals.

You have to put the Jacksonville Jaguars in the coolest helmet category. What is up with the Browns named after a color that's not on their helmet. Duh!!! What is so tough about a Dolphin logo as well. Cardinals, Dolphins, Browns, Saintsand Colts are just not tough enough names to be in the NFL.

When it starts getting in the food, floor mats of the car, and my personal favorite, the wall of the shower, it's over!!! Finished!!! Done Deal !!! It's time for the Sinead O'Conner look. Honestly Terry, the ceiling fan, belly button and underwear

As a charter member of BOA (Bedwetters of America) Your idea of making the bed every morning is impossible and unrealistic.

3 things about tying my shoes. 1) I am lazy. 2) I wont' look stupid even in velcro high tops and 3) "I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?" ( Red - Shawshank Redemption.)

Now that you have addressed step one of the soap bar needs to be clean process; what about touching the hand dryer and then the door handle on the way out. OCDer's unite!!!

Not only spoken by a true Bengals fan, but by most Cub fans as well. You know that you are a die hard fan when the phrase you use the most for your sports teams is" just wait 'til next year".

Unfortunately we have reduced our politics to a speech, slogan, smile and look on camera. McCain could have picked a more experienced woman if he was trying to upside the Dems. and Hillary, but he picked someone who has very little political experience especially in Washington. McCain must have really believed that he could not win with out sometype of wild card pick for VP.
He knew that he had to pull in the conservative right and also someone who made him look good on camera. I think Palin makes a great local and state leader and probably Barack as well. but the stakes and stage are far different in the White House than the Govenors mansion or in Congress for a short term. Barack/Biden or McCain/ Palin who has the better eye candy.

Please do not pick the Redskins, Dolphins, Bengals or Lions anymore this season especially the Redskins. They couldn't beat the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in a powder puff game.

I can only watch THE GAMES if I am on the 19 inch B & W in the kitchen. I am beginning to hate Jon and Kate plus 8 and Little People/Big World reruns on TLC. Go Redskins and Colts !!!!

What if your pants and underwear fall to your ankles while you are at the urinal. Should you a)immediately hit the floor for cover, b) ask someone esle for assistance beside you c) scurry over and wash your hands first then pick everything up?

Terry,
Don't be given me that mess. I am sure there is some time for a little escaped prisoner and the warden's wife. You ain't foolin' nobody!!!!

I watched the Bengals last night on MNF. As ususal Marvin Lewis is still a couple of players away from winning it all. He will say this at the end of the season (Mark my words). Bengals will be lucky to go 8-8 this season. Sorry Nate

5 things that make me feel better are:
1. Waking up to God's unconditional love every day
2. Time spent with my wife and family
3. Playing for hours on my keyboard and worshipping
4. A phone call from Terry Barga telling me he misses me
5. Eating and enjoying authentic Italian food

I hate stepping in dog poop in my yard especially first thing in the morning. We need more dog parks with doggie toilets.

Combat Chuck

Terry,
Are you the new Russian wrestler in the WWE?
I love this site.

Chuck