Well, it's quite easy to find real estate for 60 cents on the dollar. Just find someone who is desperate, and take advantage of them. Remember, their pain is your opportunity. It's not stealing, why, you're actually helping people by taking their homes off their hands! Thanks for the tip; from now on I won't think of people being forced to sell their homes because they're facing foreclosure as people, I will think of them as "widgets". And that's how I can make my millions, just like Wal-Mart, or Enron.
What's interesting is, in addition to endorsing the most liberal Republican, they also endorsed the most conservative Democrat. Weird centrist agenda. It's like they want the race that the country will despise, where there's no distinction between the two candidates.