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6 months ago

in Jeff Jarvis Says Second Life is the most Overhyped, Alleged Phenom of the Century on Phasing Grace
Back in 2005/2006, I formulated a set of Jarvis Mantras based on the torrent of commandments issued by Jeff Jarvis on buzzmachine.com up until then:

-Local trumps national
-Frequent updates
-Passion
-Voice
-Cite and credit
-Some form of experience or expertise
-News is a two-way conversation

I don't think his failed attempt to install and use it for a brief amount of time counts as experience or expertise from a resident standpoint.

(It does count as experience from a "failed first hour" experience, but I don't think that's his point in that post.)

Right now, there's over tens of thousands of people who have figured it out enough to get online or get a bot account online.

You'd think of the people Jarvis knows, someone could get him going enough so he's on better footing than, say, a hit-and-run British tabloid journalist.

-ls/cm

1 year ago

in Milestones and GTD on Miscellaneous Uses for a Blog
Hrm.... I think I started in May 2005, actually. (There's been more than 1 episode some days, btw... hence the rapid run to 1k)

1 year ago

in Unwrap This on Matthew Ebel
And this is why I'm waiting to buy your album through downloads or iTunes instead of wasting plastic on the packaging, burning the CD, and the labor for shipping, etc.

1 year ago

in Small Biz, Webcams and Money - BVB2 on Blogs, Views and Blues
I'll stick to pysoft.com for my normal webcams. Okay, catcams. ;)

2 years ago

in announcement on Chelpixie.com
This is where I say "It's about damned time!"

2 years ago

in many thanks… on Chelpixie.com
I keep a replica of that nest (with eggs) in my ForeFront Media office to remind me that the best ideas come from creative collaboration. A lit candle under a bell jar, no matter how brightly it burns, will eventually snuff out if kept isolated.

I should also keep a bucket of Kentucky Fried Heron on the bookshelf to remind me that some of the WORST ideas come from creative collaboration, too. ;)

2 years ago

in Don’t Take It Personally on Matthew Ebel
*applause*

I have a ritual called "Three Ya, See Ya!" that I do on the third of every month where I go through every contacts or friends or buddies or subscriptions list I have and then wipe out the ones I don't need to don't want, regardless of whether folks will be hurt if they end up tossed.

I also rankle at the use of "Friends" or "Buddies" instead of the neutral "Contacts" term. Skype has that neutral term, and I like it.

I mean, if I'm following X's posts or online status because they are my enemy, I'd hardly want that as a Friend, right?

Sure, Abraham Lincoln said "I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend" but I don't think Honest Abe had SL or AOL IM in mind.

(I also have a "Three Ya, See Ya!" dance, "Three Ya, See Ya!" song, and "Three Ya, See Ya!" candle I light to complete the ritual. Then, when the ritual is over, there is the Sacrificing Of The Can Of Cherry Coke Zero.)

2 years ago

in never ask Crap for building help on Chelpixie.com
(took long enough)

2 years ago

in It’s amazing what you can accomplish when SL is down! on Chelpixie.com
"If you haven’t, get your finest dress on and come join us tomorrow at 7 PM SLT!!!"

Oh great. Now Gomem's going to go through his inventory ALL FREAKING NIGHT.

2 years ago

in #1 explorer and other news… on Chelpixie.com
Is that a part of the same toolset as /drama off ? ;)

2 years ago

in #1 explorer and other news… on Chelpixie.com
You only mentioned two:
-KFH Bucket during Hali Heron concert
-Demo Penis boxes at the dance

There was also:
-Gomem Decosta's House of Plaid
-Every time someone asked for a TP, I'd teleport out somewhere else and TP them to there before control-shift-H back home.
-Switching teleporters in base of tower to dump people in the water
-Setting front door script to shut after half a second.
- Invisible loop-barriers acting like The Club, locking one of the airships in place in case anybody tried to use it.
-Sideways photos in the VIP lounge (That's going to be permanent)
-DST x2 (I guess nobody noticed the fact that I changed all the clocks an hour ahead again for REAL daylight savings time, I guess.)
-Offering rides on mainland in airship, then derezzing it and saying "POP!"

2 years ago

in #1 explorer and other news… on Chelpixie.com
Actually, the wind-up midget has his own blog at secondlife.isfullofcrap.com ;)

I just posted about SoHo's Night Of Crap there.

2 years ago

in 7 song blog tag! on Chelpixie.com
This is not going to be easy for me, but I will try. It may take a day or so.

2 years ago

in another event! on Chelpixie.com
Nest 1.0 is ready. Nest 1.1 can be built pretty fast... uses a torus.

Working on designing Nest 2.0 out of individual bent twig prims.

I'm using a stack of coffee stirrers to model it and will photograph my model when I've made progress.

That's me... trying to get into the brain of a bird. The bird-brain.

2 years ago

in partnering… on Chelpixie.com
I think a lot of people partnering in SL that are already partnered in RL should have a listen to Randy Travis' "On The Other Hand" a few times until things get clear in their heads.

Although, when you ponder SL and country music, George Strait's "The Chair" would be a whole lot shorter:

Well, excuse me, but I think you've got my chair.
Hold on just a sec, I'll give it a click.
Oh, that wasn't my chair after all.


See? Totally ruins it.

2 years ago

in still awake and sitting in Sakharov… on Chelpixie.com
I, for one, have no fear that people will think that I am nutty.

After a long struggle with it, I came to the conclusion that I am nutty, and that people are right in thinking so.

I've also come to the conclusion that their reaction is usually a demonstration of their inability to come to grips with their own nuttiness.

Amazing, how in a world where upside-down pyramids can rotate on their point, people feel the need to put on blinders in order to remain on firm ground and comfortable.

Or, as I like to put it: "Every button on the Wonkavator is right there for the pressing, and y'all want to take THE STAIRS?"

4 years ago

in Poor little kitty on Broadband Politics
Little?
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