Maybe it is just me, but I am a bit of a minimalist. I want my phone to just be a phone. No camera, no internet, no games, just a very compact, exceptionally clear and reliable phone.
Oh my god! My coworker and cubemate used this thing for an hour a day throughout her pregnancy. Not only did I have to listen to the annoying 'rythmic sounds' of junior learning in the womb but apparently it's taboo to tell a pregnant woman that you think she's an idiot so I was extra annoyed and had to just take it.