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3 months ago

in Disqus and Drupal: Rethinking Comments | Rob Loach .Net on Rob Loach .Net
This would be cool if it really works as advertised.

4 months ago

in My browser needs 16 exabytes on Linux Hater's Blog
Better to shove the ones that are in there out for the long term good.

What you say? How are you gentlemen!
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void If you have not worked out the shove out is why nvidia, ndiswrapper and other are being picked on for being in kernel space.

LH loves missing that closed source drivers other than them exist. Ones that are closed source user space even some of them are open source as well. There are a set of firewall extensions that exist as a pack of userspace drivers as well completely open source..

Basically the no kernel driver ABI and ripping into NVIDIA to attempt to get them out of kernel space for good are all part of the process.

Not all things in Linux are short terms plans. Lot of secuirty stuff was planed years ago. Base,Base

5 months ago

in Proof that God exists and has a sense of humor on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Huh? We lost Fake Steve and got Real Dan? Bummer.

5 months ago

in “Danas nemate zakazanih događaja.” on občasna pretenciozna natolcevanja
sem probal bit Slovak v Sloveniji pa ne gre... IP naslovi so totalno overrated v tej spletni predvidevnosti imo
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dare predvidevnost... dobra.

5 months ago

in Krajše nogometne tekme? on občasna pretenciozna natolcevanja
Tale je pa res ultrabosa :))) Naslednji korak bi bil zmanjšanje igrišča, hehe - ampak po tej logiki bi morali nehati tudi z izboljšavami žog ipd.

Jaz bolj ne štekam zakaj ni real time ogledov posnetkov in korekcij spornih odločitev, ampak menda je to v nasprotju z ustaljeno logiko fuzbala... (sux big time imho). Je pa res, da bi se potem težko izgovarjali z "sodniki so nas okradli" in podobnimi floskulami...*

Pa ne vem zakaj nimajo vsi igralci slušalk v ušesih. To bi že zdavnaj lahko modificiral... dret se napadalcu na nasprotnem koncu igrišča kaj naj naredi v preostalem času je ne rahlo retardirano - še kompletna nasprotna ekipa sliši tvojo zvito strategijo.

*komaj čakam, da nekdo naredi skripto za fuzbalerske tiskovke. "Imeli smo šanse pa jih nismo realizirali", "Kdor ne da gola, ga dobi", "Žoga je okrogla", "Bili smo več pri žogi, ampak ni šla v gol", itd...
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castro baje se dela na ufuravanju čipov v žoge pa igralce, kar bo zmanjšal/odpravl napačne odločitve pri golih, avtih in offsajdih - proti tej novosti lobira društvo stranskih sodnikov

reply posnetkov bi preveč ubil igro (več prekinitev, 3/4 brezveze)

lol pol bi pa kdo signal zjebu :) to je itak čar fusbala, npr. sliš prašnikarja k napizdeva cimeta naj laufa...

6 months ago

in More reasons to love the British on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
I want to be a commentard here. Yes, I want to be, but I don't want to pick on you specifically.

Big Bone Lick is the historic marker of Mary Ingles. She is probably one of America's first veteranesses/ prisonesses of war. (actually only of a raid because we weren't even a country yet.) I have read her story and even if only half of it was fiction she is still one of the toughest, and bravest unsung heroines of our pioneer days. It's sad to me that our country has some of the strongest, most courageous women in the world and they won't be remembered like they should because they didn't sign the government treaties.

It's Memorial Day. Please forgive my lapse in satire.

It'd probably be easier to make fun of a name like Gnaw bone Indiana not far from French Lick. French Lick, though will amaze anyone with their superb architecture and gnaw bone... there you can laugh...they serve world famous tenderloin sandwiches and it's called such just because the English couldn't understand the French.

6 months ago

in What the fuck is going on with Roger McNamee's hair? on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
If Steve were to pay homage to the people behind the scenes at the wwdc, he, too would grow his hair. Well, not the long hair balding thing...some things are just improbable aesthetically after age 50. Though he could ask Katie for help withgrowing out the facial hair more like a developer at the the keynote instead of shaving like every other business man in America and Britain.

As for Roger, maybe you could borrow a scuncci from the lady in the drugstore that had to run back to aisle 6 while I was waiting in line. Then she told me she had to get that scuncii for her husband when they were on their motorcycle.

6 months ago

in Borg launches sinister plan to bring even more misery to Third World children on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Somewhere 20 years from now, I see into my crystal ball: a poor mother sitting at her laptop typing into some comment field how she remembers eating Storebrand Macaroni and Cheese on Friday evening with her grade school children listening to them explain how they saw through the programming of the buffalo hunters and supply stores while crossing the Oregon Trail on those early Macintoshes. Oh wait, that was 20 years ago. Back to the future.

6 months ago

in How the Valley put Obama over the top on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Also: Bring on the oils, vinegars, salts, and sugars. And grills for roasting.

Note to Obama: radicchio is bitter with cause and effect. You'll need it in case you can't sleep at night or if we get into arguments with coffee producing countries, you can use the roots as substitute coffeee.

6 months ago

in How the Valley put Obama over the top on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
yes, we will get arugula, or maybe even more diversity: mesclun, on our burgers and tacos instead of iceberg.
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Nancy Krabbenhoeft Also: Bring on the oils, vinegars, salts, and sugars. And grills for roasting.

Note to Obama: radicchio is bitter with cause and effect. You'll need it in case you can't sleep at night or if we get into arguments with coffee producing countries, you can use the roots as substitute coffeee.

6 months ago

in How the Valley put Obama over the top on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
So the O in obama wasn't really an O, rather a zero to represent a place value holder in teaching the youth of our nation about digits and the importance of money and what it could buy.

Obama
Oprah
O'Reilly
O RLY

One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just doesn't belong
One of these things is not like the other
Can you tell me before I finish my song.

6 months ago

in Will you filthy hacks please leave me alone? Please? on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
I did not read the words; I only looked at the pictures.

Is that real Steve with a real honest to good authentic smile on his face?

Happiness becomes you, Steve. You might try being grounded more often. :^)

6 months ago

in Hillary drawing new voters into the Democratic party on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
oh and to Fake steve jobs.

You ruined this site with your one sided politics.

i good satirist is usually in pain. Every now and then he or she lets a deep love shine through because of the pain s/he knows in his heart. We all know this from people like Kurt Vonnegut.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=atABhlMLYvU

Fake Steve Jobs, this site stinks anymore because it wasn't about true satire. We never saw the real tears in your eyes like we saw them in Kurt's.

Fake Steve Jobs, you should apologize.
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Monica's Clit stop the whiny kitsch

6 months ago

in Hillary drawing new voters into the Democratic party on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Hillary,

I have to add this.

I don't know why you stay with Bill. I think it is politics. Personally I had to get a divorce when I no longer loved my husband. Personally I would make a lousy president of anything. But if your marriage is any indications of what a president has to put up with in this complex world, I can see how you may even be a good president because you did stay married. You can smile at the table even when you know the English prime minister is an asshole. Just like you have to smile in your marriage. The voters are like the children in a broken marriage having to side with one side or the other.

But look at Chelsea. She is a lovely beautiful girl. And very intelligent. She must have been through lots between politics and family life. They used to make fun of her all the time. It was so mean. Chelsea has style and grace to all these mean spirited people who said she was ugly. I know you may be on the end in the presidential race, but for mother's day, I gotta say, you did yourself good.

6 months ago

in Hillary drawing new voters into the Democratic party on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Hillary,

you must be stupid and have no friends like me from all the bad things I have read about you. Why are you even living? I ask these questions. You are a woman. Don't you know woman are only good for fucking. I know this because someone told me I have a beautiful body. i cannot get a job, but i can give a good fuck. so i must be worth that.
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Nancy Krabbenhoeft Hillary,

I have to add this.

I don't know why you stay with Bill. I think it is politics. Personally I had to get a divorce when I no longer loved my husband. Personally I would make a lousy president of anything. But if your marriage is any indications of what a president has to put up with in this complex world, I can see how you may even be a good president because you did stay married. You can smile at the table even when you know the English prime minister is an asshole. Just like you have to smile in your marriage. The voters are like the children in a broken marriage having to side with one side or the other.

But look at Chelsea. She is a lovely beautiful girl. And very intelligent. She must have been through lots between politics and family life. They used to make fun of her all the time. It was so mean. Chelsea has style and grace to all these mean spirited people who said she was ugly. I know you may be on the end in the presidential race, but for mother's day, I gotta say, you did yourself good.
Nancy Krabbenhoeft oh and to Fake steve jobs.

You ruined this site with your one sided politics.

i good satirist is usually in pain. Every now and then he or she lets a deep love shine through because of the pain s/he knows in his heart. We all know this from people like Kurt Vonnegut.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=atABhlMLYvU

Fake Steve Jobs, this site stinks anymore because it wasn't about true satire. We never saw the real tears in your eyes like we saw them in Kurt's.

Fake Steve Jobs, you should apologize.

11 months ago

in I'm very proud of our diversity at Apple on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Steve, tell me when you are sitting around the board room table with all those grads from Princeton, Columbia, Stanford, Vanderbilt, various other big league schools...yea well, do you have to mind your manners? I mean can you burp the alphabet or anything like my little genii do round my kitchen table despite their state school degrees? I tell you I never saw you look more nervous or more uncomfortable when you had to speak in front of Stanford grads. though, the message was wonderful.

I got a good recipe fro ratatouille somewhere, and some old eggplant in the fridge. Mushrooms didn't fill me up.

11 months ago

in FSJ poll shows Scoble beating Clinton in New Hampshire on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
no eating can. i am not an old goat

not being saucy to walt, either

11 months ago

in FSJ poll shows Scoble beating Clinton in New Hampshire on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
alright, grandmother will go eat a can of mushrooms for dinner and stop with the depth of things you only can not reach
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extravagant goofy doit if you can't let and if your stomach like thems - i'm sure you don't eat the can with.

11 months ago

in FSJ poll shows Scoble beating Clinton in New Hampshire on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
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extravagant goofy gooddimension
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11 months ago

in FSJ poll shows Scoble beating Clinton in New Hampshire on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
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be happy

i do not have eight appendages
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extravagant goofy but with this words you hit my bodymedium for laughing!

11 months ago

in FSJ poll shows Scoble beating Clinton in New Hampshire on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
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tweet, tweet,
you silly dog you
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extravagant goofy youoctopus i'm sad, i'm human, not animal.

11 months ago

in FSJ poll shows Scoble beating Clinton in New Hampshire on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
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Goofy,

having hard time
readin' comment because of how blogger and css layers things.

hint type a period at the start of sentence, hit return twice and then this does not interfere with sender info and ID
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extravagant goofy interference, where is the returnbutton?

11 months ago

in FSJ poll shows Scoble beating Clinton in New Hampshire on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
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Goofy,

I've always confused you with Pluto, but then I'm a bit dizzy and not disney.

And well, I stem from a branch of Pluta and they wanted to tell me that isn't even a planet.

Peace, love and a backwards dopi for you loaded with the music you love.
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extravagant goofy plutomass is to small as planet can read in astronomybookand find never defins.

11 months ago

in FSJ poll shows Scoble beating Clinton in New Hampshire on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
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poetry is only an excuse for bad grammar
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extravagant goofy maybee, but she can help to find back to the good old times - pensive about that they have been existent.

america must be a peacemaker again.

11 months ago

in FSJ poll shows Scoble beating Clinton in New Hampshire on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
you will have to translate. I'm not could with chemistry.

Note: those not familiar with bpd it is not a BiPod
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extravagant goofy A Bird Pod can never playing better than the singingsong a nightingale does.
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