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1 year ago
in So Mikey wants to fight on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Well, he's kinda struggling in the arena where y'all normally compete, so he's looking to change the game. I recommend aerial bombardment. Drop a cabin full of Dell towers on him from your Gulfstream.
1 year ago
in Borg news flash: Windows 7 won't be "Vistaster" on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
You know after some time in June Microsoft will count every XP install as a Vista install, right? A few months after that, Microsoft will declare victory, and the MS-beholden press will ballyhoo this "victory" far and wide.
1 year ago
in Leprosy or Vista? That's a tough one. on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
It doesn't say anything about leprosy. It doesn't say that much bad about Vista. It says that developers aren't developing for the Vista-only APIs because they want their stuff to run on the large base of installed XP. It is another potential trouble spot for Vista and appears to show that whatever new features Vista has, they're not compelling for users OR developers.
IMHO the money quote is "Microsoft tends to dump ten new technologies on us, but only 2 or 3 really stick," said ... a guy at... a Microsoft-focused 20-developer firm... citing the Windows DNA Architecture as an example.
IMHO the money quote is "Microsoft tends to dump ten new technologies on us, but only 2 or 3 really stick," said ... a guy at... a Microsoft-focused 20-developer firm... citing the Windows DNA Architecture as an example.
1 year ago
in New poll: Who will replace Monkey Boy? on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Fresh meat. Alan Mullally.
1 year ago
in Larry Kudlow rants about his Windows PC. Monkey Boy, you are a dead man. on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
It's true. Met an electrical engineer on the plane last Friday. Mid-50s. Last guy you'd expect to be interested in a Mac. Very curious about mine... told me had Vista, hates it, and he's getting a Mac.
Microsoft investors should be very afraid. A new future is being realized (Google, Apple, Fake Steve Jobs) and Microsoft will not be controlling it.
Microsoft investors should be very afraid. A new future is being realized (Google, Apple, Fake Steve Jobs) and Microsoft will not be controlling it.
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lastangelman
...and the next CEO will realize that will be very liberating for the company and its engineers.
1 year ago
in Caption contest on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
"We won't fuck you. We'll only stick it in a little bit."
BTW this is an absolutely genuine, internal expression for how Microsoft talks about partners.
BTW this is an absolutely genuine, internal expression for how Microsoft talks about partners.
1 year ago
in Cowardly Journal hacks enlist on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Why are you more comfortable publishing this as FSJ instead of just as yourself, since everyone knows who you are anyway?
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Anonitard II
Why are you more comfortable posting anonymously instead of yourself?
1 year ago
in Jealous Woz bashes iPhone, MacBook Air and Apple TV on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
It has become a bit of a shtick. Rumor is Woz hasn't done any serious engineering since totaling his plane and suffering amnesia for days afterwards, many years ago.
1 year ago
in Mike Ditka wearing weird sunglasses, hanging out with Al Gore on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
That's not Ditka, that's Bono, the new offensive lineman Ditka signed to play for the Bears. Gore's still fat, though. Does he have an obesity distortion field or something?
1 year ago
in Ballmer: I'm completely out of ideas on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
I think they looked at their market share, saw that despite following their playbook they weren't getting traction, and buying Yahoo was the only way to get into a solid second place. They'll fail, however, for all the reasons FSJ said.
1 year ago
in Ballmer: I'm completely out of ideas on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
billg's out of ideas, too, else he wouldn't be leaving.
1 year ago
in Some analyst says we're exposed on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
Well, since there are shitty, cheap PCs, I supposed some people considering switching to a Mac might stay with the PC, during a downturn. While I might defer buying a new machine, if I'm an Apple user, I'm damn sure not going to switch to a PC to save money.
I don't think there's going to be a recession, anyway.
I don't think there's going to be a recession, anyway.
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lastangelman
Why buy a Vistard PC?
1 year ago
in Jaron Lanier takes on the freetards on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
I'm one of the freetards and there's nothing free to compare to Final Cut, Logic, Photoshop et al. That's not to say the Internet isn't built on free software!
Open source is great where stuff is well defined and you can basically mathematically prove the righteousness of your update, but it's like a committee coming up with a logo -- given enough participants, they'll always come up with a blue rectangle.
For truly innovative stuff, the good stuff still comes from, as Brooks said, a "small number of agreeing, resonant minds."
Open source is great where stuff is well defined and you can basically mathematically prove the righteousness of your update, but it's like a committee coming up with a logo -- given enough participants, they'll always come up with a blue rectangle.
For truly innovative stuff, the good stuff still comes from, as Brooks said, a "small number of agreeing, resonant minds."