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Re: Matasano’s Playbook: Available Now!

JR — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:48:48 -0000

Congratulations on shipping!

This blog has some of the best (i.e. clear, insightful, grammatically correct, and concise) writing on security issues; please don't let your product focus slow down the blogging. Best wishes for continued success and keep up the great work.

Re: Sarah Palin | Tina Fey

JR — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:08:30 -0000

I want to see a Tina Fey / Amy Poehler skit where Hillary gets up in Sarah's face for daring to be the first female ANYTHING.

Some sour grapes, maybe a little few digs at Palin's inexperience and ethics, a cheap-shot that she was a beauty queen... Fey would also be great at conveying Palin's supermom attitude, which Poehler could absolutely savage.

Re: WANTED: Cabana Boy

JR — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:46:16 -0000

I meet most of your requirements on this list, and I also have two summers' worth of professional cabana-boy experience. Unfortunately for you, my only credible character reference for points 3, 4, 5, and 6 is my wife, who is almost certainly unwilling to sell or trade me at any price.

But: good news! I bring you insider info from the seamy underbelly of the cabana-boy trade. My former employer closes up shop in September of every year, so if you can wait until fall, you can pounce on a mid-Atlantic beach town and snap up a soon-to-be-unemployed cabana boy at a discount... then jet him down to Points South and make use of him for at least nine months before his talents will fetch market value.