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3 years ago

in The television equivalent of vi@gra spam | Letter Never Sent on Letter Never Sent
Injured? Turn that wreck into a check! I'll fight for your rights! Hehehe I had to specifically promise my father I wouldn't become a PI attorney. I think he is going to hold me to that promise also.


Hutz: All right gentleman. I will take your case. But I will require a thousand dollar retainer.
Bart: A thousand dollars. But your ad says "no money down".
Hutz: Oh, they got this all screwed up. [Writes on the ad to change "Works On Contingency. No Money Down" to "Works On Contingency? No! Money Down!"]
Bart: So you don't work on a contingency basis?
Hutz: No! Money down! Oops, I shouldn't have the Bar Association logo here either. [Hutz then literally eats the ad]

3 years ago

in Ye olde good olde days | Letter Never Sent on Letter Never Sent
Oregon is great. Very cool people, great weather (so far), and the curriculum is challenging. I really enjoy learning this stuff. How's Austin and work? An invitation here from me is always open. If you ever intend to visit Oregon you are more than welcome to stay here in Eugene.

3 years ago

in Ye olde good olde days | Letter Never Sent on Letter Never Sent
Hey thats a good idea. You'd be a little closer to where I'm living now up here in Oregon!
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