DISQUS

no i was being serious...they don't teach that in sex ed

wow...thanks for clearing that up. I feel smart now lol.

Man who can you trust nowadays? Everybody on some reindeer games! I play my position Chris Brown style...take u down *bop bop*

I don't think he's a racist but he didn't have to call the idea of black history stupid. I feel where he's coming from to a certain extent. I think Black History Month is just a celebration of the accomplishments of blacks and how far we have come along. If there wasn't a black history then white people probably wouldn't even know about half of what black people invented. We damn near made everything!

A big part of American History is the white man coming over and taking the land from the Indians, then getting blacks on ships from Africa and making them slaves. Nobody wants to celebrate that.

I would give her a tounge spanking...

Damn, straight beast mode!!!

The prom queen, the prom queeeeeeeeeeen...I love this joint but I wasn't feelin' the performance vocally but hey Wayne ain't an R&B singer

I remember the second chick I ever slept with wasn't so fresh *bows head in shame* Playas fuck up but I still see her on campus til this day and we act like we never seen each other in life lol

Word...you gotta treat them older ones like cars, keep the oil changed. Might have alot of milage but as long as it's still running. Get you a Toyota or Honda type broad they run for a long time.

A chick tasting herself is a turn-on...anything involving putting her fingers or my fingers in her mouth is a turn-on.

All guys try to keep going after they bust but most times they end up quitting cause it goes soft lol. I heard there are dudes that can have multiple orgasms without stopping and I'm trying to get on that level lol. Obviously they have more stamina if they can do that or get it back up quicker than the average male. I think it has to do with how much a person has sex/masturbates.

I guess some Red Bull and Viagra lol...I mean how soon do ladies wants the dude to rise back up. I need a good hour lol plus getting that second one off is gonna take awhile

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth...no homo lol

1) Does it sink or float in the tub?
No erection-sink
Erection-float unless it's made of steel or something

2) Why are some of them two toned?
That's a good question...there should be a study on it cause I have the same problem

3) Why do some circumcisions look good and others don’t? Are there different ways to do them?
I don't know but luckily my doctor did a good job

4) Why do some curve?
I'm guessing that's how the guy beats his meat

5) Is it hard to get hard in the pool because of shrinkage?
I'm sure once a man gets in the pool it is hard because of the temp but once accustomed to the temperature...we shall rise and overcome (no pun on overcome)

6) Do guys ever taste your nut to see if it’s okay?
That's just brokeback to the 10th degree

7) Is it possible for it to get ashy?
Yes, the penis is like skin it can get ashy but I stay Lubriderm-ed up j/k

8) Why is it so hard to get it back up after you nut?
Hell I don't know but it sucks. Girls can go as long as they want. Plus some dudes like to let one off before the smash so they won't bust quick banging you. Don't renig on homie!

9) Why does he shave all the hair off when we ask him to trim the area?
Ya'll don't like it bald down there? lol I guess you don't wanna feel like you molesting a little boy

10) Why do some penises have wrinkles?
I can't answer this one...I still got 30 years until

11) Why are some so disproportion?
Again I can't speak on behalf of this question. I don't got a big head with a little body

Makes me wanna go find a chick and put her up against the wall "Soul Food" style and choke her out!

LOL...good shit

I'm a free agent....the next team I get on I want unlimited pussy coupons as part of the signing bonus!!!

On the conveyor belt at the grocery store after arguing about why your partner ain't call the 1-800 number to check the EBT card balance

She has no ass...she LOST lol

OMG at Ms Doll Face, give her my number!!!

Don't fight it, you know you want it

It's-It's-It's Winky Time baby (That part cracks me up in 3 Strikes every time lol)

LOL...I fall under the wallflower category. I don't want to be there but I don't want to be a party pooper to my friends lol

I quit clubs...clubs are over-rated

I hate that saying, "it ain't tricking if you got it" LOL

I guess I didn't explain myself thoroughly...I mean I've been on dates and paid of course but I never gotten to a level of straight wining and dining a females and buy expensive gifts.

I got to run test of these females to find out their motives. I never and will never be that dude that got taken for his money

I don't trust these fe's...ain't nothing coming out of my pocket but some lint lol

Kanye knows what he's doing. A Ellen audience member will be more than likely buy his album, while a 106 & Park audience member will bootleg it.

Thanks for the co-sign lol but honestly I've never really been asked to go out on a double date but a few times and even then I didn't sleep with them. With my friends if we sleep with an unattractive chick we call that "taking one for the team" even if they don't know that person.

Damn, that must mean I'm ugly. I been taking one for the team my whole life, smh