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6 months ago
in We’re Giving Away Coosh Headphones, Bundled With… An iPod Touch! (And A Tiny Review) on OhGizmo!
Even though the earbuds aren't built in to power ear warming ear muffs, I'd still like me some of this action!!
11 months ago
in Tarantino Casts Britney Spears in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Remake?! on /Film
And the film is destined for direct to MST3K release...
1 year ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » Sanyo PLC-XL51 Utra Short Throw Projector - Now With Networking! on OhGizmo!
"Um excuse me! Your chart lacks any explanation of what the X and Y axis are. I don't know what you expect me to do with this data."
"Also your tablet is blank. So who is really presenting this data? Is it aliens? Are these charts coming from space?"
"Those aren't your real glasses are they?"
"You should take some presentation tips from Steve Jobs! That background is so busy it makes my eyes burn."
"I can give you some tips on posture after the briefing if you're interested!"
"May I be excused? I have to go to the bathroom."
"Who are you talking to? We're down here in front of you. There's no one over there where you're looking. Are you briefing the clock or us?"
The lighting on my hand doesn't match anyone else's. I'm pretty sure I'm Photoshopped in here. You can't even see me can you. Hello? Hello! Aw forgeddit, I'm outta here."
"Also your tablet is blank. So who is really presenting this data? Is it aliens? Are these charts coming from space?"
"Those aren't your real glasses are they?"
"You should take some presentation tips from Steve Jobs! That background is so busy it makes my eyes burn."
"I can give you some tips on posture after the briefing if you're interested!"
"May I be excused? I have to go to the bathroom."
"Who are you talking to? We're down here in front of you. There's no one over there where you're looking. Are you briefing the clock or us?"
The lighting on my hand doesn't match anyone else's. I'm pretty sure I'm Photoshopped in here. You can't even see me can you. Hello? Hello! Aw forgeddit, I'm outta here."
1 year ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » Spoon Scale Is Accurate To 1/10th Of A Gram on OhGizmo!
Yea, that's what you need in the "kitchen" when you're "cooking" some "food". Wink Wink. These are sold in the Drug Paraphernalia department at Nordstrom's, right?
1 year ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » From The Road: Giving Away $50 From Thinkgeek on OhGizmo!
Sssssssshhhhhhhh, the secret words are secret words!
1 year ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » MediaCart Could Make Shopping More/Less Bearable on OhGizmo!
And, ya know, you never see homeless folks pushing around shopping carts so strapping $600 (or whatever) PC onto them is a good idea. Somehow.
1 year ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » Hug Shirt: Feel The Love on OhGizmo!
Hug her? There's nothing to hug, she's as thin as a pencil!
1 year ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » Color Changing Smart Lid System Tell You When Drink Is Too Hot on OhGizmo!
OOh. I dike dat. Den I on't durn my dung nex dime!
1 year ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » Gratuitious Shocking Video: BIGGG Tesla Coil on OhGizmo!
We don't get to the action till half way through the video!
1 year ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » We All Knew This Day Would Come - RIP Joox.net on OhGizmo!
I'm watching the Simpson's Movie on it right now!
2 years ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » Spaghetti Ice Cream Maker on OhGizmo!
This is so cool! I used to get spagetti ice cream in Germany back in the 80s and I never thought I'd see it again. Thanks.
3 years ago
in OhGizmo! » Archive » A Sofa Made From Goodyear Tires on OhGizmo!
The smell would kill me. I hate that tire smell.
