Micah, Both that picture of Patricks and your post sound very much like something one of my professors in college did. Brilliant mathematician, and he went about finding his mate in the geekiest - and most effective way - I've ever heard. He wrote up his list of requirements, like you guys have, then handed it out to everybody he knew, telling them to give copies to either girls that fit, or their friends. Like a chain letter. Couple months later, he gets an email from some girl on the west coast (he lived on the east coast). They start chatting online. Eventually phone calls. Then fly to somewhere in the middle of the US to meet. Last I heard, they'd been married at least 10 years - well past the usual divorce point. Of course, he was also going blind, and teaching esoteric math to kids with no social skills whatsoever. But he had his wife. Get that list out there. ;) - Chris