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1 month ago

in A Political Twist to the Beverly Hillbillies on Idea Province
This is the most BRILLIANT idea ever in the history of ideas ever! You should immediately do a treatment and send copies to every tv network, movie studio, theater troup, opera company, relative, friend and former highschool classmate for whom you can find an address. Do it now!

2 months ago

in O’ My Arlen on Will Wilkinson
So Arlen Specter is the modern face of "liberalism." That's just dandy. Why not just get it over with and form one big party. You could call it the 'Fuck You - We're Rich" party.
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uknowbetter Yeah, but then it's a lot harder to distract people. It's easier to rip people off with two parties promoting the same thing.

7 months ago

in Politics in the Era of Marketing on Will Wilkinson
"...their capacity for being duped is not infinite..."

Too large to be accurately measured, but not infinite.

"...their impact on the political process is not negligible."

Too small to be accurately measured, but not negligible.

7 months ago

in Important Announcement on Shakesville
Don't worry, Melissa. Everyone knows about your deep unshakable support for the democratic party. You don't have to prove that you'd vote for a dead hamster if it had a 'd' next to it's name.

8 months ago

in In Which I Give Yet Another Glimpse Into How Well and Truly Fucked I'm Going to be if Obama Doesn't Win on Tuesday on Shakesville
That's nice, Melissa. Enjoy your second class citizenship and remember to send in your check to the DNC.

10 months ago

in Truckers select route for rolling RNC protest on The Minnesota Independent
Dag Hammarskojold Plaza at the UN. Hmmm... Is that the UN in Minneapolis or the UN in St. Paul?
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