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5 months ago
in Eat My Snow, English Football on EPL Talk
That would be "tongue IN cheek" you moron!
5 months ago
in Eat My Snow, English Football on EPL Talk
Hi Fred. Go look up "tongue and cheek" on the internet somes-wheres. Then have a bath, take a deep breath, and relax,
Sincerely,
The Moron.
PS -- Pretend? Who's pretending?
Sincerely,
The Moron.
PS -- Pretend? Who's pretending?
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Richard Whittall
That would be "tongue IN cheek" you moron!
5 months ago
in Only a Miracle Will Save Premier League for Liverpool on EPL Talk
Well, reason would say that any one of four teams could win it, but I like the outcome so I'm in agreement. But you know the shitstorm that awaits you on this comment section, right?
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The Gaffer
Not sure about that Richard. Most of the Liverpool supporters have gone into hibernation.
Cheers,
The Gaffer
Cheers,
The Gaffer
5 months ago
in Aston Villa’s Premier League Success Makes No Sense Whatsoever on EPL Talk
Okay critics! This was a tongue-in-cheek piece written to make light of our tremendous luck over the past few matches! I was wrong not to swear total and unwavering fealty to my football club! I am in the midst of a re-education session never to make light of anyone's football team ever again, because football is a tremendously serious business!
5 months ago
in Aston Villa’s Premier League Success Makes No Sense Whatsoever on EPL Talk
Good eye on the Chris/David shenanigans. Wishful thinking on my part? It's been fixed along with the Gabby/Barry mix-up (pen, penalty-taker? It's all the same right?). As for the rest of you, come on! Let's enjoy it! We're in third, let's laugh a little...
5 months ago
in Just What the Hell is Wrong with Arsenal? on EPL Talk
Going to have to step in here again. I'm but ONE author of many on EPLTalk. If you don't like the article there'll be plenty more down the pipe; torrents of abusive bile on one author's take will not yield yet another flat, rehashed match-report, no matter how many vile things you anonymously type. If you want turgid, stale analysis, there's plenty to go around at the BBC. But I'm glad to know who's been commenting on Justin TV all this time...
5 months ago
in Just What the Hell is Wrong with Arsenal? on EPL Talk
*cough* I'm Canadian for one, and I've indeed been to a few Premier League matches in my life, although the man standing behind me at the Valley screaming profanity for an hour and half could teach you something about insults! My feelings aren't even hurt yet!
5 months ago
in Just What the Hell is Wrong with Arsenal? on EPL Talk
Mindlessly unselfconscious partisan blinders, check! Crude grade-school insults, check! Phony calls for boycotts check! Like shooting fish in a barrel here it seems.
5 months ago
in Manchester City Considering Twenty Million Pound Bid for Non-Existent Forward Masal Bugduv on EPL Talk
Fair enough PW, but I would only take issue with being called a 'journalist.' This was a fake news bit meant to highlight Hughes' precarious situation in the transfer market. Any non-City fans who thought this was absolute drivel from c*nt and a c*ck (a tranny?) who is also a toilet cleaner, please feel free to pipe up.
5 months ago
in Manchester City Considering Twenty Million Pound Bid for Non-Existent Forward Masal Bugduv on EPL Talk
Sorry it wasn't funny, Graham. Let's just say I now know how Barry Glendenning feels...
To the rest, I'll just say in my day 'puerile' meant calling a total stranger the c-word...
To the rest, I'll just say in my day 'puerile' meant calling a total stranger the c-word...
5 months ago
in Manchester City Considering Twenty Million Pound Bid for Non-Existent Forward Masal Bugduv on EPL Talk
Wow! Well, I didn't really intend this as a wind up, but mission accomplished. Don't worry City fans, I'll get round to the rest of the league in good time.
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Lancet Fluke
Well we can hardly wait if it is all going to be as witty and intelligent as this. Cock!
6 months ago
in Aston Villa In the Top Four: Be Careful What You Wish For on EPL Talk
Hi Villabrum,
I mentioned the 82 win in the article. I would only correct you by saying it was still the European Cup in 1982, and not yet the Champions League.
Cheers,
Richard
I mentioned the 82 win in the article. I would only correct you by saying it was still the European Cup in 1982, and not yet the Champions League.
Cheers,
Richard
8 months ago
in Bolton Giving Away Free Beer To Lure Fans on EPL Talk
Maybe they should try giving away free quality football, incisive passing, and goal scoring opportunities.
Best League in the World!
Best League in the World!
9 months ago
in Torres Double Overshadowed by Mike Riley on EPL Talk
The Cahill tackle deserved a red. Certainly not all Premier League refs would have given it, but it was well within Riley's rights to give it. The Everton supporters didn't seem too miffed about it. I have to say, the only decision worth mentioning this week was Rob Styles 'penalty' decision against Bolton...pathetic.
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Johnathan Starling
Sorry, I didn't see Cahill's challenge as Serious Foul Play or Violent Conduct, and I stand by that.
As for Rob Styles penalty decision...it is Rob Styles after all. I'm pretty much numb to the decisions he makes. I don't expect him to be getting any top flight games for a couple of weeks unless it is as the fourth official after Saturday though.
As for Rob Styles penalty decision...it is Rob Styles after all. I'm pretty much numb to the decisions he makes. I don't expect him to be getting any top flight games for a couple of weeks unless it is as the fourth official after Saturday though.
10 months ago
in Is Justin.tv The Killer App For Soccer Fans? on EPL Talk
Once you get over how entirely unethical it is, Justin Tv does the trick very nicely. Only football is not meant to be watched on a grainy laptop with the musings of a thousand 14 year-old wannabe xenophobes commenting non-stop right beside the picture. I have a giant mac so full-screen ruins it.
10 months ago
in FIFA Needs To Revamp International Football on EPL Talk
Football's not all about television and entertainment. Why change everything because you might find Turkey v. Slovakia a bit boring? England duds have been around a lot longer than Setanta PPV.
If anything, FIFA should make the World Cup HARDER to qualify for. And England, judging by the past forty years, are owed absolutely nothing as far as qualification matches go.
If anything, FIFA should make the World Cup HARDER to qualify for. And England, judging by the past forty years, are owed absolutely nothing as far as qualification matches go.
10 months ago
in Joe Cole Can’t Save England Blushes on EPL Talk
England won two nil. They parked eleven men in front of net, Joe found a way through, the end. I'm no Ingerland apologist, but if it had been Italy or France, none of this would have even been talked about. At all. Period.
The longer England fans expect to see Brazil-like performances, including ten-nil scorelines against the minnows, the heavier the cross self-hating England fans seem to want to bear.
The longer England fans expect to see Brazil-like performances, including ten-nil scorelines against the minnows, the heavier the cross self-hating England fans seem to want to bear.
10 months ago
in Hypocrisy Typifies The Reaction of Opposing Fans to City Takeover on EPL Talk
You can be a City fan and still be uncomfortable with the takeover. Abu Dhabi have already demonstrated that
a) they will say reckless things about other players less than a week into ownership, which has already muddied the waters for future transfer deals.
and
b) they don't care about the club; they're in it for the glory of Abu Dhabi and Abu Dhabi alone. If I were a City fan, I might be a little perturbed about my club being used as a pawn in a tale of two cities.
Read David Conn's piece on this in the Guardian -- http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/sep/03/...
a) they will say reckless things about other players less than a week into ownership, which has already muddied the waters for future transfer deals.
and
b) they don't care about the club; they're in it for the glory of Abu Dhabi and Abu Dhabi alone. If I were a City fan, I might be a little perturbed about my club being used as a pawn in a tale of two cities.
Read David Conn's piece on this in the Guardian -- http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/sep/03/...
10 months ago
in Dimitar Berbatov Wearing Man United Shirt on EPL Talk
I would imagine cigarettes. Cartons of them...
10 months ago
in Nine Football Announcing Cliches We Could Do Without | EPL Talk on EPL Talk
I actually think the best bit comes around the sixty-fifth minute when no one says anything at all for thirty seconds and you think maybe something's wrong with the sound. As bad as some English announcing gets, this would NEVER happen during an American telecast...
I'm sick of reading humorous takes on football, it allows people like yourself whose knowledge of the game is threadbear to pretend to have a valid opinion. Cliche ridden and full of holes, incorrect information wise and not funny. I hope you don't get paid for this shit.
Global Warming has seen snowfall in the UK fall considerable from every year up to the 1980's to 4 major ones in 1991, 1995, 2000 and 2008. See the pattern there, they're get less and less common and people become more unused to dealing with the conditions. Anyone under 30 in the UK has seen 4 snow falls in the last 20 years. Your lack of enviromental knowledge seems to think snowfall becomes more likely due to precipitation. As any fool knows it takes more than rain alone to cause snow and that's the issue here, it doesn't happen as often as it used to in the UK. The British response is akin to it happening in Spain and Portugal, the country grinds to a halt becuase they don't know what to do anymore.
We were used to it 30 years ago, now thanks to Global Warming it has become freak weather and causes the safety concerns that caused the games to be cancelled. Do you want people to die trying to get to a football match? So you've written a pointless, unfunny and factual incorrect article. Is that what tongue in cheek means in Canada?