DISQUS

Yup Spence, that's about how I figured you'd react. Fair is fair except when it's Israel. So Spence, what was "anti-Semitic?" Hmmm? Dual citizenship? Why couldn't any Amerikan hold dual American/Palestinian citizenship? Yeah, how about that. How about Avigdor Lieberman? Yeah, struck a nerve I did. Fair is fair and I'm done with you. Do you have that many readers that Washington Independent can simply blow off a reader that is in disagreement with you? And start up with that "anti-Semitic" bullshit.? Yeah, I'm done with you. You are going to have to change the name of 'Washington Independent'. You aren't "independent" at all. How freaking biased and sad for you.

Oh groan Spencer, groan, groan, and groan! Let's get right to the bottom line and just clear the air. Israel sucks! Two thoughts for you, 1- Joe Lieberman. Yeah, Sen. Joe 'little butcher' Lieberman. 2- Gaza! The "work" by Israel on Gaza IS an atrocity. You know, old school type genocidal atrocity.
Oh yeah one last thing, criticism of Israel IS NOT freaking anti-Semitism. Israel is deserving of MUCH criticism and the offering up of that Israel criticism gets "Jews" wound tighter than a fresh drum head. Had me a fine argument with Laura Rozen about that very subject. Rozen figures that the horror wrought by Israel on Palestinians is just fine and dandy. One could suppose that endless cycle of reciprocity is at work and play here. After all, one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Perspective is everything.
So it's to be "J Street?" I wish them well. Israel still sucks and it isn't the business of America to support Israel. What in hell is up with Americans holding dual American/Israel citizenship? And passports? And serving in the IDF? What, Jews will serve in the IDF and not the freaking U.S. Marines? Hmmm, yup Israel sucks.

Ah the Bush administration. What a sad collection of inhumane war profiteers and criminals. And speaking of Alberto 'seedy' Gonzales, Holmes better not EVER think about leaving Amerika. Cause well you know, he just might end up on the business end of a war crimes tribunal. One can only dare to dream! Can we all say 'prosecute Yoo'? Hey 'seedy', got your "legal opinion" right here!

Okay, let's set Xinhua straight. Pelosi is NOT a "tyrant." Nope. Pelosi IS a number of things and "tyrant" is not the one. Pelosi IS a shameless shill. A for real and certified Amerikan sycophant. Treasonably duplicitous. Less than circumspect lying warmonger. Special interest harlot. Fashionably untrendy. Vacuous, vapid, venomous, venal, monstrous, missing in political action, and she's not very nice. BUT, a "tyrant?" Xinhua hasn't got a freaking clue. China NEEDS to layoff the Dalai Llama, get their house in order, and then join the civilized world. Besides, the Chinese ATE all the river dolphins and just how smart is that? The Chinese probably would EAT the Tibetans and they will too, just as soon as they can figure out what to do with Richard Gere.

Iraq Prime Minister Vichy al-Maliki, stands aghast with that slack-jawed incredulous look. Sort of like how a deer caught in the headlights looks moments prior to being run down by that really big truck. Uncle Dick didn't tell Prime Minister Vichy what to do. Oh well, we all know what happened to Iraq's last suck ass petty tyrant. Ah how the winds of change will blow right up a PM's skirt.
How come Tony 'lap doggie' Blair hasn't been made to stand before a war crimes tribunal? John Howard?

Dateline Monday April 14, 2008. 07:45 MDT, 'Bottom falls out of market...Stocks crash! Run on banks! Ben Bernanke leaves for Bahamas. Extended "vacation" given as reason for his immediate exit from the Homeland. Apples selling for $500 dollars (U.S.) a bag! Gas nonexistent! Candidate Clinton in 'extended' consultation with Elton John and Dr. Phil at the Misogyny Center For The Terminal Stupid. Candidate Obama 'going back to school' for "an Elitism 101" refresher course. Candidate McCain gone 'over-the-edge' and shoots 3 reporters for suggesting that he (McCain) might cut down on his caffeine intake.
Prognostication for the market today- Dow down 550! NASDAQ down 75!
TTFN! Buy bonds!

According to sources close to Paul Begala, Mark Penn is a "raving misogynist!" Yup, it's true. Word from Winston 'Winky' Raggarian who worked as a closet Begala intern, Paul Begala is "livid" that Penn was "outted" as a crank long before Begala could "out" Penn as being that "raving misogynist!" Raggarian maintains that "he's never seen Begala so incensed." Begala is alleged to have stated, "Penn certainly was a crank but that's some small potatoes compared to his being a raving misogynist!" Raggarian continues quoting Begala, "Penn's being a crank could cost Hillary SOME votes but, his being a raving misogynist WOULD COST Hillary the election for damn sure."
So there you have the "inside" scoop.
Holly? Did you know that Anne Coulter is a raving misogynist? Well she is and you can quote me. 4 shure!
Love ya babe, love your work!
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Clinton's speech will be more of that vast misogynist-wing conspiracy theory. Blah blah and in Philadelphia no less. We all know how 'misogynist' Philadelphia is. Clinton can't get a leg up and it's the misogynists fault. We ALL know that. Clinton's predicament can't be her own fault. Nah! Her voting FOR and continuing support for Bush's war of terror and the Bush insanity on Iraq COULDN'T POSSIBLY have a thing to do with any of this. Nah, it's those pesky misogynists! Is Tommy Carcetti misogynist?

Ayn Rand was misogynist. Alan Greenspan IS misogynist! They're EVERYWHERE! It's a vast misogynist-wing conspiracy to destroy the world and the Amerikan economy. Wow, that would mean Andrea Mitchell is misogynist. Gosh, does NBC know that Mitchell is misogynist? That would after all, explain her bizarre fascination with Tucker Carlson. Carlson is a KNOWN misogynist and warmongering lunatic from way back in his days of appearing on the Chris Matthews program. Why, that would mean that Matthews is misogynist. You see? It's a vast misogynist-wing conspiracy. Thanks Sir 'E' for shedding enlightenment on a darkly kept secret. Pompous bitch!

It's "misogyny" he'll tell ya! Every last one of those congressional misogynists are freaking MISOGYNISTS! Why Sir Elton couldn't be wrong. Nope, no way no how. Why else would the rightwing side of congressional insanity boo Ms. Speier? It's MISOGYNY! Plain and brutally simple. Besides, maybe Sir 'E' was having himself an off day and didn't get his estrogen. BITCH!

So much ado about absolutely NOTHING!

Holly? The first State in the Union to allow women to vote was Wyoming. Criminy, do you ever fact check anything? The first nation on our poorly informed planet to allow women to vote would be Australia. You've sullied yourself girlfriend. Are we supposed to take you seriously? Especially now? Judas H. Priest, USE THE FREAKING FACT CHECK! Google has one, try it!

Petraeus testimony possibly scenario. "Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you my letter of resignation. I have brought dishonor to my uniform, my command, my oath of commission, and the Constitution of the United States of America. I have committed wanton and signal acts of treason that are both high crimes and misdemeanors. I have served in dishonor, a president and vice-president that are war criminals and traitors to our nation. Thank you. I will now retire to the National Mall where I will commit ritual sepuku. It is the ONLY honorable choice remaining to me."
Yeah, it's possible.

Holly? You're going to want to be very careful using 'Reason' magazine and Libertarian in the same breath or sentence if you will. Catch up with what Justin Raimondo said about 'Reason' and Reason's idiot editor that Welch guy. Raimondo IS the voice of Libertarians everywhere. 'Reason' is a dried up sorry excuse for "hack" pulp. By way of disclaimer, I wouldn't dare to speak for Libertarians. No way. However, I'm a huge fan of the Raimondo and he can shred ass like nobody's business. I am speaking literarily and no further inference may or should be construed. That by way of disclaimer thingy again. TTFN Holly, love you love your work! Oh yeah, Rep. Bob Barr (ret. R-Ga.) would make a GREAT president. I mean, look at the idiot bastard we've got for a president now. That George Bush is one murderous lying piece of work.

Wait a minute, I thought that Lt. Gen. William G. 'crazy ass' Boykin WAS Jesus' generalissimo. You mean to tell me there's two of them Jesus' generals? Criminy, one was bad enough. However, I did like the letter. John Yoo ought to volunteer to have himself 'waterboarded' for the sake of intellectual evolution. Nothing says first hand experience like being tortured.
To think that Berkley USED to be a beacon of intellectual pursuit. Wow, how times have changed.

McCain has the contrived delivery on account of his making the stuff up as he blathers along. Spend some time researching Senator B.S. and his "achievements." Not so impressive or factual. One could commence any research on McCain where McCain spent time as a "guest" of the North Vietnamese. Yeah, that's an excellent place to begin. McCain's Vietnam experience won't stand up to the light of investigative journalism. Well, that would to preclude that there is ANY investigative journalist remaining in the grand old U.S. of freaking delusional Amerika. Do some fact checking on Senator 'one hundred years' McCain and discover for yourself what a lying criminal he is in very real fact.

If the Pelosi didn't have reason to impeach, she sure as hell has reasons to impeach now! Read the article in Vanity Fair. 'The Green Light' by Phillippe Sands. Oh holy bull-pucky, it's game on! WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL! Well and impeachment. Which ever can come first.

Frontline's 'Bad Voodoo's War' sort of put the "spurge" into perspective. Iraq is a failure of war criminal proportion. So, why aren't the war criminals sitting shackled and chained in the dock at the International Criminal Court at the Hague. Makes not a diff if the U.S. isn't "signatory" to the Court. War crimes IS war crimes and Amerika's White House is currently home to the worst of a murderously war criminal lot. However and it must be said, Tony 'lap doggie' Blair AND the Oz John Howard must needs be shackled and chained then delivered to the Hague as well. WAR CRIMES TRIBUNALS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Besides, a good war crimes tribunal is just another way to say "Happy Mother's Day" to Amerika's wives and mothers that have lost a loved one or lover. Hey Spencer? How was that assessment?

Amerika's service boys and girls are killed AND worse than killed, for what reason? Why does this insanity persist? What kind of political idiot would continue to continue ad nauseam? Wait a minute, the light just came on. Why it's none other than George W. Bush and the war mongering idiots from hell! That "idiots from hell" designation would have to include Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and Joe 'little butcher' Lieberman. Well and Dianne Feinstein, Dick 'shotgun' Cheney, Donny 'Dr. Death' Rummy, and a host of thousands upon thousands of sycophantic war criminals and their minions. Yes, one would have to include Sen. Carl 'comb over' Levin and Sen. John 'admiral palsy' Warner. Hmmm, that listing motif can get to be strenuous.
Hey Spencer, ever talk with Bill Moyers? You should you know.

Moqtada al-Sadr is one shrewd cleric. He is of course, the Iraqi people's spokesman. The Bush regime and the Bush-puppet in Iraq misplayed their hand and lost 'all in'. Now the clock is ticking and Amerika will have to get out of Iraq. Whoops, there goes the "hundred year war of terror" being championed by McCain and his bitch Lieberman. However, McCain isn't much different from Clinton or Obama. Sad but true. Fine Amerikan service boys and girls will be slaughtered in a hasty retreat or should we call that a "pull back?" Does it matter? The Iraq quagmire turned genocide turned civil war SHOULD NEVER have been attempted. NEVER!!! Bush and his co-conspirators should be standing trial for crimes against humanity. Yeah and sadly, that'll never happen either. 'We the people' will pay for the Bush crimes and far into an economically dismal future. Oh yeah and by the by, I'm selling large refrigerator boxes. The people booted out of their homes by mortgage collapse will still need a place to live. I've been hoarding them for just such an outcome. Gosh, would that be considered "war profiteering?" Hmmm, I'd better ask Sen. Dianne Feinstein. So many 'war criminals' and so little time to engineer a MUCH NEEDED war crimes tribunal.

Benedict Lieberman would compare McCain to JFK? Oh that's simply rich! Lieberman is McCain's bestest yappy little pet. One of those really annoying little barky puppies that scampers and yips all the while peeing all over itself and anything even close to being near as the MASTER struts itself in full public view. Yeah, Lieberman WOULD tie his fate to a lunatic like McCain. Lieberman is an even larger warmongering buffoon than McCain. McCain insists that "America will be in the war of terror for one hundred years!" Yeah 'little butcher' Lieberman really likes that kind of insanity. Lieberman likes killing Muslims! Well, not actually Lieberman his self. No, Lieberman wants somebody else to kill Muslims and just so long as the killing isn't having to be wrought by 'little butcher' and his own, well, the killing of Muslims is JUST FINE! Heck, that's why Amerika has all those poor idiot kids without a future. They's can join up with that grand Amerikan War Machine and get themselves killed or worse for a treasonous scum like Benedict Lieberman and John 'the insane' McCain. McCain and JFK? Lieberman is one sorry-ass traitor and an even larger genocidal warmongering piss-ant!

Let's see, isn't Usama bin Ladin the creation of Ronald Reagan? Let's see, CIA=Afghan Mujahideen=al-Qaeda=9/11=wmd's=Iraq War of naked aggression. Yup, the numbers are plain as the George Bush writing on the wall. Sort of a sanskritian tagger's nightmare.

It all boils down to the definition of "is" and the Clintons. There are ANY number of qualified women in Amerika that could and should be Amerika's president. Sadly, Hillary Clinton is NOT one of them. Ms. Fleming? You would certainly be qualified. Are you willing to saddle up and take the horrid ride into political infamy? I'm willing to bet not. The 'Hill' carries entirely too much political baggage and that would be of the "scandalous" type. If Clinton cared about Amerika as she professes she does, she would end her campaign and do that with the little remaining dignity she could muster. However being the power mad spooky that Clinton is, that will never happen and the Democraps will lose in November and the Democraps will lose BIG!

Oh yeah and one last little thingy. Thanks for answering my question Spencer, I really appreciate that. Yes I do.

Let's see, the Baghdad Green Zone is on fire and burning wildly out of control. Nuri al-Maliki is three sheets to the wind over Basra and his whiz-bang Iraqi elite are on the run and in surrender. Surge is what again? Bush-war is what again? Disaster? Debacle? Quagmire? Quagmire turned civil war? Yeah, that'd be the one. Yup, civil war is on and guess who's stuck directly in the middle? Yup, that'd be US! Bye bye service boys and girls. We'll see you in the next world and don't be late! How in hell is Super John going to fix this Bush-mess? Hmmm, would that be Bush-sh*t?