DISQUS

So what you really saying is don't talk so much?? LOL, I have to agree wholeheartedly with the last tip though.

I almost always date older guys and whenever I'm in one of my rants they feel like it's their job to solve the problem which makes me think "Ninja, if I wanted your opinion/solution I'd ask. Right now I just need to go off TO you cuz I can't go OFF on my momma!"

Trooper. Definitely a trooper.

Gorilla Zoe + Auto tune = funny

I love it!!

IMO there is no difference in how it feels besides when giving oral

Can you tell me what "linth" is according to the studies you have researched?? I know what LINT is but "linth" is new to me...

Well what the hell he want you to do with it?? He wants you to suck the skin?? How can he feel anything if the skin is covering the head?? That's a weird one right there.

This has to be just between these two cuz like I said I didnt have that problem

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! I didn't LOVE it but I did grow to accept it. It didn't take much work.

LOL good answer!

WOW...

Well I was in that situation before minus the bad oral (he had great oral skills) and the painful entry with the father of my child. It freaked me out when I first saw it I must admit. Aside from the look of it, it didn't feel any differently. Actually it's probably the best I've had. I did love him so I kinda got over how it looked.

Now when it comes to you giving him head, if it grosses you out then you probably aren't doing your best work because you're thinking about how gross it is. DISCLAIMER: My next sentence is about to be extremely gross but I did it and it's my only advice.

If your head game is proper then you probably know how to work your hands and mouth at the same time right? Well, what you have to do is slide it (yes, that skin) down and keep it out the way. Like, grab him in the middle and just pull it down and keep it there then just go to work. If you love him or think you do, it's a small price to pay especially if you like giving head. If you can't do that then hell I don't know what to say...

When I was 19 and in college I always said that if I got pregnant I would run to the abortion clinic. I couldnt afford birth control at the time and even though I did use condoms, I knew that I could still become preggers. A year and couple long island iced teas later I became preggers by my longtime boyfriend. He knew my stance and was ready to go to the clinic but I couldnt bring myself to do it. I took my bff out to dinner to tell her the news and see what she thought of the situation. At dinner she was very very distant and almost sad. She confessed that today was her due date and if she wouldn't have gotten an abortion a few months back she'd be a mom and broke down regretting her decision. That's when I knew I had to keep my son. Now, two years later and not wanting to be put back in that situation I am on my birth control FAITHFULLY. I am Pro-Choice for other women, but personally I couldnt do it...

i heard this song about two weeks ago and been blasting it ever since

I think it's funny but it's no different from the nigger please shirt...

My experiences with men and women are one of two extremes. Either he likes the idea at first but then grows uncomfortable with it and becomes extremely jealous. Like I can't even go to dinner or the mall with my friends (my real friends, not "friends") without him asking if we took a detour on the way. OR he likes the idea of it and begs for threesomes all the time, asks me if I'm looking at this girls butt or that girls boobs, and constantly brings it up to the point where I'm about to explode. Don't get me wrong, I like being with women ( I don't like the label bi, I just consider myself sexually open) but I still LOVE the peen. The women thing is just something to break the routine not something I live for.

Girl you make the whole thing sound so troubling. I was scared for you just reading. You have to relax! Being with another woman can be great, especially if your man is there too. I think I just said too much.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKK, so where's the sex??

I so strongly agree!! I hate when a ninja try to get all up in there and aint washed his hands, mouth, or his man area!! Please fellas (and a note to ladies) clean all areas before AND after the deed. It's only right!

I guess I'm just a team player. I'll give in when he wants it and I don't. I might not do much work, but it's the thought that counts right???

LOL!!! I won't give a dude the time of day if he won't licky licky. It's a requirement!! I don't even see how you are even involved with this guy! How old is he??

I hear a lotta people talking down about Kanye's latest venture and I don't know why. It seems like 'Ye can do no wrong in my eyes. I love it!

I personally agree with some of your comments and some I think are, let's just say, not completely true and shouldn't be used to generalize the thick girl population of the world.

I am thick and that is according to the thick-o-meter! I have a huge ass and huge legs but nobody I sleep with has to worry about any spillage when the layers come a-falling off. There is such a thing as being a thick/big girl with a nice ab section, not common but it does exist *points to self* however, being a fan of thick women as well, I have to say that I have witnessed the spillage and it is really gross lol.

Since I am a thick woman I have never come across anyone who gets filled from a handful of booty and a mouthful of breast LOL! Everybody I know needs a full plate plus seconds and thirds and I offer all of that but if all you need is a sampler then I guess that's cool too.

I also am flexible as well and I take pride in that! All my skinny friends are so surprised when we have our girl talk sessions at the things I can do and that's why I love being who I am. I love a challenge and I love winning. I love the look on a persons face when they see me in action and if I need to prove it to you I'll give you a GREAT Cinderella story but that's neither here nor there.

And there is a lot of hate toward slim women from thick women because society and men have determined that slim is better and slim is the way to go and that is simply untrue. Growing up I was always the bigger one of all my friends (note I said bigger NOT big) and subconsiously I was always treated as a lesser friend. Not intentionally but people do (or used to until I found some swag about myself) display fatist (read a person who doesn't like fat people) behaviors whether they want to or not and sometimes don't even know that they are doing it. I don't believe it's hate but I believe that now a thick/bigger girl has a voice and swag to stand up to men, women, and society as a whole and let them know that just because she has a little bit more junk in her trunk or wherever her junk lies, doesn't mean she is inferior, ugly, lazy, hungry or any of the other things people try to tag on the heavier population. We are standing up and saying that yes I can be a KFC frequenter and be sexier, smarter, and have waaaaay more swag than the Cheerio Hoola Hoop Champion sneaking pretzel sticks while your'e sleeping.

And that concludes my rant. You may now return to your regularly scheduled blogging.